Trottermare Galamane

ok so when I was 17 (exactly 10 years to this day in fact) I was going to the shop with my mom when 3 teenagers of about 15-16 years old walked up to us and one of them said to my mom "hay your going to by us some alcohol or where tell everyone your a slut", so I was about to punch him when my mom stopped me and replied with

"well I guess your a hermaphrodite because I can see you have both a dick and a cunt (while pointing once each at the other two beside him) but if you don't fuck off I'll tell everyone that your still willing to take it in the ass" 

god the look on there faces was priceless, I almost keeled over from laughter and the lass from the pharmacy was out having a cigarette suddenly started howling before running back into the store shouting that she's going to piss herself, I have never laughed that hard before and my ribs where hurting for 2 days

and thats my favorite memory of Halloween ¦D