So a MLPF moderator walks into a bar.
"Good evening," says the bartender. The mod walks to the counter tiredly and sits down.
The bartender looks at the tired mod. "Sir, you sure look like you need a drink."
The mod nods his ahead in agreement.
The bartender smiles. "Well, what can I get you? Beer? Vodka? A nice cocktail?"
"No, I don't want any of those," responds the mod .
"What do you want then?" Asks the bartender.
The mod looks at the bartender in the eye and says, "I want something with zero alcohol."