PonyHag1

I haven't played it yet but the GTA series has been pretty good so far. I trust this one will be the same. Aside from doing the missions, sometimes I just like to drive around, which I did a lot in San Andreas.

Applejack: Did you break the window, Applebloom? Look me square in the eye and tell me! Applebloom: I can't, Applejack. AJ: And why not? Applebloom: Your eyes ain't square. Spike: What do you get when you cross an Ursa Minor with a Manticore? Twilight: I don't know. Spike: I don't know either...but when it talks, I listen. Fluttershy: I heard Rainbow Dash was fooling with fireworks and they blew up! Is she okay? Pinkie: We're still waiting for the last report.

A parody of Winter Wrap-Up by...well, you know. RAINBOW DASH: Three months of summer warmness, and awesome holidays PINKIE PIE: We've cooled our hoofsies at the pool, time off from school to play APPLEJACK: But the crops we've grown are ready, and they won't grow any more RARITY: And even though I love sunblock, putting it on is getting old TWILIGHT SPARKLE: The time has come to welcome Fall And all things cool and cold, But it's also time to say goodbye: It's Summer we must clean. How can I help? I'm new, you see. What does everypony do? How do I fit in without magic? I haven't got a clue! PONIES: Summer Shut-Down, Summer Shut-Down Let's finish our summertime cheer Summer Shut-Down, Summer Shut-Down 'Cause tomorrow Fall is here Summer Shut-Down, Summer Shut-Down Applejack: 'Cause tomorrow Fall is here! Rainbow Dash: 'Cause tomorrow Fall is here! RAINBOW DASH: Sending back the southern birds, A pegasus' job begins In bringing in all the cloudy skies To let the snow come in! We move the clouds in to start the white snow; When the sun comes up, it's white cold and beauty will glow! PONIES: Summer Shut-Down, Summer Shut-Down Let's finish our summertime cheer Summer Shut-Down, Summer Shut-Down 'Cause tomorrow Fall is here Summer Shut-Down, Summer Shut-Down 'Cause tomorrow Fall is here! 'Cause tomorrow Fall is here! RARITY: Little critters ready to hibernate Under the snow and ice. FLUTTERSHY: We put them all to bed for now So quietly and nice! RARITY: We help them gather up their food, Prepare their homes below; FLUTTERSHY: We say goodbye to the Southern birds Rarity and Fluttershy: Soon their families will grow! PONIES: Summer Shut-Down, Summer Shut-Down Let's finish our summertime cheer Summer Shut-Down, Summer Shut-Down 'Cause tomorrow Fall is here Summer Shut-Down, Summer Shut-Down Applejack: 'Cause tomorrow Fall is here! Rainbow Dash: 'Cause tomorrow Fall is here! APPLEJACK: No easy task to gather the crops, That once were tiny seeds. They had proper care and sunshine, Everypony they will feed. Apples, carrots, celery stalks Colorful flowers, too! We must work so very hard, APPLEJACK, PONIES: It's just so much to do! PONIES: Summer Shut-Down, Summer Shut-Down Let's finish our summertime cheer Summer Shut-Down, Summer Shut-Down 'Cause tomorrow Fall is here Summer Shut-Down, Summer Shut-Down Pinkie: 'Cause tomorrow Fall is here! Ponies: 'Cause tomorrow Fall is here! TWILIGHT SPARKLE: Now that I know what they all do, I have to find my place And help with all of my heart, Tough task ahead I face. How will I do without my magic, Help the earth pony way? I wanna belong, so I must Do my best today Do my best today PONIES: Summer Shut-Down, Summer Shut-Down Let's finish our summertime cheer Summer Shut-Down, Summer Shut-Down 'Cause tomorrow Fall is here TWILIGHT SPARKLE: 'Cause tomorrow Fall is here 'Cause tomorrow Fall is here 'Cause tomorrow Fall is here!

Then there was the time that Rarity complained to Spike that somepony had poked a hole in her bedroom wall. Spike promised to look into it.

