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KillerKingBakudan

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  1. There are laws and penalties for every crime you can imagine. But that can't be a deterrent, because unlike us, unicorns should be able to use their telekinesis to get away with anything. Magic leaves no traceable evidence behind, and Equestria's forensics science is already most likely lacking in comparison to ours. If unicorns want to rob a bank, the can teleport the money to their possession without anyone noticing. If they want to commit a murder, they can off a pony with magic bullets. I just don't see how they can get caught. How would the local pony police deal with them?
  2. Politicians make money from war, so of course they'd start an invasion. Not that they'd be successful. Magic beats all that shit.
  3. Cadence and Shining Armor defeated Chrysalis, not Twilight. And Twilight was put to sleep by some gas spouting plants in the Season 4 premiere and still needed help from her friends. It would be difficult, but I don't see her being that much less vulnerable to capture than the others.
  4. I would think Chrysalis would expect me to turn to the smart ones for help, but that's just me. Using the elements wouldn't be a bad idea though..... if I could convince them to do it without making myself look crazy.
  5. Chrysalis has put a hit out on you. Because of this, at least one of the Mane Six has gone missing, and been replaced by a Changeling. This has been in planning for months, and the Changelings have learned to imitate the ponies so well, you're not able to prove it. But you still need to confide in one of them in order to run some tests and determine which ponies are still themselves. Your instinct makes you turn to who?
  6. The one villain I could see Twilight wanting to put down. Not even Starlight was that bad.
  7. The ponies start immigrating to our world, and a lot of restaurants start adding hayburgers to the menus to meet the increasing demand. Who would do it best?
  8. I don't recall them ever saying she couldn't do real magic. She's just not as good at doing it as Twilight.
  9. I was thinking more about a certain time travel episode from Gargoyles. One gargoyle disappeared during WWII. Goliath saved him in the past, then brought him to the present and reunited him with his clan in London. The world didn't just suddenly turn to shit.
  10. That may be true, but still. Why does time travel always have to lead to dire consequences? Stories have been made where changing the past happened for the best.
  11. That's just a tired old cliche though. What if Pinkie Pie screwed up baking a cake, like she somehow added the wrong ingredient and made it taste like crap? And she didn't have time to bake another one, so the only way to rectify her mistake was to jump back a few hours in the past to make it right? I don't see the world ending over something like this. For that to happen, you'd need the right set pieces. Like if the cake was meant for Celestia, and the one bad ingredient prompted Pinkie to find a substitute that was so nasty, it made her go insane and vaporize Equestria or something. And even then, there's no reason why she couldn't have the free will to pay more attention to what she was doing and make a proper cake that tasted normal.
  12. The result might not be that bad when you think about it. Starlight made Equestria a wasteland by undoing what brought the Mane Six together and destroying their friendship. Saving Applejack's parents wouldn't necessarily lead to that conclusion, though it really depends on the circumstances behind why they died. If they just got exposed to some virus that made them terminally ill, then the only change I could see happening in the present is they'd be running everything on the farm and not their kids.
  13. It wasn't directly confirmed in the show, but by DHX. But if that wasn't true, and they were in fact still alive, Applejack should be feeling resentment towards them. You don't just dump your kids at your mom's place for the rest of their childhoods and then piss off.
  14. You'd think that after two episodes dealing with time travel, Applejack would ask Twilight if she could help her jump back to the past and prevent her parents' deaths. Not only would that make the Apples' lives 10x happier, but it would also give people a better explanation for why they died in the first place without actually showing it. Plus, parents wouldn't have to complain about Hasbro scaring their kids, as ponies escaping near-death situations is already a common occurrence in the show.
  15. If FIM was a thing back in the nineties, I wouldn't mind. With the way Sonic is now? That'd be like drowning the ponies in bleach.
  16. Bone covered in flesh and hair. That would explain why Rarity's horn could get floppy when she stays in a sauna for too long. It also ruins my own personal headcanon that unicorns could use them as stabbing weapons.
  17. Not sure if two of the three races banding against the other would be enough to attract windigos. If it did, you can be sure the cold would give the pegasi's crap a hefty diarrhea upgrade.
  18. Now that griffons and dragons were brought into it, I can't help but wonder about the alicorns. Celestia's the one making all the laws, so she would have the power to make herself immune to them. She and Luna are quite possibly the only ones who could shit on any pony's head in public, declare it an act of punishment for a crime they made up, and no pony could say a word to them. Sure, it wouldn't be in their character to do something that low. But if Chrysalis or some other villain had the means to brainwash them into doing it, well, that's a problem that would quickly escalate to every lowlife being inspired to follow their example. With ponies thinking, "If the princesses can do it, so can I!", Equestria would get covered in shit so fast, the economy would collapse over night. That's actually worse when you think about it. I'm sure no pony wants to breath all that fecal bacteria floating in the air. That's what makes people want to throw up when they walk near a pile of crap or into an overwhelming fart. You can get sick regardless if you touched it or not. And even if that fireplace got cleaned, lighting it up would cause some leftover residue to spread the bacteria across the neighborhood. Then every pony would end up painting the roads with their own vomit, hence even more bacteria spreads and a new cycle of vomiting begins. Twilight would need a damned good spell to help her breath in Ponyville without catching diseases, because that's a lot of shit for her to clean up.
  19. Fluttershy could just stare and scold any dragon off. Although I do think if a dragon took a gigantic shit in any Equestrian city, a lot of ponies would die from the stench alone. Garble and those other teenaged punk dragons are probably harder to deal with because they have the numbers. I'm surprised they hadn't thought of looking for ponies to crap on.
  20. I doubt that would happen if a few pegasi shit on one or two unsuspecting ponies. It's an isolated occurrence.
  21. That would make it a hate crime against all non-pegasus ponies. I could see that happening before the founding of Equestria when none of them got along, just not in the present.
  22. What about the rating? Yeah, it is a kids show. But that's not very tangible, is it? The X-Men cartoon from the 90s was made for kids, and even that had a good reason for things like why Wolverine couldn't kill people with his claws (the bad guys always stopped him). But we all know that realistically, he couldn't just not do that.
  23. Like I said, common decency just isn't that common. Otherwise, there wouldn't be cops. Derpy dropped an anvil, a wagon full of hay stacks and a friggin piano on Twilight without killing her, so this couldn't be that serious.
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