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MVC NVMXD JVRXD

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blog-0940779001346258121.pngSo everyone's favorite admin Scootacool has a very interesting avatar. At first glance, it appears to be Scootaloo wearing glasses like she's some 1950's Greaser. But upon further inspection, I noticed a few other things...

Them glasses.

Look at them! They aren't even over his ears! By this logic, then those glasses shouldn't even be on his head! Though if these fell of his head, he would lose his cool luster, thus bringing shame upon MLP Forums... So I suspect something else....

ANCIENT ALIEN TECHNOLOGY.

That's right, everyone. We all know that aliens came down to earth to aide Feld0 in creating this site, loaning him their mystical technology in return for moderator-ship. That's right, all your favorite mods are really aliens. But the admins aren't aliens, so they lack the alien magic that every other mod has. This means that it shouldn't be possible for those glasses to stay on. Yet they do! The only reasonable explanation is that aliens have cast an alien spell on him to keep the glasses on his head forever.

But still, I'm not even finished with this.

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT FEZ?

It doesn't even look like it's on his head! Rather, it appears to be some abnormal growth upon his forehead. After inspecting this fez some more, and bringing it to some of the top UFOlogists, I have again came to an interesting conclusion.

SCOOTACOOL WAS POISENED BY ALIEN RADIATION.

Now, I know what you're thinking. If he was poisened by radiation, then why doesn't he turn into a giant green monster when he turns angry? And I'll tell you why. You see, everyone experiences radiation differently. Plus, it was only recently that this growth appeared. So with his different reaction, combined with the protection of alien magic, the radiation was reduced to making a growth on his head. Yep. Mystery = solved.

WAIT DJENTY, IF EVERY MOD'S AN ALIEN, THEN WHY DIDN'T THE FBI TAKE THEM AWAY?

Well, you see, Feld0 is really a part of the illuminati. MLP Forums itself was part of it's master plan. By participating on this forum, not only are you hiding aliens, but you are helping the illuminati acheive their goal of world domination. Wanna know who else was in the illuminati?

LAUREN FAUST.

Yup. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was created to get more males to join Lauren on her illuminati crusade.

 

I hope you remember this, everyone.

 

UPDATE

Scootacool has become one with his mod brethren. The man in charge of the technical aspects of this site is, in fact, an alien.

I for one welcome our new Alien Overlords.

;_;

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Key Gear

Hold up bro, the hat can come off! I always take it off when it's time for me to… Whip my mane back and forth!

 

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Arylett Charnoa

;;Hides alien antennae;;

 

YOU SAW NOTHING! SCATCOAL IS JUST A NORMAL FRIENDLY CHICKEN WHO WEARS A HAT! NO MOD ALIENS HERE!

 

Now, I know what you're thinking. If he was poisened by radiation, then why doesn't he turn into a giant green monster when he turns angry? And I'll tell you why. You see, everyone experiences radiation differently. Plus, it was only recently that this growth appeared. So with his different reaction, combined with the protection of alien magic, the radiation was reduced to making a growth on his head. Yep. Mystery = solved.

Science.

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MVC NVMXD JVRXD

Hold up bro, the hat can come off! I always take it off when it's time for me to… Whip my mane back and forth!

 

 

Lies. The aliens performed alien surgery on you.

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Key Gear

Yes, I am an alien. You have all done well to discover this.

 

Now, if you'll just follow me… I would like for you to accompany me on my spaceship. I would like to have you over for dinner you see.

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NavelColt

I'm not surprised. His fumbling goof-ups with the CP are proof enough that he's an alien that's not yet fully familiar with Earth's computer controls.

 

Also:

 

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Dave247

Look what you've done to Scoots Djenty!

On the other hand I've always wanted to see space... Screw it, I'm going. Goodbye world!

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Killian Jones

My condolences.

at least I have superhuman intellect and power now, and I also cannot be killed.

 

VIVA LA RESISTANCE

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The Navel JTAC

Look what you've done to Scoots Djenty!

On the other hand I've always wanted to see space... Screw it, I'm going. Goodbye world!

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Queen Cassie

It's good that you were able to open up about your real self, Scoots. Hopefully you can now accept yourself for who you are, rather than fearing you need to hide in shame.

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Arylett Charnoa

Welcome to the fold, Scatcoal! Yesyesyesyes... bweheehee...

 

It was I that personally turned him into an alien... the revolution begins. Next stop; the forums.

 

I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY ANTENNAE

 

I KNOW I DO

 

(And so do Klopp and Nico. They've already transformed!)

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MVC NVMXD JVRXD

Welcome to the fold, Scatcoal! Yesyesyesyes... bweheehee...

 

It was I that personally turned him into an alien... the revolution begins. Next stop; the forums.

 

I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY ANTENNAE

 

I KNOW I DO

 

(And so do Klopp and Nico. They've already transformed!)

 

YOU MONSTER. D: ;_;

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