Thank you, thank you. It's really through no fault of anybody else, I just tend to read things with a negative tone.
Like, if I post "I am very amiable toward oranges and orange-flavored products," a response could be as simple as "I do not like oranges or orange-flavored products," and in my head it becomes "I will rend the flesh from your bones for the simple fact that you like a thing I dislike, heathen."