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@Storminess He is in a terrific amount of pain, but the hospital is keeping him overnight to monitor him. My dad is the guy who broke both ankles at once and was willing to walk it off/had to be talked into going to the hospital.

@Widdershins He works at a press room as a manager. He tripped on a skid, which is this big metal fork lift type thing without the motor, and fell. He caught another skid with his ribs on the way down.

His lung didn't collapse thankfully. All i know is he is in the best possible place right now for it.

@Fluttershy Friend Thank you, that means a lot. I have faith in him. He is a tough old codger.

Hoy... the trip you can take when you're only covering the distance of your own height...

  Well... the older you are, the sturdier you are, right? I grew up in a farming community hearing about "thresher incidents" so no doubt something like a few broken bones isn't enough to keep the old man down for long, eh? Heh...

    ...you... really don't need anymore bad luck...

My dad dislocated his shoulder in 2004 while on vacation. He finished the vacation before he went to the doctor. 

Then there is the time he sliced his ankle open to the bone on a piece of bamboo as a child. He tried to clean it up himself but his mom made him go to the hospital. 

Also the time his brother threw a dart at his back.

My dad has a knack for getting hurt.