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Stone Cold Steve Jobs

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About Stone Cold Steve Jobs

  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

    So in addition to broken ribs and a punctured lung, dad has a lacerated spleen and minor internal bleeding.

    Still waiting for the Goddamn silver lining and rainbow.

    1. Snow

      Snow

      Good god, what happened to him?

    2. Fluttershy Friend

      Fluttershy Friend

      Eh. I'm sorry to hear that friend. It seems that he had really serious accident.

    3. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      Stone Cold Steve Jobs

      @Snow He fell at work and caught a stack of press paper with his ribs on the way down. Press paper is extremely dense and heavy though. Hitting that is like hitting concrete.

      @Fluttershy Friend When it happened he was on the floor trying to catch his breath but he couldn't. This idiot comes up to him and says "fill out an accident report." He could barely breathe. You fill the damn report out! I wanted to bust some heads.

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