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  1. Rainbow Dash
    So i came home today playing a song by Simgretina(brony musician) on my iphone. My mom heard it and i told her about how apparently people are hard for the stallion named Braeburn who was a cousin to Apple Jack. BIG MISTAKE! This is what went down:
     
    Mom: That music your playing sounds like something that would play at a gaybar.
     
    Me: I think you might be right, there are people who like Braeburn ,Appl Jacks cousin.
    *proceed to show her a picture of him*
     
    Mom: Oh so we are going into the brokeback mountain stuff huh?
     
    Me: What? No.
    I go to my room where i start fiddling with some tools.
     
    Me: COME ON! The stupid thing fits why do i have to force it in?! Fine i will get the lube you stupid sh*t!
    *mom runs in*
     
    Mom: Oh so now you have to switch sides? The mane 6 wasn't good enough for you?
     
    Me: SHUT UP! im fiddling with something!
     
    Mom: Are you fiddling with Braeburns big juicy..
    I throw an allen wrench in her direction
     
    Me: F*CK OFF!
    *grandma walks in*
     
    GMom: whats all the commotion!?
     
    Mom: Our little man likes to stick it in Stallions you know what while servicing their unit.
    *grandma gets a look of shock on face and walks away.*
     
    Me: You know some parent's kids kill their moms over minor things. i could do the same you know.
     
    Mom: yeah but your too busy servicing Braeburn, just make sure you clean up that stuff when you two are done.
     
    Me: First off it'sa cartoon pony, secondly he would be too fit back here lastly-
     
    Mom: oh so you let him have a turn at your back door too?
    she then runs off while i load my pellet gun.
  2. Rainbow Dash

    Forever a Brony

    By Rainbow Dash,

    So today in my logics class my instructor was lecturing about how to make a valid argument with false premises and true conclusions. I was concentrating really hard on his words when all of the sudden my phone went off. It's an Iphone which i also use as an ipod so i had headphones plugged in. They were top of the line headphones and the volume was all the way up. So half way through the class i accidently turned the music on. Here is what went down:
     
    Instructor: So in order for this statment to be true the base argument has to have a deductive analysis.
    *my phone starts blasting Winter dance up by Simgretina*
     
    whole class starts laughing and looking around. suddenly eyes are upon me, who is trying to turn it off.
     
    Instructor: hey thats catchy *starts dancing to it*
     
    Me: sorry i'm trying to turn it off haha
     
    Random girl: who sings that?
     
    me: simgretina...its kinda indie soo
     
    *instructor hears the word pony in the song*
     
    Instructor: Are you a brony?
     
    Me: Hell yeah rainbow dash ftw!
     
    *everyone laughs and the instructor explains to the class what bronies are*
     
    Ignorant d-bag: Bronies are gay, but its your choice so~
     
    Me: Only ignorant d-bags judge other people who watch cartoons.
    you are judging me on the fact that i like MLP
    therefore you are an ignorant d-bag.
     
    the whole entire class goes OOOOHHH~
     
    The instructor then simmers down the class and gives me 5% extra credit for applying the lesson in the correct manner.
     
    Instructor: you deserve a bro-hoof after that display of logic.
     
    Me: it could have been 20% cooler bt what can ya do?
     
    we then brohoof each other and class is dismissed.
  3. Rainbow Dash

    Hot to touch

    By Rainbow Dash,

    So today i got my first injury on a scooter.--ok since i was 16 but bear with me. So i was dismissed from my 2 hour math class and i had the scooter. The math building is on the top of a very steep hill and if you walk up it you feel like keeling from exhaust. Well i was at the top of the hill and going down isnt much better since you might lose your footing and fall forward. So i came to the logical conclusion that going down on a sketchy razor scooter would be better.
    Good news is that i did not fall. i am awesome at scootering and such. Now lets get to the part were i injured myself. Since i was going down hill i knew i had to use the metal scoop brake alot. When i eventually got down to the bottom i put the side of my hand on the metal brake. BIG MISTAKE! apparently a hard rubber wheel against metal cause friction and friction results in heat. I burned my hand pretty bad and had no medical attention. Did it hurt? yes but i powered through the pain because i am a man.
  4. Rainbow Dash
    So apparently my house is the coldest place on earth right now. Due to this i have to bundle up in warm cothes. So im going around the house in my pajamas a rainbow dash robe, gloves, and a jason vorhees baclava. I passed by my mother and this is the conversation that followed:
     
