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  1. Rainbow Dash
    So apparently I had a lucid dream where Discord visited me and poked me on the head. He then said "You shall never be rested or energized when you sleep. Only when deprived, shall you have energy."
    Now the dream itself was pretty awesome:
    It was my third Lucid Dream
    My desires were fulfilled(only those who know me will get this)

    What was my dream about? I shall tell you.
    I dreamt/commanded i got a new Truck. One that had more torque and Horsepower...one that had 4x4 capabilities and a freaking sweet audio system. I also had those special some ones inside with me. I was cruising the mountains getting my truck all muddy(yes im one of those people).
     
    Everything was going well in my dream until i realized i didnt want to be asleep too long and wasnt able to wake up. I kept thinking to myself, "GET UP!" but my body didnt respond. So here comes Discord who randomly appears in the front passengers seat. He poked my head and said the aforementioned words. I then woke up to find i got 1 hour of sleep.
     
    I wasnt scared or excited when i woke up. I was extremley energized...as if i just took 10 cups of black coffee. Im still trying to figure out if that was real(what discord said) or if my body is just trolling me. Either way, I feel as if I can take on the world.
  2. Rainbow Dash
    so this last week of mine has been one bombshell after another.
    On the last bombshell i decided, "Buck everything! nothing matters anymore."
    Upon deciding that I did some soul searching as well as a good feels session. When i was through with that I tried fixing things more by looking at cute pony pics. after i did that i decided to come up with different fan fics relevant to my bombshells.
     
    What i came up with in the end was me Meeting the Mane 6 In real life. Now, i'm still in the thought process but I was either going to make them a forced illusion due to insanity or stress from said bombshells, or go on the whole Equestria Girls setup.
     
    The end is going to be them talking me out of ending it and either failing or something a little more depressing......maybe a cliff hanger.
  3. Rainbow Dash
    I'm the type of person that holds onto things that have sentimental value. Ever since the passing of a loved one i keep all his things. Now they described him as a pack rat since he held onto his things from his military life and on-so 70 years of knick knacks-
     
    Well, i am the same way as him. I hold onto things that has some sentimental value....stuff that i associate good memories with. Anyways my room is pretty massive and its cluttered with this supposed 'junk' as my family likes to call it.
     
    Now i know what you're thinking and no, I am not a hoarder. I can throw things away with ease and my room is organized in a unique way. It's just that i have so much stuff and nowhere to put it since my family insists on storing their crap in my room. Due to that i have no where to put my stuff or any boxes that could remedy the supposed clutter.
     
    Now i wouldn't care about all this, but the painter does. Claiming he can not paint around my clutter(which is perfectly reasonable), he tells me to put my stuff outside in boxes. Ok thats reasonable to me. What isnt reasonable is the fact that my family wants me to get my stuff out there within a day or two.
     
    If you could see the size of my room, and the things i have, you would know that it would be an improbable effort. Just imagine, if you will, a small studio apartment filled with cherished objects. that is my room. Now imagine having to put these items in various boxes and putting them in a small backyard near neighbors you do not trust.
     
    yeah, this whole things feels like a huge effort that can be solved easily. However, i can not think of anything that can make this easier on me.
  4. Rainbow Dash
    So as you may or may not know i'm an avid role-player. I get different ideas but this one is just ill thought out.
     
    Idea:try to get the mods in on one of my romance roleplays
     
    Why it would work: Now i'm basing this on assumptions(which,right away is a mistake) such as the mods might want a change of pace from the usual. If im to take past experiences with authoritative figures they like it when they are seen as regular users.
     
    why it wouldn't work: Now i asked about this very topic on the GTC and i was told that they are uber busy. They also wouldn't want to be in mine since im not as smart as them(this blog post a prime example of my inability to keep my mouth shut)
     
    In all this is actually just a wish.
  5. Rainbow Dash
    I came up with this idea after watching an unhealthy amount of musicals. Basically its going to be like any other romance roleplay but with the addition of adding music to stregnthen the mood. It sounds a little sketchy since there might be an overload of youtube videos but I think it will work out. Except no one is wanting to join.
     
    could it be that they are put off by my contradictory statement or is it that all the role players are tired of romance? All i can do is speculate and come up with theories
    Source: The Musical Romance
  6. Rainbow Dash
    We all have those phrases we wish we could say but have never gotten the opportunity or guts to say in conversation or anywhere else that wasn't the internet. I have a whole bunch cause in my spare time i talk to myself apparently. Most of the phrases i want to say come from the media. others i just made up.i shall now list them.
     
