Ask Celestia

[Philomena 66]

There something wrong with Twilight. You better check on her.

[Lunatic 1,185]

Sorry, but it is your turn dear sister.

 

.... ok.... my body is ready...

[Apollo 297]

.... ok.... my body is ready...

 

[Philomena 66]

How do you feel like when some alicorn has greater fame than you? Here it is

[S.M.S. 8]

There something wrong with Twilight. You better check on her.

 

me: twilight are yo...?

 

twilight: finally!!! i get to be his master!!!

 

me: who

 

twilight: discord of course! *evil smile*

 

me: oh... no! THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

 

twilight: *evil laugh*

 

me: i must warn the princess!!!

 

twilight: no you dont!!! *puts magical grip on me*

 

me: oh no!!

 

twilight: *evil laugh*

 

to be continoued...

[Lunatic 1,185]

revenge... u mad?

[Apollo 297]

revenge... u mad?

 

*Celestia pokes your plot with her horn.*

[Mephala 2,633]

Celestia, y u no let Luna go anywhere? D:

[L-PinkVsD-Pink327 177]

Would you kindly stop shooting solar flares at my ships? It's forcing me to manufacture more flux shield coolant.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

do you have a evil clone of yourself?

[Philomena 66]

[JappleackWithApples 34]

before you die what would be your last words?

[Apollo 297]

before you die what would be your last words?

 

Luna is and forever will be my bitch.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

what would you do if luna dies?

[Apollo 297]

what would you do if luna dies?

 

Necrophelia.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

Necrophelia.

 

what is that?

[ThePlantsOfDistraction 56]

Care for a smoke?

[Apollo 297]

what is that?

 

Sex with the dead.

Care for a smoke?

 

No thank you.

[Senor Citizen 516]

It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP.

[Apollo 297]

It has been reported that some victims of torture, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Senor Citizen 516]

Oh. Jeez.

 

Can I get a net, a taser and a straitjacket over here? I mean now?

[Apollo 297]

Oh. Jeez.

 

Can I get a net, a taser and a straitjacket over here? I mean now?

 

*Celestia stabs you with her horn*

[Victoria and Co. 782]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

I want my $20.

 

Your Faithful Stalker,

-Slenderman

[JappleackWithApples 34]

sex with the dead? thats sorta... creepy...you really go that far?

[Apollo 297]

sex with the dead? thats sorta... creepy...you really go that far?

 

Why wouldn't I?