Widdershins

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(Psst, two of them are mine. XD)

Just ocurred to me that Dr. Doofensmirtz technically counts as a "Disney Villain."

 Also occured to me that he's basically what you would get if Ditzy-Doo "Derpy" Hooves tried to be the series antagonist.

"Now! Jingles the Plushie Spider Toy! You shall face my wraaath! As soon as I fire this machine upon you! I don't know what it does, but the fact that I can plug it in and it actually holds power in it is such a miracle that I just have to, and you better appreciate that,Jingles."

I am no longer in college physics, dropped that shit! It was a piece of shit class with an ass hole of a teacher, filled with popular kids. Thank god I am no longer in it. 

I am no longer in college physics, dropped that shit! It was a piece of shit class with an ass hole of a teacher, filled with popular kids. Thank god I am no longer in it. 

I had went outside because I wanted to see a helicopter that was flying over. The little hook of the door came down and I was locked outside when nobody else was home and so I had clime through the laundry room window.

I'm surprised no one's done a parody of Moana's Shiny with a Dragon.

 Like, adventurers get called that there's this big dragon smashing into every bank & vault. There's just this dragon that cares less about murdering others so much as just grabbing every gold and artifact he can so he can just swim in his hoard! That he doesn't so much fight you as claw your armor, weapons or anything you have that's metal or gemmed off. 

 I can just see he whipping his wings out to pelt the party with a shower of gold coins, then charging at them for "stealing his gold" when he threw it at them.

"I was a drab little whelp once. Now I know I can be happy as a Kobold, because i'm Gorgeous!"

 "Adventurers are dumb, dumb, dumb. Here they come; to the brightest thing that glitters.Beginners. Huh, dinners. 

I love free food. And to me, you look like free food..."

This isn't something that I had drawn myself but something that is what one of my worlds looks like. 

Daeldrum is a world like ours that has 2 moons, nearly equal in mass each to ours. It's an Earth-like world that orbits around a close binary star. Erina, the innermost moon is subject to tidal interactions that cause it to have a volcanic surface much like that of Jupiter's moon of Io.

You'd be able to see the volcanos ejecting plumes and the plumes silently crashing down onto the smooth surface of Erina, rivers and cracks of lava and stuff on that moon. It'd be 4 times larger than our moon in the sky, orbiting every 10 days. A week on Daeldrum is 10 days because of that.

The King has returned. Looks like you've seen a ghost.

*Your screen flickers on, unwillingly, to a podcast video with the title superimposed of Widdershins's Self-Debate Podcast.*

 ...See, Genetic Manipulation isn't all that bad! Sure, it's playing around with the laws of nature without control of results & often without regard of safety of others. But on the Other Hand, It enables adaptation of an individual by using the capabilities and technology granted by what was originally implementated by whatever higher powers that be!

*Spins around*

And on the Third Hand, It's super cool and hilarious! Who wouldn't want to work a body better?!!? ... 

 .....

*With face turned away from camera, pauses, then wanders off screen to where a loud shout is heard moments later.*

... VIAB! GET THE PHYSICAL RESTABILIZATION CREAM! IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!

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So that headache from last night seemed to turn into a migraine. I went home early, but it’s still bugging me.

So no work today. I called out. Now is the time for migraine meds, water, and sleeps.

Can somebrony explain Cozy Glow to me?

 Because I cannot see her as a villain. Or a character for that matter. As far as I can tell, some filly came in and bragged about putting the main six in a trap which they didn't seem to have any trouble with and got out of by the end of an hour.

You put Cozy Glow next to some villain like... hay, even Sombra who did nothing but roar, and she's just an insult to the show's writing and world. I don't... understand how anything went down in Season Nine.

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It has come to my attention that "Buck", in several places of Ireland, means "To *uck."

 Perhaps in trying to Pony-Censor the word, we haven't really made that much progress, my fellow bronies, lol!

Little Known Fact:

 Beneath the Earth’s crust is a layer of rich chocolate. Under that is a dense hardpack of creamy nougat & a chewy, molten center!

Little Known Fact:

 Beneath the Earth’s crust is a layer of rich chocolate. Under that is a dense hardpack of creamy nougat & a chewy, molten center!

Can somebrony explain Cozy Glow to me?

 Because I cannot see her as a villain. Or a character for that matter. As far as I can tell, some filly came in and bragged about putting the main six in a trap which they didn't seem to have any trouble with and got out of by the end of an hour.

You put Cozy Glow next to some villain like... hay, even Sombra who did nothing but roar, and she's just an insult to the show's writing and world. I don't... understand how anything went down in Season Nine.

So that headache from last night seemed to turn into a migraine. I went home early, but it’s still bugging me.

So no work today. I called out. Now is the time for migraine meds, water, and sleeps.

I'm going to have to be blunt and state this straightforward as this may cost me some friendships.

 I am very Anti-Ninja.

Look, I don't begrudge you for liking what you think ninjas are, but whatever context you likely know them from is a string of lies. They're cowards, cheaters and capricious Cuuuu- nope, can't think of another C word. 

 They don't have magic, they don't have tribes or clans or any loyalty at all. They're mercenaries, hired contract killers with a bloated sense of self importance because of some seeming sense of superior skill. Simply stated, such sly slobs are... are suck. Dang, had the alliteration going pretty boss there.

Now PIRATES I could go on for ages about!!!  

Can somebrony explain Cozy Glow to me?

 Because I cannot see her as a villain. Or a character for that matter. As far as I can tell, some filly came in and bragged about putting the main six in a trap which they didn't seem to have any trouble with and got out of by the end of an hour.

You put Cozy Glow next to some villain like... hay, even Sombra who did nothing but roar, and she's just an insult to the show's writing and world. I don't... understand how anything went down in Season Nine.

How math works:

I know what'll make you feel... Uplifted!