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  1. Rainbow Dash
    I shouldn't be surprised this would happen to me seeing as how technology always screws me over.
     
    Yesterday I was on my 6 year old computer which was on its last leg. Every plastic part on it was melted to the point where the only thing that was holding the whole thing together was a couple random stickers. Now i feel like I kinda had it coming seeing how the thing was on its last legs but i kept it in tip top condition with anti-virus software and a system mechanic application.
     
    Anyways, I was going through some pony things when my windows explorer started to crash. I thought it was nothing. It has done it before..it crashes then it restarts and thats the end of it. Not this time! Windows Explorer kept crashing, restarting, and crashing all over again.
     
    I did everything i could think of, restarting, doing system diagnostics, cleaning windows cache, de-fragmentation of the hard drive, running my antivirus scanner as well as the system mechanics. The only thing i didnt do, because i couldn't do it, was restore to and early point.
     
    Theoretically i could take it to a computer repair shop, but there are things on there that would turn a sane man insane. My remedy for this? Sword to the right of me war-hammer to the left of me which one shall i use~
     
    yes I am going to recreate the printer smashing scene from Office Space but with way more brutality!
     
    TAKE THAT TECHNOLOGY!
     
    Oh, and imma have a friend record this whole coupe de gras and post it on youtube. Why you ask? because i have to send a message to technology(as if it were a sentient thing).
  2. Rainbow Dash
    So as we all know Xbox Live isn't the place to go for intelligent conversations with level headed adults.
    Too bad i dont care. Me and another Brony friend have a ritual where we troll people (mostly try hards) on Black Ops 2.
     
    We have rules to this such as no trolling Troops and no trolling fellow Bronies.
     
    So our trolling is usually in game. such as flashbanging team mates, trapping the team mates,stealing care packages, and jumping in front of bullets from the team ETC.
     
    We hold back on it if there are fellow Bronies with us or if the other users are nice.
     
    As of late we voice troll by saying how much we Love the Stallions of MLP. If some of you have played with us than you know how bad we get.
  3. Rainbow Dash

    podcast

    By Rainbow Dash,

    so imma be doing a podcast soon. it will be a podcast focused on mlp and other things. All i need to do is record the actual show with a bro and post it. Problem is I dont know where to post it.I might just post it as a youtube thing since i don't have my own website;might put it on itunes.
  4. Rainbow Dash
    #135 Jolteon. I just bought a 3ds and a copy of pokemon black version 2 (not a 3ds title but still playable on the system). I was at a friends house and i was powering through the 1st gym leader battle. After a while the pokemon got stronger and i wasn't leveling up fast enough. Then, my friend traded me a Jolteon for a level 5 pokemon. It was so awesome i did a little dance. So after 5 hours of playing i got my Jolteon up to level 23. My Jolteon is so overpowered right now. He one shots every opponent he comes across.Even electric types!
    My Favorite pokemon was always Charizard or Pikachu. Now i have fallen in love Jolteon
  5. Rainbow Dash
    So today at work it was pretty slow. i arrived 10 minutes late because of a long line for parking and ill mannered people on the road. When i clocked in, I wasn't in the mood to put up with anything. I wanted things to run smoothly. However they did not because the universe does not revolve around me having an easy day at work.
    So about 4 hours into dealing with rude and filthy customers the flow of things slowed down. No customers were coming in and we were stuck horsing around and stocking a superior came in and gave the whole staff an unnecessary task to do. After that the supervisor told us he wanted to try something. He then pointed to me and said, "You are in charge of the restaurant." Big mistake there pal.
    When he left i went from 'happy go lucky' to 'strict and not having any of it'. Whenever i saw them slacking off I lured them into a false sense of security and then let them have it with my stern yelling. As this was going on more and more customers poured in. While they did i shouted at my then subordinates to get on the ball and hurry up.
    When the supervisor came back he gathered us in a group and discussed my performance as a leader. I couldn't help but to think, "Ain't nobody got time fo dat!"But they all began to say different things. The one thing they all decided was that I am similar to a drill sergeant and am way to strict. The supervisor then dismissed them and kept me behind. He then told me that I did an outstanding job and I am the model Leader.
  6. Rainbow Dash

    Too much PM

    By Rainbow Dash,

    I'm really reluctant to post this since it has to do with my night of over drinking and fail.I then remembered no one would read really read this so i'm safe.
     
    So a couple nights ago I had a friend over and we had a few drinks. I then went through me 4 stages of drunkeness. At the third stage the fail happened. My friend was kind enough to record our shenanigans and the dialogue went something like this:
     
    Me: Hey hey hey~ you know who i want to visit me tonight while i sleep?
     
    My friend: Jesus?
     
    Me: No~ I want Princess Molestia to visit me.
     
    My friend: Dude~ she only visits girl ponies and last time i checked you were a male dragon
     
    Me: She won't notice once i put on these pink underwear.
     