A parody of "It Can Happen" by Yes. Twilight can fool herself Pinkie can party until she's blind Spike can give Rarity his heart It can happen Big Mac can mend the fence Chrysalis can feed on the soul of love Unicorn It can happen to you It can happen to me It can happen to everypony eventually It's a student's duty A student's duty Twi's pushing the reports to the red Pegasi and unicorn Who knows who's right No substitute you're born you're equine Dash flies by night Creating her Wonderbolt fantasy Her destination calls Look up - Look down Look out - Look around Look up - Look down Equestria's a crazy world outside They're not about to lose thier pride It can happen to you It can happen to me It can happen to everypony eventually As AJ happens to say It can happen today As the new season happens It happens in every way This world I like The architects of pony A song a quote Developing characters that linger Through fields of green through open eyes This for fans to see Look up - Look down Look out - Look around So look up - Look down Equestria's a crazy world outside They're not about to lose thier pride It can happen to Fluttershy It can happen to Luna It can happen to everypony eventually As Pinkie happens to say It can happen today As Ponyville happens It happens in every way As Spike happens to see It will happen to be Nothing happens to everypony and nopony Twilight: Come on down, Spike. You'd better clean up the books for tonight. Look up - Look down Equestria's a crazy world outside 6 not about to lose thier pride It can happen to Derpy It can happen to Sweetie Belle It can happen to everypony eventually As Celestia happens to see It will happen to be Nothing happens to nowhere and nopony Spike can fool himself Dash can fly until she's Bolts Rarity can steal your heart Pinkie can fool herself (It can happen to you) She can party until she's blind (It can happen to me) Rarity can steal Spike's heart (It can happen to everypony eventually) As we happen to say Season 4 can happen today As Brony Nation happens It happens in every way Big Mac can mend the fence Chrysalis can feed on the love apart Scootaloo can touch your life Derpy can bring your soul alive It can happen to Ms. Harshwhinny It can happen to Miss Cheerilee It can happen to everypony eventually As Fluttershy happens to say It can happen today As Pony happens It happens in every way

A parody of "I Melt With You" by Modern English. Moving forward using all thier hooves Living in Ponyville was never second best They saw Equestria crashing all around thier face Never really knowing it was always Chrysalis I'll Derp the world and Dash with you The magic of friendship and it's getting better all the time There's nothing the Mane 6 can't do I'll Derp the world and Dash with you (Twi should know better) Dreamed of a better life the kind which never hates (Pinkie should see why) Trapped in the state of imaginative fun (Spike should know better) He made a pilgrimage to save this dragon's race (He should see why) Never comprehending his race was long since pony (Let's Derp the world) I'll Derp the world and Dash with you (Let's Derp the world) The magic of friendship and it's getting better all the time (Let's Derp the world) There's nothing the Mane 6 can't do (Let's Derp the world) I'll Derp the world and Dash with you Season 4 is open wide (Let's Derp the world) I'll Derp the world and Dash with you (Let's Derp the world) We've seen some changes but it's getting better all the time (Let's Derp the world) There's nothing the Mane 6 can't do (Let's Derp the world) I'll Derp the world and Dash with you Season 4 is open wide Hmmm hmmm hmmm Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm Hmmm hmmm hmmm Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm (Let's Derp the world) I'll Derp the world and Dash with you (Let's Derp the world) The magic of friendship and it's getting better all the time (Let's Derp the world) There's nothing the Mane 6 can't do (Let's Derp the world) I'll Derp the world and Dash with you

A parody of "Brilliant Disguise" by Bruce Springsteen. I watch you march with your friends as the band plays What are those words whispered Twilight just as you turn away I saw her last night out on the edge of town I wanna read her mind and know just what she's got in this new thing she found So tell me what I see when I look in your eyes Is that you Twilight or just a pony disguise I heard somepony call her name from underneath her willow I saw something tucked in shame underneath Spike's pillow Well I've tried so hard Twilight but I just can't see What a pony like you is doing with wings So tell me what I see when I look in your eyes Is that you Twilight or just a pony disguise Now look at Twilight Sparkle struggling to do everything right And then it all falls apart with a report she forgot to write She's just a magic pony, she walks the world in wealth She wants to know if it's Spike she don't trust Cause she damn sure don't trust herself Now she plays the Alicorn princess They play her five best friends But just don't look too close into the palm of her hoof She stood in front of Celestia The Princess swore her future was right But as November approaches Maybe Twilight the Princess lied So when you watch next season You better look hard and look twice Is that Twilight Sparkle or just a pony disguise Tonight Ponyville is cold Lost in the darkness of friendship and love Celestia have mercy on the mare Who doubts what she's sure of

