Whiteshade

About Me (Cross out the first paragraph Edition):

Well I was born in a stable, then I was raised, then I made free wine, then I came across MLP:FiM^(yay) about a month ago longer than a month ago, I think it was like march or something... I am currently attending finished high school, 12th grade, I live in Canada which is now like the Bahamas thanks to climate change, and I have aspirations to become an investor, that is, manipulating numbers on a screen then going to an ATM then have money showered on me (may or may not be exaggerated). Well at least the first part. I am also busy, with...like, stuff, but I am making time for this community by ruthlessly neglecting all academic demands. Update: I got a job. I sell lovely sharp knives. Lovely, sharp, lovely sharp, sharp, sharp, sharp, knives.

I do stuff, and go places. Eeyup.

More stuffs:

Anyways, lets start with the basics. My strengths are my intellect (presumably), my wit (presumably), my humor (only on the odd weekdays), my not-judging-stuff-ivityulness apathy placidity, my humility and the fact that I am aware of many things, like where you live. My weaknesses potential facets of improvement are that I generally don't do anything may not give my all in all circumstances, and while I do have aspirations for myself and hope for humanity, frankly if I had my popcorn then just watching something burn eating popcorn is lucrative as well.

What I do:

Stuff. Rescuing kittens for the local pet shelter, and serving soup to the elderly. Also throwing knives... for charity yes. You know, cancer research.

What I like:

MLP, Forums, Anime, stuff that is not safe to mention due to ToS. No it is not sexual, but still not safe. Watching stuff. I'm pretty open minded.

Political Affiliation:

Meritocratic Socialist, give bread to the poor, but make sure they work for it, if, um, that's ok with them...

Religious Affiliation:

Weird Stuff Standout Qualities:

I have a fascination with propaganda education

I have a verbal tic an unique, distinguished, speaking style

I enjoy logic, and the absence application of it

I am more morbid and bloodthirsty colorful than the average guy, but on the flip side and I'm very sensitive to cute things.

memento vivere,

~Whiteshade, Resident Kitten Savior of MLP Forums