So, here's a few confessions about me:
1. I'm a sadist.
I enjoy watching other people fail at things, along with boasting, making fun of others, insulting people, and generally being a jerk in order to make me feel better about myself.
2. I have depression and low self-esteem.
I can also be a jerk sometimes, even without meaning to.
I also really hate myself.
3. I like talking to myself, I do it a lot.
4. Sometimes I like to commentate my thoughts and opinions on stuff.
I can't think of anything else, really.