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Dear Princess Celestia...

 

Exactly how guilty do you feel about sending your sister to the moon for 1000 years?

 

-Your faithful student, HanPolo.

 

Not guilty at all!

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Out of all of the pun-like jokes on your name, which one is your favorite? (Trollestia, etc.)

 

I dont really like any of them, but if I had to choose. It would be Trollestia.

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Ah, your the sadistic dictator Celestia, I'll be sure to remember that for something later ;)

 

What exactly do you do to Twilights friendship reports?

 

I would personnaly use it as cannon fodder. It works best when the writer actually expected you to care about their work ^^

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Can you create a rock so large that even you cannot lift it?

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Why do you like banishing ponies to the moon?

 

- Toothless

 

*Thinks* I dont know the answer to that, so Im going to send you, TO THE MOOOOOONN!!!

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Celestia why did you say,

 

"My wings are so pretty!"

 

In a TV advertisement? It doesn't sound like you...

 

DO YOU DOUBT THE PRETTYNESS OF MY WINGS BIT**!!??

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Who's your relatives?

 

There is my little sister Luna, and my son Apollo, and my bratty little nephew Blueblood whom I sent to the moon.

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Ah, your the sadistic dictator Celestia, I'll be sure to remember that for something later ;)

 

What exactly do you do to Twilights friendship reports?

 

I would personnaly use it as cannon fodder. It works best when the writer actually expected you to care about their work ^^

 

They make excellent firewood!

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hey tia.

 

why do you always act like your our mother?

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Because I've always wanted a child!

Hey, hey celestia! Hey hey! I have a qwestion! wat iz the # 34?

 

PORN!

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Is 42 really the ultimate answer?

 

Yes.

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Can you create a rock so large that even you cannot lift it?

 

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What happens if a unicorn and a pegaus make a baby,

and it comes out as an alicorn?

 

Would it be crowned as royalty, or would it be just another baby?

 

Or would it receive the death penalty for blasphemy?

 

What do you think I eat for dinner on my birthdays?

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Why not send ponies tothe sun? Or Pluto? I've heard both are great this time of year!

 

What about saturn? With it's beautiful rings!
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