Ask Celestia

[Apollo 297]

Meh, why not. Its time for ASK CELESTIA!!

Why? Because I felt like it, thats why.

LET US BEGIN THE QUESTIONS!!!

[HanPolo 150]

Dear Princess Celestia...

 

Exactly how guilty do you feel about sending your sister to the moon for 1000 years?

 

-Your faithful student, HanPolo.

[Apollo 297]

Dear Princess Celestia...

 

Exactly how guilty do you feel about sending your sister to the moon for 1000 years?

 

-Your faithful student, HanPolo.

 

Not guilty at all!

[super*specialSTAR 19]

Out of all of the pun-like jokes on your name, which one is your favorite? (Trollestia, etc.)

[Apollo 297]

Out of all of the pun-like jokes on your name, which one is your favorite? (Trollestia, etc.)

 

I dont really like any of them, but if I had to choose. It would be Trollestia.

[Electrobolt 2,068]

What is your opinion on mmmmmmmmmBananas?

[Apollo 297]

What is your opinion on mmmmmmmmmBananas?

 

I dont understand that Meme. Why do other ponies think I have an obsession with bananas?

[Toothless the Night Fury 260]

Why do you like banishing ponies to the moon?

 

- Toothless

[SparkCloud 2]

Celestia why did you say,

 

"My wings are so pretty!"

 

In a TV advertisement? It doesn't sound like you...

Edited February 3, 2012 by SparkCloud

[Prince Lightning Da Cute 616]

Who's your relatives?

[L-PinkVsD-Pink327 177]

Ah, your the sadistic dictator Celestia, I'll be sure to remember that for something later

 

What exactly do you do to Twilights friendship reports?

 

I would personnaly use it as cannon fodder. It works best when the writer actually expected you to care about their work ^^

[Lunatic 1,185]

hey tia.

 

why do you always act like your our mother?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Hey, hey celestia! Hey hey! I have a qwestion! wat iz the # 34?

[ffffff 50]

Is 42 really the ultimate answer?

[Yellow Diamond 7,564]

Can you create a rock so large that even you cannot lift it?

[Shadow Stallion 435]

What happens if a unicorn and a pegaus make a baby,

and it comes out as an alicorn?

 

Would it be crowned as royalty, or would it be just another baby?

 

Or would it receive the death penalty for blasphemy?

[Apollo 297]

Why do you like banishing ponies to the moon?

 

- Toothless

 

*Thinks* I dont know the answer to that, so Im going to send you, TO THE MOOOOOONN!!!

Celestia why did you say,

 

"My wings are so pretty!"

 

In a TV advertisement? It doesn't sound like you...

 

DO YOU DOUBT THE PRETTYNESS OF MY WINGS BIT**!!??

Who's your relatives?

 

There is my little sister Luna, and my son Apollo, and my bratty little nephew Blueblood whom I sent to the moon.

Ah, your the sadistic dictator Celestia, I'll be sure to remember that for something later

 

What exactly do you do to Twilights friendship reports?

 

I would personnaly use it as cannon fodder. It works best when the writer actually expected you to care about their work ^^

 

They make excellent firewood!

hey tia.

 

why do you always act like your our mother?

 

Because I've always wanted a child!

Hey, hey celestia! Hey hey! I have a qwestion! wat iz the # 34?

 

PORN!

Is 42 really the ultimate answer?

 

Yes.

Can you create a rock so large that even you cannot lift it?

 

What happens if a unicorn and a pegaus make a baby,

and it comes out as an alicorn?

 

Would it be crowned as royalty, or would it be just another baby?

 

Or would it receive the death penalty for blasphemy?

 

What do you think I eat for dinner on my birthdays?

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Will you marry me? ᴰᵒ ᶦᵗ ᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᶦᵉ⋅

[SparkCloud 2]

Why not send ponies tothe sun? Or Pluto? I've heard both are great this time of year!

[Zalgo 593]

Why not send ponies tothe sun? Or Pluto? I've heard both are great this time of year!

 

What about saturn? With it's beautiful rings!

[SparkCloud 2]

 

What about saturn? With it's beautiful rings!

 

True, or, Earth, with it's lovely human population!

[Zalgo 593]

 

 

True, or, Earth, with it's lovely human population!

 

Or mars with it's.... Lovely... Martians.... Uh....

 

[SparkCloud 2]

They arw quite... Um... Lovely PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

[Lunatic 1,185]

how would thy react if we did this?

 

[Apollo 297]

Will you marry me? ᴰᵒ ᶦᵗ ᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᶦᵉ⋅

 

Only if you accept these terms.