    Mom: What are you wearing?
    Me: What do you mean what am i wearing?
    Mom: is that a robe?
    Me: Yeah so?
    Mom: What are you Hugh Hefner?
    Me: Yes i am
    Mom: So who are the girls? the Mane 6?
    Me: YES! i run around my F****** mansion with scantily clad ponies and play games with them!
    Mom: so do you ever knock hooves with them?
    Me: F*** you im not going to dignify that with a response.
    Mom: you don't have to. aww my little man is growing up. so which one made you a man?
    Me: All of them did we had us a good ol fashion o**y.
    Mom: did you clean up afterwords
    Me: why can't you be normal!
  5. Rainbow Dash
    So today was my last day of freedom before i have college. I decided i was going to spend my time wisely. I got up at 8:00 in the morning and i said to myself: " i got a lot of time." I then woke up at 10:00 and realized it was my last day. So then i had to spend the rest of the day getting back my music by re-downloading every song i knew i had. that took 6 hours. so while i was doing that i was playing Skyrim and got hooked on the Unrelenting Force shout.
    I proceeded to run around the house yelling FUS RO DAH! everytime i got to the DAH part i exchanged it with a burp or a fart. Of course my mom had to be at my house today. this is the conversation that took place:
     
    Mom: what the hell are you doing?
    Me: I am the Dovakhin! FUS RO *belch*
    Mom:And you wonder why you can't get girlfriends
    Me: Who needs girlfriends when you can breath fire and shit.
    Mom: Oh thats right you like to f*** cartoon ponies
    Me: F*** YOU! FUS RO *fart* Now if you'll excuse me i have work to do! YOOL TOR SHUL!
    She then called me a nerd. 30 minutes later she entered my room and started yelling at me.
     
    Mom: you are wasting your time with that stupid computer!
    Me: hey i love my computer! Besides im doing important work.
    Mom: Looking up pony pron isn't work.
    Me:I'm not DOING THAT!
    Mom:Too much time on the computer can result in health problems.
    Me: Thank you Dr. F*** if you are so interested in what im doing i have to redownload all my music and other things.
    Mom: Ok, just dont strain yourself.
    She then proceeded to the kitchen to answer the phone. It was a family friend and I wanted to talk to them. leave it to my mom to mess things up:
     
    Mom: Oh hi, yeah my son is here
    Me: lemme talk to them
    Mom:Right now? He's busy maintaining his rod while watching cartoon pony pron. yeah hes really going at it hard. i think he might hurt himself.
    Me: F*** YOU! i hope you die you a**hole.
  6. Rainbow Dash
    So today i had to step out for a minute to set-up a recently bought treadmill. I had left my laptop open and my word document where i was writing my latest MLP fan fic in the background. So when i stepped out my nosy mom peeked around in my laptop. when i came back this is the conversation that followed:
     
    Mom: "so ah, Big Mac and Vinyl Scratch in a sweet pony romance eh?"
    Me: "what are you talking about?"
    Mom: " i saw your little story."
    Me: How? i had it hidden in the background?"
    Mom: "let's just say im not as technologically impaired as you think."
    Me: "theres such thing as privacy."
    Mom: "what was that? speak up"
    Me: "Privacy motherf*****! have you heard of it!"
    Mom: "what did you say?!"
    Me: "you heard me."
    Mom: "what!?"
    Me: "say what one more time, i dare you. No, I double dare you mothaf*****!"
    I then stormed out laughing cause thats what crazy people do. I thought that was a funny conversation when i looked back on it.
  7. Rainbow Dash
    My friends already know I'm an avid mlp fan so they decided to poke fun of me. I was wearing a mlp harem shirt and they asked what my favorite pony was. Semi-joking around i said "hey! Ponies are alot like humans so you say who is my favorite pony not what....they aren't objects." My friends and i bursted out laughing. I then told them Rainbow Dash was my favorite due to her tomboyish nature. Big mistake.
    My friend then said "but don't you like to treat Rainbow Dash as an object of your love in bed?" Unaware of the other people around my i yelled out "Hey! I do not buck cartoon ponies!" people looked at me like i was a creep. My friends couldn't stop laughing. they now make neighing sounds around me all the time.
  8. Rainbow Dash

