Count to 42 Before 42, Dovashy or (sometimes) Stormgiggle, or Sir Hugs posts

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I was going to edit my previous post, but since you just kept on going and going, I might as well make a new post because you'll probably all miss the last one changing now. So, have my super post in addition to a count reset!

 

So... When I logged on and screenshot this post, it looked like this. (By the way, well done on the 42 x2. That might entitle you to a bonus of some sort)

Then when I made this post, it looked like this:

Why do you post so much when I'm in the middle of preparing my long, entertaining post? Do you really think you can get in a second dethrone while I'm out replying to others' messages?

 

Statistics:

 

Single dethrones: 4
Double dethrones: 1
Triple dethrones: 0
Quadruple dethrones: 1
Quintuple dethrones: 0
Sextuple dethrones: 0
Septuple dethrones: 1
Total dethrones: 7

 

 

Responses to choice comments:

 

Hahahaha *gasps and sighs* Naive Dovashy. When it comes to this counting game, you need to worry about everything. As we can dethrone you and 42 a large number of times, given the chance.

 

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Oh... Umm... Uhh... WITTY_RESPONSE_GENERATOR.exe HAS ENCOUNTERED A PROBLEM AND NEEDS TO CLOSE. WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE.

 

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I bet it's part of 42's plan to prevent us from dethroning him.

[Note: 'it's' refers to Dovashy being up at an abnormal time]

Dova already answered this, but I'll just repeat the answer so you know it's definitely true. Yes, it was part of my anti-dethrone plan.

 

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Am I the only one who realizes that Dova is only posting because we're provoking him?

Actually, I'm pretty sure he- Oh, wait, the next quote answers that! Have a look at that one:

 

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Lol, no, no He just does it. 

Yeah, that.

 

Oh, maybe not, then. Sorry about that, Dova.

 

Dova has protected FortyTwo's Lair.

This one hasn't been thwarted for 2 days!

 

Darn, it'd be nice if my Fridays weren't as busy! 

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Yes, well done, Dova! This is the sixth quote I've replied to, and they're still only up to 2!

 

I hope you're enjoying your time with us. Sooner or later, even a mortal like yourself needs rest, Dovashy.

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Whatever gave you impression that we're mortals? The Dovashy Forty Second Company... I mean, The Anti-Dethroning Committee is run by gods! We need no sleep! We... just get exceptionally busy around the times you think we're sleeping!

 

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I'm guessing you thought he was in the same time zone as you, Sadist? That's okay; I didn't know he was from New Zealand at first either

This is news to me as well! Let's defeat them, my living-in-New-Zealand friend!

 

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I think FortyTwo is in a similar timezone too, which makes things easier! 

AWST, actually. To me, it's 12:24 when I made this post. Wait, what am I doing?! Why did I just give the enemy vital information?!

 

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Meh, either way. I haven't seen Dovashy on in a bit so I think we are good to do a dethrone if everypony is up for it.

Anything I can say to dissuade you from doing that?

 

I'm in speed mode now. We need to get in at least 1 dethrone for today! And I must be off soon!

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'Speed mode'... You have no idea how much I fear such words...

 

42,

There we go. We've got another victory, it's too bad I can't hang around anymore to annihilate you so.

The Earth Lair has lasted a while, but we've completely destroyed you and your Golem. Twas no match for our might, with vice Lieutenant Sadist on our side, we destroyed you..

Until next time though, you will not succeed.

NOOOOOOOOOOO... Oh, wait, I'm supposed to reserve freakouts for triple dethrones or greater. Sorry. Anyway, I hope I can get a refund on that Golem... They promised it would perform much better than that... ARGH! Why do all my final boss suppliers sell me such weak final bosses?!

 

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Dova is reading this. :okiedokielokie:

It's so fun to create paranoia in this manner. I should read this topic more often!

 

Can I make the new lair, Forty Two? I will make it indestructible. 

Certainly! I look forward to seeing what ideas you can come up with! We should probably collaborate on lair design more often.

 

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Don't worry. It is highly unlikely that 42 will be dethroned. I mean without Crimson with us, we cannot get far.

Yes, you are hopeless without your leader! Falter in the face of my [uNDEFINED] lair! Muahahahaha!

 

Oh, well it looks like you're in luck. 

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Damn it!

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[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

7 losses. That is music to my ears.

At least I can sleep well tonight knowing that.

 

Very well then. And so it begins again.

 

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3!!

[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

And so we're at 4 now,

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[Dovashy 1,734]

The lair is that of the headquarters of the Forty Second Dovashy Company. Surrounded by a wooden palisade with four adjoining watchtowers and one main gate way defended by two more watchtowers. Boiling oil stands guard over the gate which is reinforced by a portcullis. Within the complex are forty two thousand loyal soldiers armed to the teeth, and trained in numerous arts of fighting. To destroy this complex you must destroy the Palace of Dova and Forty in the towns centre. Good Luck.

 

- Would be more extravagant if I was at a PC.

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[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

Fortytwo thousand soldiers. Hm.. 

This one had better live up to its name. I sure hope they're not toy soldiers like that desert lair.

We march, but for now it's a tactical retreat.

 

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Edited August 16, 2014 by The Crimson Cross

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[The Crimson Cross 7,533]

And so it begins...

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Alright. I'd best be heading off for a short while. I shan't be long! 

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12!!

Edited August 16, 2014 by SparklingSwirls