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Hello....

 

I was just sitting in lunch at my highschool for the first time this year feeling freaked the fuck out because people whispering and staring and saying things then laughing. A senior rolled over and sat down I was thinking (time to fight) Becasue I was fed all this bs about how all the seniors want to beat up freshman. Well where I went none of that happened. Anyway she was a girl and she tried to get me to talk and because of my shyness I wouldn't so she just sat there rambling while I looked at the floor. And the last thing she said to me before she left was that she was a lesbian. Not that strange but first lesbian I know.

 

My current best friend who I am gonna lose sadly I met on the bus I took which I also took a lot of time to talk to people. 4 months into the first semester he sat with me and asked my name and I stayed quiet. He was talking again basically to himself. Right before I got off at my stop he named like 7 different genres of... anime porn. Like hentai yuri yauwi. Sorry dont know how to spell them and dont care enough to search up how. Anyway I got off and thought to give him a shot because he was different then the rest. Later figured out we have a lot of the shame fears disabilities and a lot of other stuff in common.

 

So what was the weirdest things your friend told you?

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"Tom, you're a fruit salad–why the fuck aren't you gay?" - Summary of All My Friends, 2014

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the weirdest thing my friend told me was that he is bi-sexual while I was in his room while he had his shirt off I assumed he was kiddin because he had a girlfriend


Nothing they said Nothing..............YET! I told one of my friends that i watch mlp all he did was laughing 

If they do not respect who you are they are not your friends if my friend insulted me for being a Brony I would avoid him make him feel like I don't exist anymore after what he said until he finds some way to apologize 


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the weirdest thing my friend told me was that he is bi-sexual while I was in his room while he had his shirt off I assumed he was kiddin because he had a girlfriend

If they do not respect who you are they are not your friends if my friend insulted me for being a Brony I would avoid him make him feel like I don't exist anymore after what he said until he finds some way to apologize 

actually in where am from NO ONE care about what you watch do or believe, and as a side note: he laughed and i laughed so it wasn't such a mess

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actually in where am from NO ONE care about what you watch do or believe, and as a side note: he laughed and i laughed so it wasn't such a mess

might I ask where is such a place because where I went to school everypony was a Brony I had not seen so many Bronies in my life 


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might I ask where is such a place because where I went to school everypony was a Brony I had not seen so many Bronies in my life 

The name tells you that's all i can say, you guess use you're brain have fun!

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The name tells you that's all i can say, you guess use you're brain have fun!

Ну, хорошо, благодаря Я думаю,  :okiedokielokie:  well then see ya later mate (This doesnt translate to that)


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Ну, хорошо, благодаря Я думаю,  :okiedokielokie:  well then see ya later mate (This doesnt translate to that)

Let me guess labeled me as a terrorist? It's ok i have heard worse and seen worse

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Let me guess labeled me as a terrorist? It's ok i have heard worse and seen worse

what no I didnt I just like typing in other languages im not an asshole here, "Ну, хорошо, благодаря Я думаю" translates to "Alright then thanks I guess" 

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Pulling all-nighters sometimes have... adverse effects on me and my friends.

 

Me: "What kind of sauce do you want for your pancakes?"

Friend: "...Clefairy."

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I'm not sure if I can post this, but meh, weirdest thing at the time.

 

I was in year for in primary school, so I was like 8-9 at the time, and in the computer room my friend just randomly went to me and said.

"A dildo is what a woman uses to masturbate." I was just WTFing the whole time and I told the teacher, who then told me off for it.

There's been other stuff he said to me too, but that's the only one I really still remember.

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My friend turns to me in a 9th grade class and cries, "I'MMM ITCHY."

 

I ask her, "Scratch it?"

 

And she whispers, "I can't. I shaved down there."

 

and i was just like, "oh"

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Rainbow Dash is love...Rainbow Dash is life..

 

http://youtu.be/tiNV9r34eac


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"What are you trying to accomplish, putting yourselves in danger like that? Trying to see "justice" done? Is that really justice, though? Aren't you just doing this because you want a little spice in your boring lives? What's the difference between that and a criminal who gets his kicks by murdering people?You see what I'm getting at? There's still a lot of time left. Give it some thought."