A parody of "When Smokey Sings" by ABC. Cake baby lullabies in melodies revealed In deep despair on summer nights She knows just how you feel The smiling rhymes, the bouncing lines In miracles made real Like a Pegasus in flight on a hot sweet night You know you're right just to hold Derpy tight She soothes it right, makes it outtasite And everything's good in Equestria tonight When Pinkie sings, Octavia hears violins When Pinkie sings, they forget everything As Spike's packing his things As Twilight's spreading her wings The Canterlot door might slam But the Ponyville door it rings And Pinkie sings, she sings Elegance in partiness for sale or rent or hire Should we say yes, we match her best Then we would be a liar Smiling songs that soothe the gloom When unicorn hearts catch fire Like a Pegasus in flight on a hot sweet night You know you're right just to hold Derpy tight She soothes it right, makes it outtasite And everything's good in Equestria tonight When Pinkie sings, Octavia hears violins When Pinkie sings, they forget everything As Spike's packing his things As Twilight's spreading her wings Smashing the sadness With the laughter she brings And Pinkie sings, she sings Would it be true to say Sweetie croons Dash is the original originator Pinkie screams AJ was the only innovator But nothing can compare, nothing can compare When Pinkie sings When Pinkie sings, Octavia hears violins When Pinkie sings, they forget everything As Spike's packing his things As Twilight's spreading her wings She threw back the crown When Pinkie sings Pinkie sings Pinkie sings

A parody version of "You Only Live Twice" by Nancy Sinatra. You only live Twice or so it seems One life for yourself, and one for your friends You drift through three seasons and life seems tame, Till one dream appears and friendship is it's name. And harmony is a stranger who'll beckon you on, Don't think of the danger or the harmony is gone. These wings are for you, so pay the price Make your friends' dreams come true, you only live Twice And harmony is a stranger who'll beckon you on, Don't think of the danger or the harmony is gone. These wings are for you, so pay the price Make your friends' dreams come true, you only live Twice.

Twilight: Did you hear about the fight at Wonderbolts Academy? AJ: What happened? Twilight: Rainbow Dash smashed some Academy records.

Octavia: Did you hear about the fight in the pottery class? Miss Cheerilee: What happened? Octavia: Pinkie Pie threw a bowl. Applebloom: Did you hear about the fight at the picnic? Sweetie Belle: What happened? Applebloom: Spike tossed a salad. What do you get when you cross Big Mac and King Sombra? "Cryssssstalssss....eeeeeyuppppp...." What do you get when you cross Derpy and Photo Finish? *CRASH* "Oops...mein bad....I go."

A parody of "Nobody Does It Better" by Carly Simon. Note: "The 6 who love you" line was written to include Spike. Nopony does it better Makes you belong with the rest Nopony does it half as good as you Twilight, you're the best You weren't lookin', but somehow it found you You tried to hide from the friendship light But like Cloudsdale above you, the 6 who love you Are keeping all your secrets safe tonight And nopony does it better Though sometimes I wish somepony could Nobody does magic quite the way you do Why'd you have to be so good? The way that you got wings, the night that you got wings That's some kind of magic inside you That keeps ponies from runnin', but just keep it comin' How'd you learn to do the things you do? And nopony does it better Makes you belong with the rest Nopony does it half as good as you Twilight, Twilight Twilight, you're the best Twilight, you're the best Twilight, you're the best

Twilight: Pinkie, would you make me a pizza? Pinkie: Okay! *starts dumping cheese, sauce and veggies on her* AJ: Pinkie, could y'all prune mah apple trees? Pinkie: Sure! *starts pulling the apples off and sticking prunes on the branches*

