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Gun Metal Zebra

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  1. I bought lottery tickets a few times when I was younger. I stopped buying them after I found out what the odds of winning were.
  2. When I was younger, I grew a full beard, and it made me look older than I was. Women old enough to be my mother sometimes ended up hitting on me as a result. I ended up shaving it off afterward, and never dealt with that again, for the most part.
  3. I figure that the house always wins, so I avoid gambling.
  4. Why the hell can’t I buy a replica of the Liberty Bell at Taco Bell?
  5. Gun Metal Zebra

    mega thread Last Poster Wins

    Win what? I don’t see any prizes.
  6. Gun Metal Zebra

    mega thread Last Poster Wins

    Angry noises? In the library?
  7. You get a Nickelback album. *Inserts an old Soviet ruble.*
  8. That’s definitely good to know. My union isn’t without fault, but higher wages (compared to similar non-union jobs)and a lack of “at will” employment (someone in my workplace can only be terminated with probable cause after passing the probationary period) are nice.
  9. Gun Metal Zebra

    mega thread Last Poster Wins

    I waited a long time to make you think you won.
  10. Have you ever wondered if somewhere out there, someone is blasting cow turds with shotgun slugs?
  11. I purchased a few things: Groceries. Cat treats. Cashews. 300 rounds of 9X19mm ammunition. 100 rounds of 5.56X45mm ammunition. Shooting targets.
  12. Banned for continuing to celebrate Nightmare Night today.
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