Ask Zecora!

[PaganPony 92]

(Pretty sure Zecora hasn't been done yet. Here goes nothing!)

 

Hello to bronies everywhere!

Ask me a question, for this thread is quite bare!

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Alright, I'll bite.

 

Weirdest potion that you've created?

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Y u no be in more episodes?

[L-PinkVsD-Pink327 177]

So, why did you leave your homeland? Was there a famine or something?

 

Also, why do you rhyme?

 

(Hats off to you Paganpony, taking up the extra challenge of answering our questions in rhyme ^^ Good luck!)

[PaganPony 92]

Alright, I'll bite.

 

Weirdest potion that you've created?

 

It's been a long while, but if memory serves...

I recall a strong potion that calmed demons' nerves!

 

Y u no be in more episodes?

 

Zecora enjoys merrymaking occasionally...

But in the forest at home, very busy is she!

 

So, why did you leave your homeland? Was there a famine or something?

 

Also, why do you rhyme?

 

(Hats off to you Paganpony, taking up the extra challenge of answering our questions in rhyme ^^ Good luck!)

 

Zecora's homeland is still strong, not weak.

I travelled far off, for adventure I seek!

 

While I could speak plainly, I'll explain why I do not...

A mind is made sharp when one rhymes on the spot!

 

(Thanks! *wipes away sweat* @-@ Hahaha.)

 

(I'm home from school, hooray! Ask away. :'D Wow. That rhyme was totally incidental.)

Edited March 26, 2012 by PaganPony

[Apollo 297]

Epic rap battles of history.

Zecora

vs.

?

 

(Who would you like to have a rap battle against?)

[PaganPony 92]

Epic rap battles of history.

Zecora

vs.

?

 

(Who would you like to have a rap battle against?)

 

Why this hasn't been done yet, there is no excuse!

Who else might I battle but dear Dr. Seuss?

[L-PinkVsD-Pink327 177]

So Zecora, how are you talking to us through teh internetz?

[PaganPony 92]

So Zecora, how are you talking to us through teh internetz?

 

I am old fashioned, but not unadvanced.

You will often find me at my computer, entranced.

 

...Though there are some things at which I wish I would never have glanced.

Edited March 26, 2012 by PaganPony

[Zalgo 593]

What would those things be...?

 

If you can't answer that, why is the sky blue?

[PaganPony 92]

What would those things be...?

 

If you can't answer that, why is the sky blue?

 

It wouldn't be wise to repeat what I've seen.

But I can assure you, it was not very clean. :S

 

Who is to say why the sky is blue?

Nature decides; that's what I know to be true.

Edited March 26, 2012 by PaganPony

[Senor Citizen 516]

Science isn't about why, it's about why NOT? Do you agree?

[PaganPony 92]

Science isn't about why, it's about why NOT? Do you agree?

 

Indeed, it is true, it is not about why!

If you disagree, "pack your things, parking lot, car, goodbye!!!"

 

(Cave Johnson FTW.)

[Groo 252]

How does one speak in Rhyme as good as yourself?

[PaganPony 92]

How does one speak in Rhyme as good as yourself?

 

Many years of practice, dear Groo.

Perhaps even you could pick it up too~

[Philomena 66]

What's your favorite song in MLP:FIM?

[PaganPony 92]

What's your favorite song in MLP:FIM?

 

Although it was silly and sung out of fear...

"Evil Enchantress" makes me grin ear to ear.

[jacod1 4]

lemme see what i want to know, in equestria are zebras all alchemists or are you one of a kind?

[PaganPony 92]

lemme see what i want to know, in equestria are zebras all alchemists or are you one of a kind?

 

My craft is an art for all to seek...

But one must learn and practice to harness its mystique!

[WildCard 1,037]

Do you have a potion that heals wings of pegasi,

mine hurts after I'd hit a tree

[PaganPony 92]

Do you have a potion that heals wings of pegasi,

mine hurts after I'd hit a tree

 

Oh you poor pony, I have just the thing.

This potion will surely repair your hurt wing!

A mixture of honey and firefly tears...

Will work its sweet magic till your wound disappears!

Edited March 27, 2012 by PaganPony

[Big Bill Hell 123]

 nothing to see here, folks.

Edited December 24, 2015 by Big Bill Hell

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

zecora.

in that one episode were you 1st meet twilight whould you have hurt her. you said your patients was at an end.

Edited May 26, 2012 by Prince_Morningstar

[Mysterypony92 581]

What would you do if i messed up your potions?