Kronos the Revenant

I want to find Ankha. She’s so appealing to me and i just have this urge to follow her every whim. 

3 hours ago, Astral Vision said:

@Samurai Equine @Dynamo Pad @Pastel Heart

Well Samurai, I'd say a lot of stuff has happened thus far in the RP. Dynamo's learned more of his own capabilities, Pastel's revealed more about herself, and Astral's finally getting somewhere in his investigation.

I obviously don't speak for the others, but I'm ready for the next major event when everyone else is too.

Yes, i too am waiting for the tourney. 

If there are multiple profiles sharing the same Switch, each one can purchase one painting. That’s what im doing with my little brother’s and my own accounts for Redd’s paintings. Also, im kinda cheating with a tutorial video on how to spot fake works of art, but still, it minimizes pointless purchases. 

Been watching a lot of YuGiOh videos lately, and they’ve made me hate the card game in its new state. 
 

What i mean is, back then, the game was just summon one monster at a time, maybe set a few Spells or Traps. Turn by turn, summon one monster. Days when “Special Summons” were really “SPECIAL”.

These days, if your field isnt full on your first turn, you’re officially not playing the game correctly. Also, every player has ways to beat you in one turn before you can even blink. It’s aggravating. My brain cannot think that fast. It’s not fair. YuGiOh isnt fun anymore. 

Just bought a painting off of that scumbag Redd. I dont like him already. 

10 minutes ago, Will Guide said:

Also this happened yesterday.

Anyone else think it's a little creepy my dear deer neighbor gave me the recipe for a deer decoration?

With that look on his face, i think he’s killed a family member or at least a kin member. 

Nothing because no one in their right mind, not even Rainbow Dash while drunk on cider, would ever want to be near me. 

House 4, hooves down. 

7 hours ago, Sir Punicpunch said:

I've not picked up Animal Crossing, but I'm sure it'd be a drain of my time. And essential worker huh? Hope you stay safe, what work are you doing?

McDonalds, or as some call it, Mickey Deez Nutz

7 hours ago, Sir Punicpunch said:

I've not picked up Animal Crossing, but I'm sure it'd be a drain of my time. And essential worker huh? Hope you stay safe, what work are you doing?

McDonalds, or as some call it, Mickey Deez Nutz

@Sir Punicpunch

Four words: Animal Crossing: New Horizons

Additional two words: Essential worker. 

I keep managing to catch oarfish and Coelacanths. I found enough Coelacanths for CJ to make me a statue of one. 

News: Schools need teachers now more than ever. 
 

Teachers who have been begging for an increase in pay and budget: (in sarcastically sincere tone) Oh my gosh, go fuck yourselves. 

CHANGELING *W* 

..................hi. 

@Samurai Equine

Ehh, i can make do with what i can. 

1 hour ago, Misscellanio said:

Naaaaaay

master chief x Arbiter?

Nein

Isabelle X Doom Slayer

JUST CAUGHT ANOTHER COELACANTH!!!!!!

WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Just caught a Coelacanth, and ancient fish that only appears in the rain. Trying to catch another one. 

@Samurai Equine

Kronos’ eyes slightly widened at the hefty sack of bits presented before him. It was certainly much more than he anticipated. 
 

“Pleasure doing business with you.” Kronos said to Jon and his staff as he accepted his payment. 
 

Having a job well done, his payment safely deposited into the compartments of his armor, he went back the the center of the town square. 
 

While there, a thought popped into his brain. He did take note of the explosives used the previous night during the festivities. Mild as they were, he did ponder over the potential of increased payloads with the firecrackers. He took a quick scan around the area. 
 

Hmm, he thought to himself, mayhaps there’s enough materials around here to create an explosive pod of sorts. 
 

You mean a rocket launcher with the gunpowder fireworks they have here?

Yes. I do recall that the ancient warriors of old called it a “beehive”. A fitting name for such an impudent device; however, i feel as if we can make it more....potent. 
 

How so?

Perhaps modifying the firecrackers with a more explosive payload?

You sadistic prick, I’m into it. 
 

And maybe making a few modifications to the pod itself to make it less random.

It’ll be quite the task, but it’ll keep us busy. 
 

With that thought in mind, Kronos went on to find materials to do his little project with. He needed to do so without raising too much suspicion, so simply purchasing a crap ton of explosives was kind of out of the question with the exception of a last resort.
 

He decided to wander off a little ways beyond the town’s border and took some wood from nearby fallen trees. He then tried to find some gunpowder ingredients. He was able to easily find sulfur and make charcoal, but the major ingredient, saltpeter, was more difficult to obtain naturally. So, he went over to a spice shop and simply purchased some saltpeter.

He went on to a secluded area with his materials in place. He first created the gunpowder, mixing his sulfur, grounded charcoal and saltpeter until it became that familiar gray substance he recognized as gunpowder. He then took the wood he had left over to create the rockets. He put in hefty amounts of gunpowder into each individual rocket, ensuring maximum payload upon impact or detonation, whichever came first. He then went out of his way to find some laminated wood to work with to create the pod. After hours of tinkering, he finally made himself a homemade beehive rocket launcher. It was about four feet tall, with a bunch of short fuses littering the surface to ensure near-instantaneous firing of each individual rocket. The pod was also shaped in a way that looks almost like another instrument case, so he crossed it over with his actual instrument case on his back. He noticed he had some leftover mini-warhead firecrackers and some more string for a possible reload of his beehive, so long as the pod doesn’t get set on fire otherwise. 
 

“Phew,” Kronos sighed, “That took some doing, but i think we did it. We made a legitimate beehive rocket launcher.”

Kronos has a form of schizophrenia that allows him to manifest his voices at will. He has four other voices, each with their own personality. 

I dont kill any bugs in my house, except ants and mosquitoes without hesitation. Otherwise, the only reason i would kill a bug would be at my mother’s request. Whenever we do gardening, i love peering into the little ecosystems of arthropods in our backyard and front yard. Bugs are fascinating. 

@Samurai Equine

Kronos rewinded the tape recorder for Jon and set it on his desk. He pondered his price for his service. He was noticeably counting on his claws. 
 

“Four, two....” his whispered to himself before saying, “I believe a rate of 5% of this establishment’s profit from this month sounds fair.”

You dont even know how much that will amount to. one of his voices said. 
 

Hey, this pony has been through enough. It’s the least amount of mercy we can grant him after his ordeal.

The Vengeful One in my pants.

This fishing tourney sucks @$$. There’s too many trees and bamboo stalks cluttering the island to find a decent fishing spot AND THE FISH KEEP MOVING, IT’S SO FREAKING IRRITATING!!!! Not only that, but whose idea was it to host a tournament where 50% of what you’ll catch wont count? It’s so ass backwards. 

1 minute ago, Will Guide said:

Has anyone played their Nintendo Switch for so long in one sitting that their system overheated and it went into sleep mode to cool off?

Yes, many MANY times.