    I called it

    By Rainbow Dash,

    This is a follow up to my previous blogging. I was on my way to work when i got cut off by a workers truck. He was hauling a mobile wood chipper so he was going slow, like 35 mph in a 45mph zone. i couldnt pass him cause it was double yellow lines and traffic the other way was horrible. I then got on the freeway and merged into the fast lane. Apparently 50 mph is considered fast when on a 70 mph freeway. so there goes 30 minutes thanks to stupid people. I arrived late to work and was sent home. Raging out i peeled out of the employee parking lot and went home. Did not run into any slow drivers on the way back.
    So i'm at home and i get told the guy from the computer place called. A little back-story i messed up my hard-drive and sent it to a computer repair shop which i turn sent it to a data recovery center. they were supposed to call and tell me who they were and what the 411 was. They called when i was driving home and my mom answered it. She didnt take down any information and erased all the caller id numbers. She said " I assumed you had all this already" I replied in a mean way that even Joe Pesci would be proud of " Thats real f****** great! I am just going to assume that you're a butt******* retard!" i stormed off and went in my room to be calmed by MLP things.
  9. Rainbow Dash
    So todays my first day working at one of the worlds best amusement parks according to National Geographic. I am nervous, i fear i might mess up really bad. I am working in one of their restaurants and i am required to get a food handlers card. i have yet to do that. I aslo have to wear the company uniform and i was given a code so i can check my company issued clothes in and out. I forgot that too.
    So other than waiting for the inevitable to happen I have the want or desire to listen to dubstep/house music when im working. Now the music that i have heard them play is nothing but beach music. Don't get me wrong beach music is great and all but when you are working you want music that will pump you up and make you want to dance. Beach music doesnt do that for me. It actually makes me depressed and sleepy. Don't know why; its kinda wierd when i think about it
  10. Rainbow Dash
    I thought i might blog this due to how much i lost it. I was just uber frustrated with writers block when i got a notification i was quoted. When i looked at the post, i seriously busted out laughing for a good minute or two. I thank Hylian for the good laugh.
     
    Source: The user above you is your mentor
  11. Rainbow Dash
    So i'm just sitting here doing nothing...Well actually im slipping in and out of consciousnesses. I'm thinking to myself most of the users of MLP forums are in school right now so there will be less activity. Being in college, i have another 3 or 4 days to kill. The question is how to kill them. Most of the rps im participating in right now havent had activity so can't do any roleplay. I start to rewatch MLP episodes but then i fall asleep or i get real critical about the episode.
    Right now i am literally feeling my hair grow. I might just be going insane. well when the going gets tough the tough get Apple Jack. might not make sense but i am trying to hypnotize myself to be Apple Jack. didn't work but hey, its not like i can't pretend its working. my mind is all over the place so this blog may not make any sense when a sane person reads it, and thats assuming people read this.
    I like to identify myself as a dragon. the reason being is this: i try to separate myself from the generalization of human ways and the social structure. might not make sense but keep up with the blog and you might find out, Or you may lose a couple points in the IQ department. either way the choice is yours
  12. Rainbow Dash
    So i recently came across this whole shipping controversy. I don't really get it. I look at shipping and those types of fan-fics as comedic. I recently made a joke with a skype group about it but one person told me that seeing your favorite mlp character being shipped is like having to "take advantage" of your best friend....or something like that. Now, i wasnt familiar with the term when i first came across it. i had to look it up. When i had the OOOHH moment i looked into the possible combinations. There was one i came across that made me lose it. it was in a NSFW fan-fic that featured Luna and......Big Mac. I know some people might like this pairing and other will hate it but i think its pretty funny considering their characteristics. Big Mac, strong, quiet and gentle. Luna, mysterious,short tempered....actually now that i think about it and say it out loud, the shipping works...man whats wrong with me?
  13. Rainbow Dash

    Vine vs Tik Tok

    By Rainbow Dash,


    fsjkaofhio
    Some of you might call me a boomer here, since the new norm is to label someone old who has a slightly different view than you, but Tik Tok has to be the dumbest app to get any entertainment from since the invention of short form comedy...and i mean shorter than 15 minutes. 

