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Alright, I'll bite.

 

Weirdest potion that you've created?

 

It's been a long while, but if memory serves...

I recall a strong potion that calmed demons' nerves!

 

Y u no be in more episodes?

 

Zecora enjoys merrymaking occasionally...

But in the forest at home, very busy is she!

 

So, why did you leave your homeland? Was there a famine or something?

 

Also, why do you rhyme?

 

(Hats off to you Paganpony, taking up the extra challenge of answering our questions in rhyme ^^ Good luck!)

 

Zecora's homeland is still strong, not weak.

I travelled far off, for adventure I seek!

 

While I could speak plainly, I'll explain why I do not...

A mind is made sharp when one rhymes on the spot! ;)

 

(Thanks! *wipes away sweat* @-@ Hahaha.)

 

(I'm home from school, hooray! Ask away. :'D Wow. That rhyme was totally incidental.)

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Epic rap battles of history.

Zecora

vs.

?

 

(Who would you like to have a rap battle against?)

 

Why this hasn't been done yet, there is no excuse!

Who else might I battle but dear Dr. Seuss? ^_^

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So Zecora, how are you talking to us through teh internetz?

 

I am old fashioned, but not unadvanced.

You will often find me at my computer, entranced.

 

...Though there are some things at which I wish I would never have glanced.

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What would those things be...?

 

If you can't answer that, why is the sky blue?

 

It wouldn't be wise to repeat what I've seen.

But I can assure you, it was not very clean. :S

 

Who is to say why the sky is blue?

Nature decides; that's what I know to be true. :)

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Science isn't about why, it's about why NOT? Do you agree?

 

Indeed, it is true, it is not about why!

If you disagree, "pack your things, parking lot, car, goodbye!!!"

 

(Cave Johnson FTW.)

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lemme see what i want to know, in equestria are zebras all alchemists or are you one of a kind?

 

My craft is an art for all to seek...

But one must learn and practice to harness its mystique!

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Do you have a potion that heals wings of pegasi,

mine hurts after I'd hit a tree :(

 

Oh you poor pony, I have just the thing.

This potion will surely repair your hurt wing!

A mixture of honey and firefly tears...

Will work its sweet magic till your wound disappears!

;)

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