    1. I'd rather take a f****** axe to my face,blow up this place with you all in it!- Lyrics from Dethhramonic by Dethklok. I want to say this when someone asks me to do something or if its a hypothetical question.
     
    2. Allow me to take your(insert topic here) and ram it up your s****** with a lubricated horse ****. -Taken from the movie In the Loop. I would use this as an alternative to "i dont care about the topic in discussion"
     
    3. How does it feel knowing this is all your life will ever amount to?- made this up after dealing with stupid co-workers. would want to use it in a situation where im talking to a superior or to an incompetent person.
     
    4. If Jesus was alive he would crucify himself just to get away from your ignorance.-thought about this while seeing some anti-gay protests.
     
    these are just some of the phrases im dying to say. There are times where it would be perfect to say one of these but then i get too lazy to talk.
  7. Rainbow Dash
    I have two good role-plays that i have in my mind. I don't want to give too much away but the one that i am TRYING to get posted is a revise of the very first role-play i ever tried to get started up. I have several theories why it failed, but dwelling on it serves no purpose right now.
     
    Every time i get started on writing the post I get pulled away from my computer. I either have to do work at home, or i fall asleep. It really is frustrating since i have a good feeling about my revised Role-play. Listen, i know what you're thinking: Oh you must have time since you posted this blog entry and whatnot. I am thinking that too. I would be writing in my roleplay searching thread, but i always get pulled away no matter what.
     
    Like I keep saying, "The universe hates me and doesn't want me to start this role-play." Though now that i think of it i could just neglect the inane things that pull me away from my computer.
  8. Rainbow Dash
    This is a great advantage of browsing the forums. I ran across this user in a post they made about lucid dreaming. he mentioned he made a piano cover of This day Aria and gave me the link to his post. I clicked on the external link to soundcloud and boy was i blown away. I am currently listening to all his stuff and im jst wondering, where has he been all my time part of this fandom? I was mad due to technical difficulties. i listened to his stuff and im happier than a school girl. I thank you Thunder-Dash for making my day
     
    Source: This Day Aria - SPECIAL Double Piano Cover
  9. Rainbow Dash
    During Psychology class today i had to listen to the instructor list off several sleeping disorders and brain damaged people like Terri Schiavo. The whole class was pretty serious and heavy;riddled with moral quandaries and such. I tuned all this out after 30 minutes of it. I began to wonder who mai waifu would be.
    I spent 20 minutes thinking about this, give or take. I was released from class and went on about my day. I got home though, and called my otaku friend. I asked her how i wold decide to come up with my pony waifu. She said just find that special bond and interests you share with her or him if you want to go that way. After sighing and hanging up on her i went over in my head the possibilities. and came up with this short list of things we might have in common and my ultimate decision:
     
    Rarity: Our strive for perfection and our fashion sense. she may be cute but she aint my type
     
    Pinkie Pie: We both have high energy and love candy and at time can be random. she is cute but her constant happiness just isn't my style.
     
    Fluttershy: both compassionate towards animals and others and can be a pushover at times. she is cute and we would work out.
     
    Twilight: Both can be eggheads at times and are usually socially awkward. We could work out; she is cute and intelligent
     
    Applejack: Both like hard work and often enjoy it. both are also honest and have a western style to them. She is cute and we could work out
     
    Rainbow Dash: Both are loyal and brash. she is cute we could work out
     
    I told my mom about this whole waifu thing and she said, who cares who you pick. just as long as you love them unconditionally and take care of their needs.
     
