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Just give people terrible answers. That's what I did, and it didn't take long for them to stop asking.

Usually I just tell them "k" and don't do anything. Like I do when people criticise me.

I had a similar experience in school, heh. I still remember one time someone asked me how to spell "freckles," and to mess with him I said, "F R E C Z B D E" and that's about as far as I got before he caught on! Of course, I liked the guy well enough and he knew I was just messing with him.

Also hey, if you talk to me, I promise I won't stop responding unless my process locks up and you have to force close me.