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  1. Star Racer
    Z stared at the manticore, silently going into a rage. He clinched a fist and yelled in his helmet. "Ahh! Why must every planet we go to have to have giant freaking freakers!? Im tired of getting pumeled by the-" his sentence got cut short when the manticore used its scorpion stinger to throw him over several trees, and he slammed into one of them. He fell to the ground and fell unconsious from the blow, the last he saw was his energy sword lodged into the tree high above him, and the voices screaming at his incompetence.
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    Make a pun about killing someone named joy
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    Gg?
  4. Star Racer
    Oh yay! Discord! He can keep my insanity fed over the corse of forever, and then snap his fangers and the zombies are gone. YAY! BEST APPOCOLYPSE PARTNER EVER!!!!!!!!!
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    Prepare to face THE WRATH of my.......aha! MY INSANE FATHER!
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    Hmm......a couch.......i will find a way, trust me......im insane as well, so yeah.......
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    Some people say they want to watch the world burn............. I WANT TO START THE BLAZE! And one of my friends wants to supply me the nessicary equipment.
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    @Comet Starflash, Z stabbed a wolf through the sides of its chest using both energy swords, then began speaking again as the being fell. "But you didnt do it with efficiency. Remember when i once had to throw you a spare blade because you would attack a single enemy two or five times?" The wolves seemed to be regrouping, then they stacked on each other and made a huge version of themselves. "Ok, thats just not fair, yet it reminds me of what the power rangers did in that ancient tv show for little kids." He readied a plasma gernade and threw it at the huge wolfs chest.
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    *becomes pyro and slaps tons of mutilated babies with giant as bananas lollipops.....all while wistling the mlp opening theme*
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    I also have a shotgun under my bed, not to mention the compact 45 in my dresser.
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    back at the bar and grill with meh dad. NOW ITS A PARTY :D

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    Im pretty sure anything pinkie related can NEVER be understood.....just sayin
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    Hahaha, you forgot about dr. Hax.....he is invunerable to all cheats, and his attacks negate all cheats, meaning, he makes god mode look like a small upgrade......and he absolutly HATES people that cheat and/or hack ANY game.......you can be expecting a visit from him anytime now.
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    Trap card, mirror force!
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    @Comet Starflash, A "timber wolf" lunged at Z, and quickly met his blade, a green fog pouring out of the wound. "But you always add ridiculous amounts of bonus points to yourself! I should keep score." He said as he decapitated another of the demonic looking wolves.
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    Lolz, i have a knife
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    "Why do you think i prefer to work alone?" Z said as he readied his second energy sword with his other hand, and went back to back with his fellow sangheili brother, waiting for the wolves to make the first strike attempt, which he planned on countering. Every voice was screaming at him to do different things, so he silenced them and focused on the wooden wolves. "Haha, we could call them timber wolves" he said softly.
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    Z stared at the head and shrugged, but was terrified when the head flew from his hands and back to the body. "What the hell?" He shouted, grabbing his own blade and staring into the bushes as a very angry wooden wolf stepped out, snarling and growling in a ticked off way. Z began to wonder what would have happened if he had tried to pet it, but he readied his blade and waited to counter any attack the wolf would throw.
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    Z felt as if he was being watched. He turned around and saw what looked like a wooden carving of a wolf's snout. Not being able to resist, he began sprinting towards the bush it was poking out of, yelling "PUPPY!" He tackled the carving, and noticed it was alive, so he began choking the beast, still yelling the word, puppy. Eventually the head fell off, and he grabbed it, and returned it to his comrads that he left moments ago.
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    Use the pythagrian theoram
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    To lexi rosa, how many inside jokes do you get reading this single post with my name in it?
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    If its the last game tbat i played, then i will pilot the destroy gundam towards you, tjen explode everything about you with rockets, and two types of lazers.
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    i. am. so. flippin. BORED!

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      Clod

      Me three!

  24. Star Racer
    Oh ok. Ill just use my TANK MISSILE!
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    I like trains (asdf movie) (i think you know what happens next, and if not, CHOO CHOO MUTHACHUGGAS)
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