    My friend: You should definitely do that.
     
    Thats all we recorded remembered. After that we fell asleep and when i awoke he had left and i was wearing womens underwear
  7. Rainbow Dash
    So i have a hangover which is unusual for me to have. I soon have come to find out i drank too much alcohol last night. My friend said it was interesting to see me go through different moods while drunk. He said first i was super happy and funny but soon declined to a depressive state that worried him as i continued. I'm jst glad i didnt do or say anything i might regret later.
     
    Unless you count the fact that im somehow wearing underwear.
    Whelp, thats my little warning to y'all. know your limit or you might end up wearing girls underwear.
  8. Rainbow Dash
    I was at work yesterday(Friday)and boy was I suffering. It wasn't that i hated being there, but something else was really getting to me. I was on the verge of actually crying, which i haven't done in a long time.
    If you ever played Sleeping Dogs, i was like Wei Shen when he woke up from sleep halfway through the game. I was doing that pacing heavy breathing and sighing/grumbling.
    So on top of fighting back tears, i was also shaking violently and very close to passing out. It got so bad a supervisor was called in to talk to me since i was scaring my co-workers. The supervisor wanted to send me home, but i refused stating i will be fine. She sent me on a break where i fought my inner demons.
    The worst part of the whole ordeal was the fact that people saw me in such a disgraceful state. I, also had no one talk to which really would have helped me. It seems whenever i need a shoulder to lean on no one is there for me. I guess this is what i get for being such a cynical and nihilist person/dragon.
  9. Rainbow Dash
    Stupid computer! go ahead and erase my Vector i worked so hard on(i forgot to save it) Go ahead and freeze every time im in the middle of something important. Go ahead and spit out the devices i connect to you and give me the error message device unknown. I like it a whole bunch. *grabs Boomstick* Do svidaniya.
  10. Rainbow Dash
    I have been playing Call of Duty Black Ops on Xbox live recently and I have decided to give up on playing seriously. I got a friend(that i got to join the herd) to go on with me and we decided let's troll people. It's the funniest thing i have ever done on Black Ops 2.
     
    We usually just talk about random stuff, although lately its been of a certain princess (if you catch my drift.), and the people usually respond with kind words. It was pretty boring for a while. That is until we started getting paired with try-hards who happened to be waaay angrier then they should be.
     
    The fun then soon began. Alot of them were calling us names usually heard on online games. We countered with trying to "talk out their problems." No matter what we did they always responded in a way we had hoped for: Angry and loud.
     
    I then got an idea so ill thought out it might actually work: Invite fellow Bronies to troll on CoD BO 2.
     
    so who wants in on our fun?
  11. Rainbow Dash

    Because I can!

    By Rainbow Dash,

    After listening to a mix of Brony songs and Scream-o bands i thought to myself, If it hasn't been done yet, someone should make scream-o brony music. I then figured, why not me? Soon after writing lyrics(which are horrible) to the main theme i realized i need a band (if you will) to make this happen. I suppose i could make a post in creative resources.
    The only downside to this for me is how much my voice is going to be hurting after the songs. the two main bands that influenced me to try this is A Day to Remember and Iwrestledabearonce.
  12. Rainbow Dash

    Winter Wrap Up

    By Rainbow Dash,

    Today was the last day of winter. It could not have come any sooner. I really hate winter due to the insane coldness and constant showers. I wouldnt mind the conditions but as i grow older i have things to do which are very hard and uncomfortable to do in the winter season.
    Now to get to the somewhat funny stuff. Since it was the last day of winter i decided to celebrate by singing the winter wrap up song wherever i went. My first stop was my college. I had my headphones on while i was singing the song but judging from the students and police's faces they were loving it.
    I then got stuck in morning traffic and it was a crawl. I decided to sing the song very loud. It proved to be a mistake as people honked their horns and called me various names while giving me the highway salute. Did that stop me? No.
    So i got home and had an hour or two before i had to set off again. When i did set off, I changed the melody a little. I sang Winter Wrap Up as a screamo/deathmetal song. Some people didnt like that; other people did like it. As i was scream-singing people gave me alot of looks. They looked as if i was a crazy person. Some people joined in on my merriment screaming "Winter Wrap Up" with me.
    I had too much fun today. Peoples reactions were priceless. Come to think of it i should have made a video of the thing.
  13. Rainbow Dash
    Yeah its another rave about how much technology hinders me. I finally got enough motivation to make an ask tumblr and improve my art. Feeling proud, i decided to upload all my art to the tumblr and the forums respectively. It was going all well until my scanner decided to stop working for no reason. I checked the drivers and they were fine. rolled the drivers back and it still didnt work. re-installed the program and still didnt work. So i decided to re-draw all my hard work on the computer using MS Paint. I found out that there is little to no precision in MS Paint. Sometimes i wonder if technology is really here to help us or if its there to hinder us.
  14. Rainbow Dash
    I'm not usually one to give into trends unless they are actually good. I figure since everyone has a Tumblr i should get one to waste time. I figured that i would just follow a couple MLP blogs. A couple hours later i decided to "hone" my drawing "skills" and make an Ask blog or whatever they are called.
     
