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  1. AveryGamerDude

    I have a confession to make. I'm a zombie. No, I don't mean figuratively, I mean I'm LITERALLY undead. How? I died over 46,825,457,031 times from Type-1 Diabetes. How did I get Type-1 Diabetes so many times? From all the adorableness from these cute faces from MLP.

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    (P.S. Every second I look at these I die 12,000,000 times from Type-1 Diabetes)

  2. AveryGamerDude

    I wish people wouldn't talk about "Friendship is Magic" ending. This show is the only reason I live. :(

  3. AveryGamerDude

    I swear The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog is the epitome of "so bad that it's good". :D

  4. AveryGamerDude

    Honestly I don't believe in ad hominem to an extent. I don't think something really counts as ad hominem if it isn't a valid character attack. (Example: Calling someone a half-wit when they aren't) I'll be honest stuff just comes out of my mouth whenever someone's ignorance or hypocrisy is very prominent.

  5. AveryGamerDude

    Don't cry, Avery... :(

     

    Even though I wanna move to Los Angeles... Arkansas will always have a special place in my heart...

  6. AveryGamerDude

    ABOUT FREAKIN' TIME! 

     

  7. AveryGamerDude

    Sorry, transphobes. Transgenderism has been observed in several animal species. :D

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    2. AveryGamerDude

      AveryGamerDude

      I'm not even gonna argue. :maud:

    3. Gestum

      Gestum

      Why not? What's the point of making a status update that obviously is trying to start a argument if you don't want to have one?

    4. AveryGamerDude

      AveryGamerDude

      Because I don't wanna get in trouble.

  8. AveryGamerDude

    Man, it was a really bad idea to look at old versions of the MLP forums, because now it's just making me rueful that I didn't join the herd earlier. #tearjerker :(

  9. AveryGamerDude

    Mocking America shouldn't be a death sentence.

    1. Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      In fact, I think mocking America should be encouraged. Realizing one's own faults is always a good thing, even if those faults are not easily fixed, if fixable at all. I would take mocking this country any day over the people here thinking this is simply the best country evar. I prefer humility over arrogance any day.

    2. AveryGamerDude

      AveryGamerDude

      Yeah. It just baffles me that the internet thinks that killing someone is a reasonable reaction to someone burning a cloth.

  10. AveryGamerDude

    Someone needs to go through every episode of MLP and count all the adorable faces throughout the show. I bet the number would be well over 9000. :D

    1. PoisonClaw

      PoisonClaw

      That would be next to impossible since there's an adorable face about every five seconds. :ticking:

    2. AveryGamerDude

      AveryGamerDude

      Let's do some math then, shall we? The average MLP episode is 22 minutes long. There are 26 episodes per season. (Minus season 3) So 26 times 22 equals 572 minutes. Now let's multiply that by 7, and we get 4,004. Now we add 22 times 13, which is 286. Now we add that to 4,004, and we get 4,290 minutes! Oh and I almost forgot to add "Best Gift Ever" to the equation. "Best Gift Ever" is 44 minutes long, bringing our total to 4,334 minutes! Now if we multiply that by 60, we get 260,040 seconds! Divide that by 5, and we 52,008, which means that in MLP: FiM's entire run, 52,008 cute faces were made! Guess I was technically right about that! :D

  11. AveryGamerDude

    Sigh... I really wish I had some money because there's nothing to eat at my house but my mom won't get anything.

  12. AveryGamerDude

    Christians, I have a question for you. If you found out tomorrow 100% that there was no God, would you go around raping and killing everyone? WUZZAT? You said no? That's a wha-you said no? Wellthat'sunbelievableIDON'TEVENSEEHOWYOUCAMETOTHATCONCLUSION!

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    2. Castle Bleck

      Castle Bleck

      @AveryGamerDude Ah.

    3. AveryGamerDude

      AveryGamerDude

      @A.V. Yeah. :)

    4. Dark Horse

      Dark Horse

      If you have an opinion about this, I'd advise you to think about the way you word it more carefully, because I'm struggling to even understand the context of your post.

  13. AveryGamerDude

    I'm not kidding when I say I would be willing to die to make sure women get access to a safe and legal abortion.

