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Random pony: my husband just died, and could you maybe just resurrect him pretty please.

P.Celestia: Uh no, because balance and staff.

Random pony: Well I guess, I'll just go to your sister then, bye

P Luna: Oh cool, I have ponies who love me, okay here you go

P. Celestia: Luna what the hey are you doing?

P. Luna: Whatever I want, duh.

P. Celestia: Okay look that pony completely disrespected me when I refused to resurrect her husband.

P. Luna: Oh I am so sorry, you are right he should totally stay dead.

P. Celestia: You are a terrible and selfish person, thereofore I should punish you by making you immortal.

Pony: What the hay? Okay, I just going to start a rebellion against you, see ya. Hey everypony God's made me immortal. I bet that's totally unfair and everything

Everypony: She is completely right. Lets go get them.

P. Luna: Well I am just going to kill you all, and now I am going to destroy the moon.

P. Celestia Oh for Faust sake. There, the husband is now cursed to be resurrected forever, also not all the ponies are dead