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Tia and Woona's Weather Report #2

Happy daytime friends! And welcome to the Princess Channel. 

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Luna...

Hi everypony I don't like you! 

Luna! That wasn't nice. 

Twas a royal jest. 

Well, it wasn't funny. Say you're sorry.

uhg...sorry. 

Thank you dearest sister. Now, shall we begin?

Yes, and make haste, I have to pee...

*sigh* You ruin everything.  Anyway friends, we have severe storms in the Southern Midwest - be careful out there for floods. Snow is still likely across the north. Clear skies on the West Coast and to the East - tis bitter cold. Stay warm everypony! 

I gotta go!

Yes Luna...and it's more appropriate to say, 'Please excuse me friends, I shall return in a moment'.

No...

*sighs* Have a great daytime friends! See you on the marrow!