    Back when Vine was the in thing, i tried becoming the first brony viner. I got dunked on hardcore by critics and bronies a like. 

    "random doesnt equal funny"
    "theres gotta be a theme, no one likes randomness"
    "filters arent funny"
    etc

    So i ignored the criticism, not haters. Disliking a medium for a reason doesnt make you hater. That term has since been botched as Most people call anyone who gives them criticism haters. Not a millennial thing as peeps my age always do it despite their age. Ignored the critiques and continued doing mlp themes vines til Vine itself was shut down.

    Fast Forward a month or two and all i see on Tik Tok are people doing exactly what i did. 

    One video i would do is high pitched voices. No one cared despite me pulling in over 500 views. On Tik Tok some reject is doing the same thing but with a shark puppet.

    A few videos I deleted because of hate was me messing with filters. Literally half of the tik tokkers who are "famous" are using filters. Like, theres a little kid using the wide faced filter and he pulls in thousands of views with hateful comedy. (comedy that makes fun of a race or gender in a non self-deprecating way)

    So either i was before my time, or the time i was waiting for was a time full of people who get laughs from almost nothing. 
  14. Rainbow Dash
    I hate it when you ask for a shoulder to cry on or an ear to tell your woes to, the other person always has to try and be Dr. Phil. I hate it when all you want is to get stuff off your chest, but this guy over here has to try out his 4 month understanding of psychology on you. I get it; you don't want to say nothing. Sometimes nothing is all that needs to be said.
     
    With that said, it's even more annoying when they tell you your problems. You should do this, you should do that. Whenever I have a problem everyone around me thinks they need to tell me how to live my life in order for it to be better. Can I just say, that is the stupidest and most inappropriate thing you can do to someone who needs your support.
     
    Everyone I ever go to berates me, makes me out to be the source of it all. I will say that yes, I could do more. I could actually study for my engineering tests instead of winging it. I could put my heart on the line and post my music to the fandom, maybe even make money off it. But I can't. I won't. I've tried.
     
    For the former of my list, I don't have a place to live. I couch surf...so far the o my places that allows me to sleep for free and what not don't have internet. It's not like I'm poor, finding a place to live in California is hard. The later, well...I've been in the fandom for a decent amount of time. As such, I've made enemies with Brownies(long time brownies will know this term) who have made it their life goal to rid me from the fandom.
     
    It's really sad since I'm all they ever think of...but I guess that's what haters do best lol. Luckily they are the type of Brownies the mods of this site have already banned(you'll know them as flamers, or cloppers). Unfortunately, they know how to stalk their enemies. I posted art to Deviantart, they stole it, claimed it was theirs, and got me banned...in hindsight,cursing out the people trying to help me wasn't my finest hour. Anyways, because of this I never post art online. I also started rapping and made a mediocre brony rap song. They decimated it, claiming it was a white autistic boy trying to make little girls look gangster and that I know nothing of real pain.
     
    I know real pain. I've been to hell and back twice. Heck, I was born dead. This life was never going to be easy on me. It made that point from the start. I almost lost half my brain as a baby. *insert story of dead beat dad leaving my mom after he got a green card off her. Now insert story about he wants me back so he can marry me off to my HALF SISTER so she can become a US citizen*
     
    On top of that, this dude hooked on cocaine was trying to kill me recently...like two weeks ago as of October 13th. Cops made him stop trying to contact me, but he's still a free man...even though he bought cocaine off a kid. He also stole 2 grand from me and the cops don't care about it. The dude claimed he was in the mafia and the way the cops were acting, as if to say 'we know, we just don't care', like I was just saying random words. I showed them a pile of evidence and they just shrugged it off. What scared me the most, if I had been killed the cops said they wouldn't even consider him a suspect.
     