  14. AveryGamerDude

    No one. Deserves. To die. Because of their FUCKING AGE. I can't believe I have to fucking explain this to fucking ADULTS. NO ONE FUCKING DESERVES TO FUCKING DIE BECAUSE OF THEIR FUCKING AGE!!! :angry:

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    2. AveryGamerDude

      AveryGamerDude

      I mean I'm pissed off because everyone on the internet won't quit saying: "Kill all millenials!!"

    3. Passion

      Passion

      Quite honestly this is the first time I am hearing about it. This is still just a generalized, sociopathic approach to the issue at hand.

      Heck, I'm a millenial and I couldn't care less.

      I'd love to know who exactly is that 'everyone', because I have a feeling many of them are angsty, edgy-wannabe children who don't even know what a millenial is, not seeing they are even worse :P

    4. AveryGamerDude

      AveryGamerDude

      "Everyone" is people in the comments sections of YouTube. (Though I'm sure you're gonna say that's not a reliable source.)

  15. AveryGamerDude

    Honestly the phrase "It's ok to be white" wouldn't bother me so much if people didn't say stuff like: "No, it's NOT okay to be a liberal!" :unamused:

    1. JonasDarkmane

      JonasDarkmane

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      Simple, it's ok to be white. 
      It's also ok to be liberal. 
      You don't have to respond to assholes by being an asshole. 

    2. AveryGamerDude

      AveryGamerDude

      Sorry... I just can't stand the alt-right for the life of me. :unamused:

    3. JonasDarkmane

      JonasDarkmane

      And others won't stand you if you make everyone your target just so that you potentially hit one alt-righter in the crossfire. 

  16. AveryGamerDude

    I wish there was a suicide hotline that had MLP characters on the other end because that's a suicide hotline I'd call in a heartbeat. Too bad I need to pay my phone bill.

    1. Midnight Solace

      Midnight Solace

      Oh, now I see why you can't call. Got the idea from my status update? :D

      I'd love to have MLP suicide hotline. "Dial 1 for Twilight. Dial 2 for Dashie." The list could go on forever.

    2. AveryGamerDude

      AveryGamerDude

      I already knew about it before your post, but I did get the idea from that. :)

  17. AveryGamerDude

    I'll be honest I wish I joined the Brony bandwagon a bit earlier, at least early 2012. Then I would've seen a lot of my favorite episodes when they were brand new. (Even though my favorite season of the show was airing when I became a brony.) I'm ashamed of my past self. I thought MLP was just a bad, stupid show for babies at the time and I thought Bronies were these weird perverts. To quote the AVGN: I thought it was shit. I thought it was SHIT! I THOUGHT IT WAS SHIT! I THOUGHT IT WAS SHIIIIIT!! :(

  18. AveryGamerDude

    The Fallout: Miami Team released a new video today, alongside a new, smaller mod. I can't wait for them to release Fallout: Miami. :D

  19. AveryGamerDude

    Almost forgot to mention that I saw Wreck It Ralph 2 last night. I liked it. :D

  20. AveryGamerDude

    Jon finally uploaded a new video. Thank god. Now to just wait another 11 months.

    1. Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      I really don't understand these people. Both Jon and ProJared take so damn long to upload anything, it is kinda irritating.

  21. AveryGamerDude

    I wanna make my own pro-choice ad.

    1. Here No Longer

      Here No Longer

      I can't blame you. Most of them are done BADLY. So badly in fact that it actually makes the point of "pro-life" (only selectively of course) lunatics stronger... -_-

       

  22. AveryGamerDude

    Honestly it doesn't make any sense that pro-lifers think that a fertilized egg cell is a person. How is it a person? It doesn't have arms, legs, organs, and it's incapable of thought! So how is it a fucking person?

    1. Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      Kyoshi Frost Wolf

      And they think that what someone does with their body is not the choice of the person, but of the 'pro-lifers'. Hell, with how much suffering happens even in the developed, 'pro-lifers' often come off as hypocrites to me.

  23. AveryGamerDude

    Honestly it repulses me that people on the internet agree with people that think that people should be killed or infected with diseases for having left wing ideas, and they act like LEFT-WINGERS are the bad guys. I've seriously lost all hope for humanity.

  24. AveryGamerDude

    All of a sudden I'm getting REALLY nostalgic for "The Land Before Time". I love that movie. Brings a tear to my eye. :')

  25. AveryGamerDude

    George H.W. Bush is dead. I understand he can't think anymore, but if he could, he would realize he's been lied to his whole life.

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