    My pessimistic self is saying no one is going to participate in this. Then again, i wouldn't want people see that i draw like a 5 year old. Although there are 5 year olds that draw circles around me.
     
    I then got the idea that i should maybe incorporate other people in my Ask thing. I think i have one person interested but i dont know for sure. Well all i need to do is get started on it, and post the link to it on my blog or somewhere else.
  15. Rainbow Dash
    Today i hung out with a friend i haven't seen in a long time. I showed him an MLP fan site and he was super confused. This is the conversation we had.
    Friend: This is false! Twilight would never romance it up with Big Mac.
     
    Me: I guess, but its just a fantasy. *goes to next page*
     
    Friend:Why is Sootaloo homeless all of a sudden!
     
    Me: Part of the fandom believes she is an orphan since theres no mention of her parents.
     
    Friend: well they are wrong
    i then show him some fan made OC's
    Friend: This is all false, none of these ponies existed in the show!
     
    Me:Dude, they are just fan made.
     
    Friend: YOU'RE FACE IS FAN MADE!
    i then face-palmed myself and went home...he's doesnt understand the MLP fandom at all.
     
    I got home and was super hungry. I decided to eat a lot of candy because my mom wouldnt make me food. I told her i was too lazy to make my own, but would she make me food? NO~ Anyways she watched me eat an insane amount of candy and we began this conversation:
     
    Mom: You enjoying yourself there? Go make yourself some real food.
     
    Me: Yes i am and candy is real f****** food.
     
    Mom: For the worms inside your stomach yes but not for you.
     
    Me: What?
     
    She then proceeded to tell me about the Worms inside my stomach and how i have been getting secret doses of anti-worm medication. I am inclined to believe her since she had a pill bottle as evidence. I was sorta scared until she showed me the pill bottle for the dog. She had switched out my pain meds for the dogs medication. I hate her so much.
  16. Rainbow Dash

    BronyCon or bust

    By Rainbow Dash,

    I normally don't get to involved in conventions and what not. I have never been to one, and can never attend. either a lack of money or friends is the problem. When BronyCon 2013 first popped its head onto my computer screen i thought oh look, another convention that i want to go to but can't. But this time is different. This time i have money!
     
    My plan is to borrow my sisters car which is a 2001 Mazda Protege LX or my grandmas car, which is a 1998 Toyota Camry XLE. Both get good gas mileage. My plan is to drive from California to the convention on the other side of the country. Hopefully i can pick up Bronies along the way to make the drive less boring.
     
    My current goal is to save enough money for both the convention and gas.
  17. Rainbow Dash
    so yesterday i was watching Clerks 2 when the scene where Jay was dancing like Buffalo Bill. I paused the movie and searched for the song. I then proceeded to mimic Jay's/Buffalo Bill's dance. Halfway through the dance or whatever you wanna call this thing i was doing my mom walked in my room. this happened:
     
    Mom: What the f*** are you doing?!
     
    Me: GET OUTTA HERE! I WILL END YOU!
     
    Mom: I failed you somewhere down the road.
     
    I proceeded to slam the door in her face. it felt like the scene from family guy. except im not fat, nor do i have blond hair.
  18. Rainbow Dash

    Dark Place

    By Rainbow Dash,

    So over the last week i was having the most frustrating week. I found out i wasn't working(trust me my workplace is awesome), and i found out that my instructors pushed their mid terms to this week. I also had a brutal math test, i was called racial slurs by random people; I also came to the realization that im just a speck of dust on the universes television. so to speak.
    So i was feeling pretty bad but i soldiered on cause i tried to put my depression behind me. Then i took a swig of forbidden nectar. Things got bad from there on out. I was constantly getting trolled on various websites and felt powerless as it was happening. On top of that my hands and feet were pretty jacked up
    After a while i just gave up. I did cross over to that realm of thinking. Im getting better now and should be feeling normal after a while.
  19. Rainbow Dash
    So i went out today to hang with some friends and i had my scooter in my truck. We went out to eat at the crappiest fast food place we could find. The food was horrible, so horrible in fact that our friend got the runs. We all laughed at him every time he went to the bathroom. Yeah, we are good friends. Anyways after a couple of hours messing around at the local mall and after i bought some MLP merchandise we decided to mess around outside.
    I decided to get the scooter i was borrowing and ride it around. A lot of people were looking at me and laughing. they were either in cars or walking their kids. So here comes some jerky teenagers who dont know how to handle their hormones. the conversation we had still makes me laugh. BTW i'm using Swag ironically. like a hipster. shut up sub-conscion
     
    Jerky Teenager: Oh my hell! are you riding a scooter? HA not man enough to ride a skateboard huh?
     