    I could go on about my problems, but because I have low self worth right now; I know no one cares. I'm just writing this because no one else wants to talk to me and make sure I'm ok...I'm
    Ok...I'm just alone,broken, and tired.....tired of this life.
  15. Rainbow Dash
    I decided to get back fully into the fandom. I was still a hardcore brony, but life put that all on hold. As a last ditch attempt to make MLP more prominent in my life, I went to Babscon. It was a good convention, but all my plans blew up in my face. One brony couldnt go, so he sold his room to someone else(Why not me? I work minimum wage and all is already spent on bills). The other brony gave me the run around until finally he blew me off for 2 hours. I called, texted and face timed him yet nothing. Finally got a room with a super chill VIP and I am uber grateful for that bro. Several hours later, like 2 in the morning, the dude texts me saying they are at the room. I face palmed and slept. Next morning I just left the convention. Yes, I let really bad bronies spoil my good time. So what? My managers at my work harrass me to the point where I cut myself(Dont worry, im safe). On top of that, my local pharmacy didnt know how to refill my prescription, so know its been 5 days since my last dosage of meds.
     
    getting back to the point of this, I realised that I was letting peoples opinions shape my perception of things. I have been told that all the new MLP fans are just 4chan, fedora wearing, bullies. And they were right...but not about the fans...they were right about the horse famous people. The VIP who let me room with him told me some horror stories about a few community celebrities. After listening to his story and wandering around a bit, all before I left mind you, I realised that the fans are just fans of the show, coming from all walks of life wanting to connect with like minded people, away from judgement.
     
    Your OC is an Alicorn who knows Celestia? Thats awesome! Im not gonna be like those people who claim the fandom was sooooo much better in 2011. Was it really? When there were like...2,000 fans at most? Now our fandom is almost as big as Harry Potter's fandom. Sure, you run across those grumpy doodle donkeys(totally not his name ) but only acceptance and friendship will reveal thei true selves.
     
    Look at me, i was once one of those elitists and now im closing my eyes and opening my mind
  16. Rainbow Dash

    Fake bronies

    By Rainbow Dash,

    So im working at Slaveway these days and its pretty darn awful. Only reason why its awful is because of two co-workers. Two co-workers who I thought were my friends, but ended up being trolls in disguise.I'll edit more later on.

    This 19 year old girl i liked turned out to be a tool. When I first met her she was head over heels for me. She had a Fluttershy pin and when i got to know her more she said she was a Fluttershy. We talked more and more throughout the few weeks we worked together. I found out she was also a furry and anime freak-just like me-. We also texted each other which i thought was a clear indication we were friends. Soon, she stopped texting me and then stopped being friendly to me altogether. I then got pulled into the manager's office and he told me I was accused of harassing this girl. She claimed i was harassing her just because i texted one too many times.
     
    I was taken aback by this, mostly because she reassured me it was fine I texted her. She said that sometimes she couldnt or forgets to text back. A few days later HR pulled me into the office and said I wasnt guilty of anything. They said that she just didnt want me to text her anymore.
     
    So instead of telling me like an adult she had other people snitch on me and blow it up way out of proportion.
     
    The other troll is a neck beard who claims hes better than all the artists cause hes not a flake like they are. He also has no grasp at hygene, yet called me on it because i was sweating after sitting outside in the hot sun. He constantly farts which is gross and he claims hes a Rarity. On top of that he loves to talk down to the fandom, claiming Bronies are as autistic as Sonic fans. He told me he isnt a brony because he is better than 'those people'. Yet he says hes a brony when i talk with the aforementioned girl who claimed to be a Fluttershy, but turned out to be a...changeling? Diamond Dog? Whats the Equestrian version of a troll?
     
    Both claim to be bronies, yet they have done nothing but cause ME grief. I had always thought that bronies stick together and love and tolerate. At least thats what the fandom was like back when I came into it. Plus, when i go to conventions thats all that the people sing, dance, and talk about.
     
    Everyone else i work with says i am chill and a fun guy. They say I am a hard worker and good for being relatively new. I got along with everyone where ever i went.
     
    My conclusion is they are jealous of me because I am better than them. Arrogant statement, i know. I have been reading up on philosophy and I have a few favourite philosophers. One of the is Friedriche Nietzsche. He didnt say this, but going on his principals i have pieced together my own outlook for this specific moment.
     
