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Little Known Fact:

 Beneath the Earth’s crust is a layer of rich chocolate. Under that is a dense hardpack of creamy nougat & a chewy, molten center!

Little Known Fact:

 Beneath the Earth’s crust is a layer of rich chocolate. Under that is a dense hardpack of creamy nougat & a chewy, molten center!

Can somebrony explain Cozy Glow to me?

 Because I cannot see her as a villain. Or a character for that matter. As far as I can tell, some filly came in and bragged about putting the main six in a trap which they didn't seem to have any trouble with and got out of by the end of an hour.

You put Cozy Glow next to some villain like... hay, even Sombra who did nothing but roar, and she's just an insult to the show's writing and world. I don't... understand how anything went down in Season Nine.

So that headache from last night seemed to turn into a migraine. I went home early, but it’s still bugging me.

So no work today. I called out. Now is the time for migraine meds, water, and sleeps.

I'm going to have to be blunt and state this straightforward as this may cost me some friendships.

 I am very Anti-Ninja.

Look, I don't begrudge you for liking what you think ninjas are, but whatever context you likely know them from is a string of lies. They're cowards, cheaters and capricious Cuuuu- nope, can't think of another C word. 

 They don't have magic, they don't have tribes or clans or any loyalty at all. They're mercenaries, hired contract killers with a bloated sense of self importance because of some seeming sense of superior skill. Simply stated, such sly slobs are... are suck. Dang, had the alliteration going pretty boss there.

Now PIRATES I could go on for ages about!!!  

Can somebrony explain Cozy Glow to me?

 Because I cannot see her as a villain. Or a character for that matter. As far as I can tell, some filly came in and bragged about putting the main six in a trap which they didn't seem to have any trouble with and got out of by the end of an hour.

You put Cozy Glow next to some villain like... hay, even Sombra who did nothing but roar, and she's just an insult to the show's writing and world. I don't... understand how anything went down in Season Nine.

How math works:

I know what'll make you feel... Uplifted!

... I mean, like, really What i'm aiming for in my Hydrasona is a sort of personification of mental status. 

 That how we all make decisions is based upon our unreliable emotions. How all of them clash together, mend and tear apart, thrash like the writhing necks of the great beast hydra, yet aren't irredeemable in their primordial, beastly chaotic origin. Emotions all spring from the same 'body,' and by taking them as a whole, in spite of their differences, is how we live and make decisions of the path we choose to live.

 Fear, Anger, Doubt, Want, Cold Removal, ... My Feminine side that likes cute stuff and doesn't understand things readily.

...Okay, Maybe Sunny Flush doesn't fit the analogy. Every family has one!

... I mean, like, really What i'm aiming for in my Hydrasona is a sort of personification of mental status. 

 That how we all make decisions is based upon our unreliable emotions. How all of them clash together, mend and tear apart, thrash like the writhing necks of the great beast hydra, yet aren't irredeemable in their primordial, beastly chaotic origin. Emotions all spring from the same 'body,' and by taking them as a whole, in spite of their differences, is how we live and make decisions of the path we choose to live.

 Fear, Anger, Doubt, Want, Cold Removal, ... My Feminine side that likes cute stuff and doesn't understand things readily.

...Okay, Maybe Sunny Flush doesn't fit the analogy. Every family has one!

Ten thousand years gives you such a crick in the neck!
-noises of coming back to life-
Well, being turned into a stone statue sucks, 1 bagel out of 10. Would not recommend

Ten thousand years gives you such a crick in the neck!
-noises of coming back to life-
Well, being turned into a stone statue sucks, 1 bagel out of 10. Would not recommend

You look like you deserve a quality smol floof

Guys, I think we're in trouble.. 

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1293589281760518146?s=09

I didn't think it was possible for a TV show to become an instant favorite of mine after the first episode, but that's exactly what happened with HBO's Lovecraft Country. 

Can you play Dungeons & Dragons as a Coward?

 ...I mean, Pacifist?

 Like, the whole game kinda centers around killing literally everything all of the time. (Don't lie, you know it to be true!) But I'm not exactly one for sudden, brave, snap decisions on what to attack next. I'm more of a hide-under-the-wagon-and-whimper kinda guy.

In case y’all needed a reminder why this species was chosen:

Welp.

The gods of destruction have returned, no one is safe.

What the? my About Me page just disappeared.

It's good that you are of a General direction. Not of any One specific Direction. Because then I would have to be disappointed.

I kid, One Direction is pretty jammin' as boy bands go!

You know what really makes me do a Grind Gears attack?

 How come there's almost nothing on Kirins in Equestria cannon?!!? The only person on the whole of the internet who has made anything of information on them is Tyndaga, the absolutely gorgeous deer that he is. And Kirins are kind of barebones even in the original human mythology, which only serves to make them great for a showing in this show.

 What are they capable of? What are their power levels in magic and physicality? Are they actually part dragon or just got random scales? Are they proto-unicorns like I theorize? Lighting based or Fire? (Thunder is sound, remember)

...What up with the lil' scale strip on their snoots? That's so unbearably cute!

I was sleeping when I wrote this, furgive me if it goes astray~
 I woke up this morning and the sky was all Crystal green. There were people in the streets poofing into clowns ran-domly~
 My mind said its sassy, and I better Prepare to Pie!~
 

Keep thinking about my Kirin persona. How his mane should flow around his forehead-horn, what he do an' where he from.

 How much comedic potential there is in him greeting others with a "Hi! I'm Whet!"

You know what really makes me do a Grind Gears attack?

 How come there's almost nothing on Kirins in Equestria cannon?!!? The only person on the whole of the internet who has made anything of information on them is Tyndaga, the absolutely gorgeous deer that he is. And Kirins are kind of barebones even in the original human mythology, which only serves to make them great for a showing in this show.

 What are they capable of? What are their power levels in magic and physicality? Are they actually part dragon or just got random scales? Are they proto-unicorns like I theorize? Lighting based or Fire? (Thunder is sound, remember)

...What up with the lil' scale strip on their snoots? That's so unbearably cute!