A parody of "Rockstar" by Nickelback. Spike: I'm through with standing in line To parties I'll never get in It's like S3 E13 And I'm never gonna win This season didn't turn out Quite the way I want it to be Cranky: Tell me what you want Applejack: I want a brand new barn On an special episode this fall Pinkie: And a bathroom I can play baseball in And a king size tub big enough For ten plus me Cranky: Tell me what you need Rarity: I'll need a credit card that's got no limit Rainbow Dash: And a big cloud mansion with a bedroom in it Gonna join the mile high club at thirty-seven thousand feet Spitfire: Been there, done that Flash Sentry: I want a new tour bus full of old guitars Rarity: My own star on Hoofywood Boulevard Somewhere between Photo Finish and Hoity Toity is fine for me Cranky: So how you gonna do it Scootaloo: I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I'd even cut my mane and change my name 'Cause we all just wanna be big pony stars And live in Canterlot castles driving fifteen cars The stallions come easy and the hay comes cheap Discord: We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat Spike: And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the Crystal Empire with the royal stars Every new Alicorn's gonna wind up there Every Twilight Sparkle with her striped mane, and well Hey hey I wanna be a pony star Hey hey I wanna be a pony star Scootaloo: I wanna be great like Rainbow without the hassles Chrysalis: Get an army of drones that love to invade castles Luna: Sign a couple autographs so people will make videos of me for free Cranky: I'll settle for Matilda, ha ha Rarity: I'm gonna dress my flank with the latest fashions Pinkie: Get a front door key to the party mansion Fluttershy: Gonna find a chorus of birds that love to sing songs for me Cranky: So how you gonna do it? Cadence: I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I'd even cut my mane and change my name 'Cause we all just wanna be big pony stars And live in Canterlot castles driving fifteen cars The stallions come easy and the hay comes cheap Discord: We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat Spike: And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the Crystal Empire with the royal stars Every new Alicorn's gonna wind up there Every Twilight Sparkle with her striped mane CMC: And we'll hide out in the treehouse room With the latest Foal Free Press and Equestria who's who Chrysalis: I'll get you anything with that evil smile Spike: Everypony's got Celestia on speed dial, well Hey hey I wanna be a Ponystar Rainbow Dash: We're gonna have that gray pony that offends the censors Spike: Gonna pop my gems from a Pez dispenser Pinkie: I'll get Cranky Doodle Donkey writing all my songs Sing 'em every episode so I don't get 'em wrong 'Cause we all just wanna be big pony stars And live in Canterlot castles driving fifteen cars The stallions come easy and the hay comes cheap Discord: We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat Spike: And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the Crystal Empire with the royal stars Every new Alicorn's gonna wind up there Every Twilight Sparkle with her striped mane CMC: And we'll hide out in the treehouse room With the latest Foal Free Press and Equestria who's who Chrysalis: I'll get you anything with that evil smile Spike: Everypony's got Celestia on speed dial, well Twilight: Hey hey I wanna be a pony star Derpy: Hey hey I wanna be a pony star

Celestia declares an end to the Equestria Games, and Luna puts an end to them Monty Python-style. I guess she got tired of all the noise

Applejack was walking down the street when she saw somepony carrying an advertisement that said "Free Big Mac!" "Oh, no!" she cried. "Mah brother is in jail?"

Twilight: My theory is that it was Queen Chrysalis! Spike: There's a few holes in that theory. What happened when Sombra bought one of Chrysalis' clones for a servant? He got Changeling for a dollar.

A parody of "The Way We Move" by Langhorne Slim and The Law. There they are watching all the shooting stars, In thier houses in thier cars We didn’t know it, but now we do This is the way we Pony In the belly of the dragon In her bedroom Twilight can’t sleep And all my Derpys got crooked eyes That’s the way I like it That’s just what I need and There they are watching all the shooting stars, In thier houses in thier cars We didn’t know it, but now we do This is the way we Pony In the belly of the dragon In her bedroom Twi can’t sleep And all her friends got pony tails That’s the way I like it, that’s the company I keep There they are watching the shooting stars In thier houses, castles and bars We didn’t know it, now we do This happens to be the way we Pony In the belly of the dragon, in the belly of the Spike On November 23rd honey, Make sure you get something, something to eat There they are watching all the shooting stars In thier houses, in thier cars We didn’t know the date, now we do This is the way, this is the way we Pony This is the way, this is the way we Pony This is the way, this is the way we Pony

What cold drink makes your eyes cross? A Derpy Slurpee. What happens when two old donkey sweethearts get together? Cranky hanky panky. What kind of athletic wear do baby dragons like? Spike Nike.

What do you get when you mix Applejack's brother with cheddar? Mac and cheese. What kind of car does the Princess of the Night drive? A Lunaborghini.

Some famous country music songs that fit the Mane 6. Applejack - That's My Job Pinkie Pie - The Streak Twilight Sparkle - I Wouldn't Have Missed It For The World Rainbow Dash - I've Been Everywhere Fluttershy - Coward Of The County Rarity - Here You Come Again

The saxophone is best woodwind instrument for me, and with some Scotch and Irish in my blood, I also had to choose the bagpipes.