    But then i found out what it really means to have a pony waifu and i said, I AINT GOIN THAT FAR!
  10. Rainbow Dash
    So today i was coming home from work when JackleApps Griffin Village Autumn. I then thought i wonder what it would be like to be Derpy. 1 hour later i was making paper machet wings with grey feathers from my African grey. She sheds her feathers a lot, so there were just enough to cover little spots. I then climbed up to my roof and strapped a wing to each arm. I yelled out "I'll get your mail to you on time!"
    I jumped and flapped my arms but fell to the ground with force. I was lucky enough to not break anything but i did get a nice bruise on my arm and shoulder. I then slept off the pain and my 'idea' now i have no idea whats going on.
  11. Rainbow Dash
    So today I was secured in the wild world of working. I went to my orientation which was 4 hours long and boring. I thought to myself it will be worth it when i get paid. So when the supervisor for my department started talking about schedules i was happy. I assumed i wouldn't get put to work until after this weekend. I already had my whole three day weekend out: Dungeon and Dragons session for a good amount of the day for Saturday followed up by more fan fiction writing over a period of two days. while i do all this i would save Monday for random stuff.
    Then a lady walked in with a stack of papers. Oh speaking of scheduling heres all of yours( i was in a group). I looked at mine and i cried in my head a little. 9AM until 5PM PST all three days. Sure im getting paid but i had my weekend all planned out. pure and simple goofing off. All part of growing up my Grandma said. i went into my room and yelled F*CK GROWING UP!
  12. Rainbow Dash
    So I had an idea. What would be cooler than a Rainbow Dash themed 1964 Chevrolet Impala SS convertible? NOTHING! Normally i wouldn't think about butchering a sexy car like that with anything other than performance parts but I was Listening to brony rap. I thought to myself, "hey! I need a convertible with daytons and hydraulics."
    It dawned on me, get an Impala paint it metallic blue with either Rainbow dash everywhere or a rainbow stripe down the middle. Paint the daytons blue, and get a custom made Rainbow Dash hood ornament. The interior would either be red or white, whichever matches the exterior paint scheme. I know im going against myself when i do all this cause something like this kills the car and makes you look stupid. Then i thought,'A pony themed low rider isnt stupid. Its brilliant.' All i need to do is procure an Impala SS.
  13. Rainbow Dash
    Ok before i go off on my little rant i just wanted to say that i am guilty of this too. So I am driving home listening to some hardcore dubstep metal combination music and i was in that crush. kill. destroy. swag. mood. So as i am driving along on an empty road this lady pulls out in front of me. Now keep in mind that the road was empty and there was no one behind me. As she pulled in front of me i had to make a split second decision to either go around her or run into her. So i decided to go around except here comes a truck.
    I slammed on the brakes which caused me to skid. i lost control of my truck for a second or two and was going right into the oncoming lane. I felt that i had lost enough speed and released the brakes. she shook her head at me like im the reckless driver. I almost followed her just to yell "you cant wait 5 seconds for a car to pass? or are you that greedy?" but i pulled off to the side and calmed down.
  14. Rainbow Dash
    So I just got done talking to a friend and his sister. I wanted to borrow a scooter so i dont have to exert myself when walking to classes. I had a crush on his sister and he knew. When he said that he knew he also said i wouldn't have a chance but watching me be awkward was adorable. So i talked to his sister and this is how it went down.
     
