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[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

118

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119!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

120

Not nearly as scary as I am, more along the lines of this:

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Shodan is FAR scarier then glados. Now I'm not saying glados isn't scary, but you've never seen Shodan; just trust me on this one, she's FAR more dangerous.

 

121! 

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

122

Doesn't know who Shodan is...

But, the things that have happened...HORRIFYING

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

This is Shodan

 

123!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

124

Yea-Yeah, I got that, but I actually know who GLaDOS is...

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In my talons, I shape clay, crafting life forms as I please. If I wish, I can smash it all. Around me is a burgeoning empire of steel. From my throne room, lines of power careen into the skies of Earth. My whims will become lightning bolts that raze the mounds of humanity. Out of the chaos, they will run and whimper, praying for me to end their tedious anarchy. I am drunk with this vision. God: the title suits me well.

     -Shodan

 

125!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

"Go ahead and grab another one."

                                            -GLaDOS

126

 

TRIPLE TRIPLE TRIPLE

DETHRONE

MAKE US A FREAKOUT NOW...

WITH RESPONSES

Please

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

We'll get more then a triple dethrone...

 

127!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

128

Here, have a cookie for your troubles!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I can't wait for that freakout though. If 42 doesn't do I'll have a brain aneurysm from shear disappointment.

 

129!

Edited December 19, 2014 by Stormgiggle

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

130

But...do you want the cookie?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Not at the moment, no.

 

131!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

132

Well, what do you want?

 

I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE

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I want entropy, chaos, and destruction. But not a cookie. Thank you for the offer though! 

133!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

134

"I can't find any "entropy, chaos, and destruction", would you like me to look it up for you?"

                                                                                                                                 -Siri

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It makes sense that a soulless machine such as yourself would be friends with the demon Siri.

 

135!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

136

Actually, I use a Samsung Galaxy S5...

 

Wait, does that help?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Pfft, phones. I use divination magic and sending spells. 

 

137!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

138

...So do you want the entropy, chaos, and destruction for here or to go?

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I want them here, there, everywhere! 

 

139!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

140

...Did you eat Dr. Seuss?

 

OR DID YOU DEVOUR HIS SOUL?!

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I don't devour souls! I use them as power sources for my magical technology and my foul, shadowy creatures. 

 

141!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

142

I can...uhhh

C'mon Punic think, think!

Uhhh...

 

I got nothing