    When one is envious or jealous of another person, the act of vengeance is in play. They will stop at nothing to make you feel inferior to them.
     
    Meaning when someone is jealous or envious of you, or see you as a threat, they want you out of the picture. They will try everything they can to make sure you are out of their way to success.
  17. Rainbow Dash
    Me and my bro have many things in common. One of them is being raised by and around older people. Where alot of people are raised by their mother and fathers who are 30 years or older-but not exceeding 50-, me and my bro were raised by older people. For me its my grandparents and for him its his aunt and uncle.
    Whenever we get together, we often share our hilarious stories about them. Here are a few:
     
    His Uncle: *Sneezes loudly two times* Oh my~
    ************************************************************************************
    His Uncle: *spins around in a chair*
    Bro: Uh, what are you doing?
    His Uncle: Nothing......*Quickly grabs a cup and hurls, making a funny noise*
    *************************************************************************************
    *Mom and grandmom having an argument*
    Grandmom: I've been making this recipe for thirty years, you add the goat cheese first.
    Mom: Thats not how its done in the book
    GMA: I have experience
    Mom: I have a book
    GMA: Aaaaaa, shuddup
    **************************************************************************************
  18. Rainbow Dash

    Trolling Payback

    By Rainbow Dash,

    Whenever I go out with my friends, one of them always trolls me. This friend that trolls me also trolls with me on Xbox Live. The way he trolls me is simple yet really annoying. I have sensitive spots on my body; one spot is my sides, below my armpits.
    There is a term for what he does, but it eludes me as of now. Whenever I am browsing a store or looking at toys he pokes me on the sides causing me to jump up and yelp. It's funny for the first two times but after awhile it gets annoying. So annoying that i have to cover my sides and watch him closely.
    My friends laugh whenever i get "paranoid that he'll poke me". Half way through our hangout session we go to eat, usually in the malls food court or once in a while a taqueria. This hangout session, we decided to go to Ihop. I had a Chicken Quesadilla and a burger. My friends had pancakes with some sort of white sauce.
    My friends don't know this, but good Mexican food gives me bad gas. Thats when my dastardly plan to counter-troll my friend, who was driving, came into fruition. As we paid for our meal we made our way into his car. I, like the evil genius I am, called "shotgun".
    I knew when to release my 'troll': as soon as he was on the highway. That way he couldn't roll down the windows, cause who would roll their windows down on the highway on a cold night? We were talking about College Humour's Batman skits when i cracked "the most creepiest smile."
    I had just laid a personal favorite of mine: the Silent, yet Deadly. It had been resonating in the car. A few seconds later my friend took in a deep breath through his nose and asked, "Did you freaking fart?!" I replied with maniacal laughter. He rolled down the windows and groaned as he described my toot. After some laughter and the singing of the 'troll song', we dropped off one of our friends.
    We went back on the freeway (we live close to each other) and this time i let a loud one rip. He called me names and coughed as he again described my toot. After all was said and done, we parted ways and met up online to troll.
     
    Moral of the story: Never let me in your car.
  19. Rainbow Dash
    A little while ago I started to do the whole vine fad. At first i thought, "Oh i will just do one for the lols."
    So i did one vine that was just me recording my room. I then decided to do another more thought out vine which was met with positive feedback. After that, i got hooked doing random and sometimes silly things. I get one or two like per interesting post.
     
    https://vine.co/v/hDuAEXgj7Dj
     
    https://vine.co/v/hpxiFUXUITd
     
    One day, i just decided, "Why not try to get Vine famous? Be the first brony viner thats as famous as Bach or Eric Dunn?" I should know better that theres probably one brony out there who is there or at least three quarters of the way there.
     
    If that happens to be the case im still going to do it, either way. Its fun and i get some public reactions from doing vines.
     
    https://vine.co/v/hDLMw9qlA3a
     
    If ya'll want to follow me or just view my other vines im @Dakota Im the one with the horse mask.
  20. Rainbow Dash

    Error report #3

    By Rainbow Dash,

    ***ERROR***
    System detects foreign bodies in the central nervous system
    ***Compensating***
     
     
    ***ERROR***
    Problems found in Prefrontal lobe
    foreign bodies found in area
    Caution: Overload of chemicals in brain
    ***Compensating.***
     
     
    ***ERROR***
    Removal of substance that caused problems
    Overcompensation
     
    ***Critical psyche failure***
     
    ***System restore***
    Found healthy chemicals in brain
     
    *returning to normal functioning in t-minus: 19 days 20 hours 34 minutes
  21. Rainbow Dash

    I need a doctor.