    Me: So do you have the scooter i can borrow?
    Her: yes i will get it
    *she gets the scooter and brings it to me*
    Me: oh sweet thanks. I wuv you *i said jokingly*
    Him: We all know that dude.
    Me: where the hell did you come from?"
    Him:I am a ninja
    Her: umm yeah so here it is
    Him: Ok now kiss her
    Me: hey go f*** yourself
    *i proceed to give her a brohug*
    Him: oh thats right you like to f*** pony plushies that have an artificial...
    Her: stop that. dont be mean
    Me: No cause i like to pretend im f****** cartoon ponies. they turn me on soo much. they feel so much better than a real woman. i said sarcastically
    *my friends sister, who is a year younger than me, gets a horrified look in her face and walks off*
    it turns out their dad heard me and he is known to be a troll.
    Friends dad: well some people like to go that way. Just make sure the pony doesnt buck you in the nuts. Of course you might like that.
    Him: Dont worry we won't judge you. as long as they are legal age you can do them all you want.
    Me: Why the f*** does everybody think i f*** cartoon ponies!?
    both: cause you're a dragon
    Me: f***ity bye
    i then leave and walk to my truck. I have been noticing that people around me like to troll me alot lately.
    For the record i don't have a plushie with an artificial...you know.
  15. Rainbow Dash
    So today was my day back to college and boy was it different. I went to school expecting the worst time. It wasn't bad at all. Just another example of me turning an anthill in a mountain. My first class was Psychology and the chairs were so comfortable. When class started i just stared at the teacher. Everything was going well until i broke my concentration with brony songs. I kept singing love is in bloom remix and tapping my foot. I basically zoned out and missed the entire lecture.
    After that class i had to hike uphill to get to my math class and i walked in right when the teacher was taking role. So 1 hour into the class i had a scene playing out in my head. I wanted someone to make fun of me being a Brony so i could fight them. I would be sitting there and they make fun of me. we then would have a back and forth and i would win. He would get upset and i would destroy him with my martial arts. while this was going on the teacher was looking at me and he yelled out. " i would advise you not to space out in my class." everyone laughed and he went back to the lecture.
  16. Rainbow Dash
    So thanks to My little pony and it's fan base i have been thinking about romance recenty. I always ignored it until this new year. Now Romance roleplays arent something i am good at, or maybe i am and im just selling myself short. The point is i am horrible with romance ever since my last girlfriend who practically destroyed me. To make a long and otherwise boring story short, I almost did it with her until she was cheating on me and saying that i was just practice. that was 6 years ago. i have tried to get into countless relationships but i always get denied for being to malicious. I even tried the nice guy approach. They said i was too nice for them.
    So i have sworn of girls and turned asexual. That was going great until MLP showed up and had its countless shippins that were downright adorable. Then came the roleplays then came February. Now im thinking of romance and its annoying. although a swig of Jack Daniels will help me forget.
  17. Rainbow Dash
    So today was a meet up with my friends. We call ourselves the Wolf pack. I know its cliched but hey, what are you going to do. So i like to dress unique. I had on cowboy boots, black jeans,a MLP shirt, an overcoat that was littered with studs, and a beanie that doubles as a ski mask. The ski mask had the Jason Vorhees hockey mask graphic on it. It was cold so i wore the ski mask. I approached a small family owned store to meet p with my friends. The 2 workers got so scared when i walked up. They were literally screaming,"OMFG!" short story i scared the crap out of them.
    fast forward to riding in the car with my friends. I decided to roll down the window and yell out random things. some of them included "Hi!" and waving at the person. making random noises at the top of my lungs. I then waved to passing cars on the freeway from my friends car. I almost made people lose control. All i could do was go Trolololol. The best part of the whole thing was peoples reaction to my hollering out the window.
  18. Rainbow Dash
    So last night when i was skyping with my D and D group, when my regular high tech Dell laptop started acting up. The built in mouse pad was having a seizure. everytime i touched it the stupid mouse would zoom in on the webpage. Having little to no patience i quickly grabbed my Iphone and put the Dragonborn's shouts on. turned up the volume and when it came time for the FUS RO DAH I shouted along and punched my laptop.
    It all went downhill from there. Apparently Dell isnt built to take a punch therefore the hard drive broke and i lost all my data. This means the Fan-fics i wrote and the countless brony music i downloaded. I always laughed at the notification that said to back up the data. I hate myself so much.
    If you saw my previous status update then i need to explain something. Me and some friends pretended to be a terrorist group and made a plan to overthrow the government. without going into details it may or may not be perceived as a real threat. just me being paranoid cause i asked the guy about the whole thing and he said they would not look at my data.
    Although i would have to send the harddrive to a data recovery center and they DO look at your data. i need help from a tech savy brony right about now.
  19. Rainbow Dash
    So this is my first blog i have ever done so bare with me, as i have no clue how these things are set up.
    I will go ahead and complain about how life is too hard. I want to have a job and be grown up but at the same time i don't want to be grown up. It's all very confusing but i shall try my best to explain. I hate college and never really cared for it. I have to go i order to be insured. I tell my parental units that college isn't for me and that i want to join the military. They get super disappointed and say i can go live somewhere else then. I'm basically living my life the way they think is best for me and ignoring my opinions, mind you i'm 21 which is kind of pathetic. I should just grow a pair and start my life like i had planned to. Yet, following the wishes of my parental units has been engraved in my very being. There is the fact that i tend to over analyze things and read too much into things. My only choice is to struggle through this semester at college while letting go of the good 'ol days.
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