    Me: Measuring ones manhood by the ability to ride a piece of wood on wheels isn't logical
     
    J.T: what? your such a loser. good luck getting a girlfriend f**!
     
    Me: *starts riding scooter downhill* Y'ALL ARE JUST JEALOUS OF MY SWAG!
     
    my friends then witnessed me fall on my ass since hard rubber wheels do not provide traction and shock absorbency. As they walked to me i pretended to be unconscious.
     
    Friend: Are you ok or dead....really hope your dead. i want your xbox
     
    Other Friend: No, i get his xbox bro. *proceeds to kick me*
     
    Me:*gets up* CRUSH.KILL DESTROY.SWAG.
     
    Friend: say swag one more time.
     
    Me: Swag mother-
     
    he then proceeded to punch me in the grapes. after all that, we had a good laugh and continued on to the beach.
  20. Rainbow Dash
    When i was browsing a certain thread a member posted her/his O.C. I really enjoyed viewing it. Not because the pony was wearing socks...ok fine because of the socks....they were striped...i think. Anyways i decided to draw someones O.C. like one of my french girls....except not. First i tried one of my O.C.s but i failed miserably. I tried another O.C. but this time i would be careful. My hand had another plan.
    As I was drawing my lines kept curving or veering off course. I spent a lot of time erasing and trying to get the lines just right. Getting frustrated i starting cursing and holding my breath to steady my hands. After a while i was steaming. In a blind fit of rage i got a cement brick and smashed it on my hand. I felt the pain immediately. The pain was bad; so bad that i couldn't continue drawing. When you are angry there really is no time to think things through.
  21. Rainbow Dash
    So after quitting xbox live and black ops 2 over a month ago i decided to get back on. I get in a match and my eyes could not comprehend the images in front of them. It felt so weird when i first started to move around the map i was amazed. I kept saying, "wow look at those graphics. its like im actually there." I also downloaded the newest map pack which came with a new gun. Thats a first for the Call of Duty series. Tried out the gun and enjoyed it.
    2 games in i started to realize why i stopped playing the game. Lag and those jerks that use lag switches. I was about to steal an enemies care package that contained a AGR when all of a sudden the lag comes. Then the enemies spawn next to me and i die. I have decided to keep playing only if im in a party or with an Xbox Live friend.
  22. Rainbow Dash
    I'm just going to be emo and say that due to my suspension, or banish to the moon, people seem to be avoiding me. I had a roleplay going on and was about to pull the plot twist that would force people to keep their eyes glued to the thread. My stupidity and forgetfulness thought otherwise. I was sent to the moon for a week and when i returned i found that the people who were involved lost interest. Or so it feels like.
    so if they dont start posting my malicious side will take over and i will either end the rp there with a dark ending or put new people in their place. In the mean time im planning a new romance rp that im trying to make super twisted but still forum friendly. Its a good thing no one reads these blog posts of mine. Gives me a chance to vent without people reading it and getting mad at me.
  23. Rainbow Dash
    So after wathing countless pewdiepie videos i got the thought of hey, anyone can do this, in my head. All i need is a full version of Fraps and i will bet set. Hopefully. Now i know there are hundreds of people on youtube trying to do the same thing but failing horribly. I know how to do this successfully. step one is to have an entertaining personality, which i do have when im not around people. Be good looking, which im not; i will be wearing a mask so i don't have to worry about that.
    Im pretty sure when i start out there will be a lot of people hating on me and writing me malicious things in the comments. In fact, im pretty sure thats all the comments are going to be. I'm still going to go through with it. Just for the Lulz.
  24. Rainbow Dash

    My brain hates me

    By Rainbow Dash,

    So i was sent to the moon for a week for doing something stupid. There was only me to blame. In turn i blame my bad memory for it. Any who, while i was away i had time to think about my fan fics and my roleplays and i think they are going to get 10.67% better. That remains to be seen but if i dont think im good i will start acting like im no good.
    So now i have a badge of shame and im pretty sure people are going to avoid me now. Oh well
  25. Rainbow Dash
    Next Saturday is going to suck. Not only do i have to work the worst time possible(graveyard shift) but there won't be a new MLP:FiM episode.--Not for a while anyways. I never believed in the whole enjoy the small things in life since i only hold onto the negative side of things. Forgive me if this blog is scattered all over the place but i am super tired. When i saw the season finale i was super thrilled and it carried me through my 9 to 5 workday. When i came home and onto the forums it dawned on me. No more new episodes. I got sad and wondered if there was anyway to jump to the time when season 4 is half-way through.
    Deep sleep is the only answer.
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