    By Rainbow Dash,

    Welp, I did something moronic: I smoked marijuana. I got introduced to this stuff while i was working at the county amusement park. I worked with a laid back, seemingly nice guy. He asked me one day "Do I smoke the ganja?"
    I said, "maybe"
    That was my first mistake. I should have said no but i wanted everyone to like me...think i was a cool person. I know now it was a stupid way to think. A few days later he asked a favor of me. I was to take him to get his car since it had been towed. As payment, I would get to smoke with him.
    When we got his car, I was invited in. We drove around to find a remote place to smoke. We finally pulled over near some houses where there was no streetlights to illuminate the inside of his car. He rolled a blunt and we passed it back and forth. It was a nice experience.
     
    Fast forward to a month ago: I was in a doctors office trying to get a medical card. After the whole process of telling him why it would be good for me, the doctor signed the certificate saying this medical marijuana would be good for me. At first everything was going great. I'd take the medication-to help me calm down and be happy about myself- and i would be fine. For about three weeks, i was doing great. Then my weak mind told me to smoke some more to live up to what i thought were peoples expectations of me.
     
    That was a mistake as I did "one toke" too many. I started tripping out and eventually got scared. I vowed off the stuff. Then, i let myself down. I over-medicated once more. This time i didn't notice anything. That is until i started thinking too deeply into myself which caused my brain to stay awake.
     
    From the beginning, I didn't know much about this stuff. I didn't know how much i needed to take and how to take it effectively. Because of this, I did stupid things that damaged me internally.
     
    Currently, I am going through the detox stage. This stage includes Insomnia, which i'm struggling with right now. My friend told me I would be fine after three days since the stuff would leave my body, but he is only speaking from experience. I am starting to feel some of it wearing off. My heads clearer and im talking more, but i still cant fall asleep.
     
    Let this blog be a warning to everyone: Never to drugs of any kind no matter what others might say.
  22. Rainbow Dash
    Usually my workplace annoys me since tourists who come to eat at my workplace are retarded. Today was a little different as i got shoved in the kitchen to make food. After two hours of getting steam blasted in my face and listening to the same rap music -crappy rap music where they sing about smacking girls and making money- the guy, whose ipod was plugged into the sound system, finally left.
     
    Now it was just me, a new hire, and a lead in the kitchen. I plugged in my iphone and yelled out:
    "Who's ready for some mothaf***** my little pony dubstep and house!"
     
    All my co-workers now or have heard that i am a brony. Some think im playing when i say how much of a brony i am. Others laugh either at me or with me. When i started playing the music the lead didnt pay no attention. The new hire laughed and said:
    "Oh shit, bro!"
     
    As the songs played another co-worker came in. This co-worker is a metal head like me. The difference is that he is not a brony and is in complete disbelief that someone like me could even watch the show. He laughs at the 'absurdity' and makes remarks like:
    "Oh my god." Or "I love you Auron" (not my real name btw)
     
    I also get a good laugh since his laughs are infectious. Hes the type of person that laughs at something way too hard. Anyways, as i played the dubstep parts of my brony playlist he sighed and said things like:
    "What the hell am I listening to?" and "This sounds like two robots doing it."
     
    I soon got a big smile on my face and scrolled down to all my Sim Gretina songs. Songs that were house versions of actual show songs. I began to play BBBFF remixed. As soon as the music started playing i danced t it while cooking the food.
     
    The cowrkers in the kitchen with me laughed and shook their heads. After a while the upbeat vibes coming from the songs became too much for the metal head coworker to handle. He said to me:
    "One more song then im getting this stuff off."
    I told him, "Sure, let me play you one last song of my people."
     
    I then put on one of the Equestria girls song and danced to it as well. The metal head co-worker lost it and walked away from the kitchen. When the song was over he unplugged my iphone and plugged in his Ipod. He started playing Avenged Sevenfold and told me, "Now this is more like it."
     
