Kings&Hooves14

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About Kings&Hooves14

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    Bird
  • Birthday 06/26/1993

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    Male
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    The minefield that is my mind
  • Personal Motto
    Don't worry about what needs to be done--just do it!
  • Interests
    Medieval fantasy, sci-fi, cartoons (duh), history, biology, video games, music, mythology, horror, and paranormal/supernatural

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  1. Kings&Hooves14
    *sigh* Probably. I'm depressed, introverted, misanthropic...and I like My Little Pony. Can anyone guess what I look like? *tips fedora*
  2. Kings&Hooves14
    I don't really care--I've decided to ignore most of the events of the last three seasons. The show has gone in a direction that I'm not happy with.
  3. Kings&Hooves14
    The Police. Need twenty characters...
  4. Kings&Hooves14
    Twilight. She's essentially a demigod.
  5. Kings&Hooves14
    What? The show is not ending! It's going to last forever! Haha! HAHAHAHAHA! *carted off in straitjacket* ---- I'll miss all of them, but I think that I'll miss Pinkie, Twilight, Rarity, and Discord the most.
  6. Kings&Hooves14
    Well...I'm tired all of the time, my body hurts, I'm forgetful, I rarely leave the house, and I constantly complain about millennial culture. My body is in its twenties, but my soul is in its eighties. "Damned millennials. They're ruining everything! Oh, wait...I'm a millennial!"
  7. Kings&Hooves14
    Only once...a loooong time ago. We were friends for several years. Unfortunately, I lost all contact with him when the forum we were on shut down.
  8. Kings&Hooves14
    Nah. I'm not a jealous man. Also, it's a work of fiction--if your waifu hooks up...just pretend it didn't happen. I don't think that it's wrong to love a fictional character but if you are so obsessed with said character that you get jealous of their love interests...you might have a problem. You don't want to end up being one of those people who marries a pillow shaped like an anime character. That's no way to live.
  9. Kings&Hooves14
    Pinkie - SPMBB (Super-Powered Mutant Bubblegum Blob) Rarity - Perfection Twilight - Perfection Deux* Fluttershy - OV-TC (Occasionally Violent--Tread Carefully) Applejack - Maggie Apple TRhee Rainbow Dash - Trouble *"Sir, back away from the ponies with your hands up. You're scaring the children.
  10. Kings&Hooves14
    "Let me get this straight--a herd of angry ponies attacked your studio and destroyed your storyboards..." "No, no, officer! Bronies! They left spittle and season nine merchandise everywhere." ---- No, 'twould be a very bad idea. Remember the whole Flash Sentry controversy?
  11. Kings&Hooves14
    For the crimes of knight incineration, peasant devouring, and princess kidnapping... ...the jury finds you guilty.
  12. Kings&Hooves14
    Well...no. I reckon that people would take issue with a twenty-six-year-old weirdo hanging around. Oh, and I'm not into roosters--sorry. Spend too much time combing their feathers. Combing. Get it? HA! I'll see myself out.
  13. Kings&Hooves14
    Does being robbed of my peace of mind count? That happens frequently.
  14. Kings&Hooves14
    If I hear ONE more person so much as mention politics, I'm going to jump off a... ...wait. Well, time to jump off a cliff.
  15. Kings&Hooves14
    Friends?! Where?! *flees in terror* I don't really...do...people. You know? Yeah, I know this is a Friendship Is Magic board, but it's generally easier to get along with imaginary ponies than it is to get along with humans. I don't mind the occasional friend, but I'm not a "Pinkie Pie" type of person.