Cutelestia

This thread appears to be some random (But strangely fascist) nonsense, or something stupid of some sort. Thus, you are sentenced to death.

The purpose of this thread is to parody all posts that break rules. You have to be over the top and funny, of course. So what is not allowed? 1. Borderline and extreme NSFW - Obviously. 2. Pirated Content, with one exception below. 3. Vulgarity, unless replaced with other words. What should you do? - Post fake pirated content link leading to something else (Rickroll) - Plagiarise (Everyone knows it's not yours.) - Be a backseat mod - Make posts of poor quality and/or extremely bad grammar - Write offtopic things - Make common errors - Roleplay Why I made this thread? - So we can show people how they shouldn't behave. - Because there is a thread called ''The Banned Game'', so faking the breaking of rules, in the case of that thread, backseat modding, is allowed when it's not serious. - To have fun. - Post counter won't increase so nothing written here will have an effect of anyone. NOTHING WRITTEN BELOW IN THIS THREAD IS TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

Well, they are calling their group, which I believe is just a unfortunate name for moderators, ''Equestrian Inquisition''(Not like anything like that exists in the show). I've even saw a new member joining this group and being happy that she can finally punish someone for the first time. That's a responsibility. Was Celestia happy when she had to punish NMM? No, she cried. Unfortunately, forum members are either too scared, or think that by trying to befriend them they will have a lesser chance of being banned. True. For me, worst thing is not that they punish people so often and for everything, but that they almost always, coincidentaly, give permabans. And that the people who support their opinion can break the rules, like insulting, and be actually brohoofed for that.

I want to hug you for something very important to me. You know, as a Polish Brony, I've been spending a lot of time at another forums. They look almost identical to this one, but it looks like the language isn't the only difference! So, those forums look nice, but there are some major problems with their staff. There are Admins and the so called ''Sector Mods'', but the ones who are supposed to give warnings are called... Inquisition What looks like a cool name is actually a horror. Let me explain... So my story is, I was a member for 11 days, and I've made a thread where I asked if I should stay in fandom. Since I have Asperger Syndrome, everything I wrote looked like trolling, for example, me saying that I wish I was Twilight Sparkle, when in fact I was completely honest. So, one guy wrote a post where he used a lot of insults, was arrogant, and encouraged me to commit suicide by drowning myself. The posts he wrote were extremely hostile. Something like this would get him at least a 70% warning on those forums which is 700 on this forums. So I contacted the staff... Minutes later, my account gets permabanned. I couldn't believe my eyes. The explanation? Trolling. So apparently the staff doesn't know what Asperger is, and I did wrote that I have it. I made a similar threads to the ones on this forums, such as about the Virtual Equestria and Double Nostril Alicorns. Even if it was indeed trolling(And I wasn't), the best thing was to close the thread. And what about that guy who was hostile? He got 9%. That's like getting 90 points on this forum for behavior I've wrote about above. Allright, I though. Oversensitive guy. But something was wrong...My title changed to ''Heretic''. And then I found out the horrible truth: Inquisition was not a cool title for Admins and Mods. It was actually a very fitting name. Through a proxy, I've looked at the posts of the guy who banned me. He was obsessed with finding any violations in posts. Ok, one bad apple. But all of the members of Inquisition were like this. They were threating users for trying to question their methods. The one who banned me even threatened his friend with warns if he wouldn't stop expressing his own opinion. ''Trying to question staff without a good point'' was a warnable offense, and any Inquisitor could claim that your point was not good. Many of the warnable offenses are very broad and poorly defined and all are up to Staff's opinion. For example, ''trolling'' was not even in the offenses chart. Ever heard of Stanford Experiment? People who have power to punish, love to abuse it. The use of title ''Inquisition'' instead of ''Admin'' or ''Mod'' only increased the ''I have the power'' feeling. In my opinion, this changed them into Light Yagami, who at first punished criminals before moving to punish anyone for anything. It's one thing to be responsible for the order on forum, but it is another thing to hold the whole forum at gunpoint. And this is why I want to hug all of the staff here. You are who you are supposed to be, you are not drunk with power. I can really say you are like regular users. Many of even wrote some posts in my threads! I remember when I once got 250 warning points for borderline NSFW, and some of my threads were closed many times because they were more suited for a blog update. Yet, staff here is very kind to me, even when it has to give warnings. And that's why I want to hug you. - For caring for this forum and not for your ego. - For not being drunk with power, and using it responsibly and rather gently. - For allowing people to question your decisions. HUGS! This is the most friendly forum I've ever been on.