    Needless to say, I had a good laugh and so did my co-workers.
  23. Rainbow Dash
    Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows~!
     
    I was not expecting Bronycon to be this epic when I landed in Baltimore. First thing i saw was a bunch of people in fursuits of the mane 6! How wild is that? When i got to the hotel i was gonna be sharing a room with two other forum members i was a ball of energy...or something.
     
    1st night before the convention i could not sleep. I was excited and so full of energy. I did eventually go to sleep. when we all woke up we had missed opening ceremonies. We got in the hotel's elevator which was stuffed with bronies! It was an amazing feeling-having fellow my little pony enthusiasts to laugh with-.
     
    The first day was the most energy filled day. the vendors hall was filled with merchants and eager bronies with cash. I decided to play it smart and save the bulk of my money til the last day. Dont do that by the way. My friend spent his money impulse buying plushies. I thought it was reckless but now i see it was smart.
     
    They had an event called bronypalooza which, the only thing i knew was it had music. Upon entering i was immediately hyped to dance and what not. Imagine, if you will, an earthquake with the magnitude of 1.6. This was the case with the convention center. All of us in Bronypalooza jumped up and down at the same time so many times we almost brought the convention center down! The event was held on the second floor and many people argued it should have been in the lowest level of the convention.
     
    By the time Bronypalooza was over, my ears were shot.
     
    Skipping around abit, i went to some cool panels. Panels that have inspired me to try my hand at art once again. this time i'll be smart about it and follow through.
     
    I went to a panel called mixology 101 which turned into a mini rave thanks to a dancing Soarin.
     
    the second day was almost like the first except at Bronypalooza we could no longer jump to the music.
     
    I forget parts of the second day for a reason i wont share.
     
    The third day was depressing day for me. It was the last day and pretty much everyone and everything was gone. Vendors had already left, there werent that many panels to go to. On top of that the convention closed at 5pm
     
    I met the mods of MLP forums on the third day however, so that kinda distracted me from the sadness.
     
    Oh who am i kidding, i got to hug Zoop!
    on top of that i creeped out half the mods!
    I literally went up to Key Gears, gave him a creepy smile and handshake and told him (all of the mods actually) that i was Auron and i loved them(i think...dont quote me on this)
  24. Rainbow Dash
    I have been working in a fast food restaurant for a while and sometimes I get 30 minute breaks in a 7 hour work shift. When i do get the heads up I go into the kitchen and either make a burger myself or have one of My coworkers do it.
     
    Me and my coworkers are on good terms with each other so i dont have to worry about them messing up or spitting in my sandwhich.
     
    In my Burger i like it to be made as so:
    bottom bun
    cheese
    hamburger patty
    cheese
    egg
    hamburger patty
    cheese
    bacon
    top bun
     
    I also have fries with the burger.
    As i eat it i raise my fist in the air for the burger tastes so good.
     
    I implore you all to try this combination!
  25. Rainbow Dash
    This day has been full of disappointment, and depressing undertones. It all started so well too. Practically destroyed in Battlefield 3 and later played it with some fellow Bronies. I got asked to run some errands which made me put my fun on hold.
     
    That's when hell started. Bad drivers and some gang member following me put me in a bad mood. I went to Carl's Jr. to get a Jim Beam Bourbon burger. It sorta helped my mood since those things are divine.
     
    Thats when my mood worsened. With talk of putting my dog down that i had since i was 5 I became depressed. What's more is that my Grandma keeps talking as if she is ready to die. Like thats something i wanted to deal with all day.
     
    Then, all my friends canceled their plans to hang out with me. It was something I was looking forward to since last week. Cue the sad music that I have on my Pandora. Slept for a little while, and thats when i had a dream.
     
    I dreamt that all my friends,family and even internet friends set up some elaborate event where they all insulted me and finished their speech with "i was only pretending to like you."
     
    woke up with tears in my eyes and blood all over me. turns out i coughed throughout my sleep and coughed hard enough to the point where blood came out.
     
    I took a vicodin thinking it would help my throat. Turns out the Vicodin was extra strength. I guess i cant handle that cause now im spiraling into a mix of depression and anger.
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