If you can read this and have a problem with me...take it up with my lawyer

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I was expecting a song and at 1:40 or close to there things just got weird....I did not finish the video.

then you havent seen the original video i made a spoof of 

 


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"What are you trying to accomplish, putting yourselves in danger like that? Trying to see "justice" done? Is that really justice, though? Aren't you just doing this because you want a little spice in your boring lives? What's the difference between that and a criminal who gets his kicks by murdering people?You see what I'm getting at? There's still a lot of time left. Give it some thought."


If you can read this and have a problem with me...take it up with my lawyer

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Rainbow Dash is love...Rainbow Dash is life..

 

Wow. That was astonishingly beautiful,yet terrifying all at he same time. 

 

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Currently still undergoing maintenance. Yes, i can do that, im a program, silly.

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Wow. That was astonishingly beautiful,yet terrifying all at he same time. 

 

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oh just imagine this one :P

 


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"What are you trying to accomplish, putting yourselves in danger like that? Trying to see "justice" done? Is that really justice, though? Aren't you just doing this because you want a little spice in your boring lives? What's the difference between that and a criminal who gets his kicks by murdering people?You see what I'm getting at? There's still a lot of time left. Give it some thought."


If you can read this and have a problem with me...take it up with my lawyer

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@,*my face right now*

 

 

181317%20-%20AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

 

Nothing says you love a character more than letting them fill....you up with...animals.

*tries to comprehend the statement just made*

 

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sig-27460.i2QLbt3.jpgOatmeal, are you crazy?!

 

"Silly, you are already under my control."- Pinkie Pie
Signature made by me, because resistance truly is futile, silly.

Currently still undergoing maintenance. Yes, i can do that, im a program, silly.

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@,*my face right now*

 

 

181317%20-%20AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

 

Nothing says you love a character more than letting them fill....you up with...animals.

*tries to comprehend the statement just made*

 

 253190__UNOPT__safe_twilight-sparkle_ani

 

 

Master Pinkamena knew i was making these did she not?


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"What are you trying to accomplish, putting yourselves in danger like that? Trying to see "justice" done? Is that really justice, though? Aren't you just doing this because you want a little spice in your boring lives? What's the difference between that and a criminal who gets his kicks by murdering people?You see what I'm getting at? There's still a lot of time left. Give it some thought."


If you can read this and have a problem with me...take it up with my lawyer

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Master Pinkamena knew i was making these did she not?

I had no idea you were actually serious :blink:  

 

They are hilarious yet disturbing! :lol:  


sig-27460.i2QLbt3.jpgOatmeal, are you crazy?!

 

"Silly, you are already under my control."- Pinkie Pie
Signature made by me, because resistance truly is futile, silly.

Currently still undergoing maintenance. Yes, i can do that, im a program, silly.

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I had no idea you were actually serious :blink:  

 

They are hilarious yet disturbing! :lol:  

 

well i was determined to make something funny


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"What are you trying to accomplish, putting yourselves in danger like that? Trying to see "justice" done? Is that really justice, though? Aren't you just doing this because you want a little spice in your boring lives? What's the difference between that and a criminal who gets his kicks by murdering people?You see what I'm getting at? There's still a lot of time left. Give it some thought."


If you can read this and have a problem with me...take it up with my lawyer

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well i was determined to make something funny

Well you did,tho id say you took the 'wtf did i just hear' meter up to 11 lol


sig-27460.i2QLbt3.jpgOatmeal, are you crazy?!

 

"Silly, you are already under my control."- Pinkie Pie
Signature made by me, because resistance truly is futile, silly.

Currently still undergoing maintenance. Yes, i can do that, im a program, silly.

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Well you did,tho id say you took the 'wtf did i just hear' meter up 11

 

hahaha better than the original


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"What are you trying to accomplish, putting yourselves in danger like that? Trying to see "justice" done? Is that really justice, though? Aren't you just doing this because you want a little spice in your boring lives? What's the difference between that and a criminal who gets his kicks by murdering people?You see what I'm getting at? There's still a lot of time left. Give it some thought."


If you can read this and have a problem with me...take it up with my lawyer

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