Cutelestia

Ponies are not White, Asian, Indian, or Black. We need to tell artists to drawn ponies only in one style to prevent racism. This is how they should look when drawn humanized:

I would like to be Nightmare Moon, so I would be healed and then I would be an alicorn mare which is my biggest dream. (Altrough I would rather be Celly thatn Luna.)

CORRECT INCORRECT The upper one is correct, the lower one is ridiculous. They would we huge and Celestia is the size of an Elephant here. Of course, one of interpretations is that, according to the show's title, they are the size of toys - about 10-20 centimeters high. This would be cute, but I would be sad If I met such ponies IRL because I wouldn't be able to hug Celestia.

I saw many times that bronies are trying to compare ponies size to human by looking at apples. There was an ad crossover with LPS, but humans in that show are anatomically incorrect. Here are my probable estimates: Mares: Horn of unicorn mares would reach the bellybutton of a 1.80 meter human. They would weight about 50 kilograms. Their head would be the same size as human head but with different anatomy. Stallions: Horn of a unicorn stallion would reach halfway between bellybutton and breasts of a 1.80 meter human. They would weight about 70 kilograms. Young Alicorn Mare: Horn of Luna or Cadence would reach 1.80 meter human mouth. They weight about 70-80 kilograms. Adult Alicorn Mare: Celestia's eyes would be at eye level of a 1.80 meter human. Her horn would be about 40 centimeters higher. She could weight about 100 kilograms. Adult Alicorn Stallion: A 1.80 meter human could walk directly under the muzzle of an Alicorn Stallion. They would be at least 2 meters tall and their horn could be 50 centimeters long. Weight, about 150 kilograms.

I just noticed that Celestia is a mix of all good traits of Mane Six, while she doesn't have any bad traits. She is also superior in every aspect. She's my favourite and beloved character and it is my biggest dream to be her, because I always wanted to be a kind and beautiful mare. So, why do I think that she's a mix of mane six? Magic: She's the strongest and most powerful pony, probably only weaker than Sombra. Loyalty: She's extremely loyal because she is loved by all ponies in the show. She keeps her promises and would fight to death for every pony. Honesty: She never lied in the show, even once. Laughter: Every time when Equestria is not in danger, she is very happy. She is also very laid back and slow to get angry. Also, she is obsessed with cakes, like Pinkie. Generosity: Because nothing is more important to her than the happiness of ponies, she is very caring. We never saw any poor or homeless pony because she is so caring. Kindness: She is even kinder than Fluttershy, very polite, and very gentle. While this is a perfect recipe for a mary sue, I don't agree that Celestia is one. Remember that she is over 1000 years old, so she is emotionally developed and grown up. Also, it is implied that only the kindest ponies can be princesses. So that's why she is my favourite character. I think that everyone here would love to hug her.

SIHOVI, EXCLUSIEV, IVCIOVCNO.....Where do they get this words?! Please don't even write a fanfic where this is earth and humans are dead and this is their mutated language.

I would eat cake. Lots of delicious cake. And I would hug Lovestruck and Red Delicious. Then, I would go to Earth to give everyone a body like mine. An orgy with 7 billion horny Princesses cannot go wrong.

I would go to our universe, travel to Saudi Arabia, and drink alcohol in public so they would spank my glorious plot so hard that I would scream.

What will you do with your new, sexy body? I would look at myself in the mirror for hours. I would also like my golden regalia and how good they look on me.

Red Delicious is my favourite background pony. I love him so much that I invented my own headcanon about him. He is my third favourite pony after Twilight and Celestia. Personality: He is kinder than Fluttershy and Celestia, but not very shy. He is very helpful and he takes care of animals, but he is not good at caring for smaller ones as he mostly works with farm animals. He isn't the element of kindness because elements can only be used by mares. Family: Lovestruck (Wife), Fluttershy (Daughter). This is because Lovestruck is loving, and he is helpful so Fluttershy is a mix of him and her. Hobbies: Helping ponies is his only hobby. Likes: Everypony, Apple Pies. Dislikes: Red Delicious doesn't hate or even dislike even his enemies because he is a living embodiment of love and kindness. He doesn't like onions, however. Strenghts: Very kind, helpful, skilled at using tools, caring. Weaknesses: He was bullied because he was shy when he was a foal. He cannot defend himself and he will cry rather then argue or fight. Desire: To make everypony happy. Sexual Orientation: Bisexual Weight: 50 kilograms Height: 1.1 Meters Age: 36 years So what do you think? Good or mary sue? What is your headcanon about him?