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Bronies are Chick Magnets!


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Yes.

It is true.

It is scientifically proven that when a male watches and enjoys the show My Little Pony Friendship is Magic he automatically is 10x more attractive than the average guy.

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SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE (that I don't feel like explaining to you) proves this!

I swear to God that I'm not lying (i really am).

Please feel free to share your thoughts.

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HAHAHA!

Lolno


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Imagine if you will being on your death bed – And standing around your bed – the ghosts of the ideas, the dreams, the abilities, the talents given to you by life.

And that you for whatever reason, you never acted on those ideas, you never pursued that dream, you never used those talents, we never saw your leadership, you never used your voice, you never wrote that book.

And there they are standing around your bed looking at you with large angry eyes saying "We came to you, and only you could have given us life! But now. We must die with you FOREVER!

The question is – if you die today, what ideas, what dreams, what abilities, what talents, what gifts, would die with you?

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>This thread

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Imagine if you will being on your death bed – And standing around your bed – the ghosts of the ideas, the dreams, the abilities, the talents given to you by life.

And that you for whatever reason, you never acted on those ideas, you never pursued that dream, you never used those talents, we never saw your leadership, you never used your voice, you never wrote that book.

And there they are standing around your bed looking at you with large angry eyes saying "We came to you, and only you could have given us life! But now. We must die with you FOREVER!

The question is – if you die today, what ideas, what dreams, what abilities, what talents, what gifts, would die with you?

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But if the guy is naturally ugly (nose, ears, lips, etc, hair loss), how watching Ponies would make him sexy?   Unless he would find a same ugly girl who's also a MLP fan so for each other they would be a perfect match.


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Many wonder why bronies have such amazing success at picking up chicks. There is one, simple answer.

 

fedoras, mlady.


I only love you platonically.

As in plate tectonics.

As in two bodies sliding against each other.

<3

-Makusu

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Many wonder why bronies have such amazing success at picking up chicks. There is one, simple answer.

 

fedoras, mlady.

>Picking up chicks

>Fedoras

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Imagine if you will being on your death bed – And standing around your bed – the ghosts of the ideas, the dreams, the abilities, the talents given to you by life.

And that you for whatever reason, you never acted on those ideas, you never pursued that dream, you never used those talents, we never saw your leadership, you never used your voice, you never wrote that book.

And there they are standing around your bed looking at you with large angry eyes saying "We came to you, and only you could have given us life! But now. We must die with you FOREVER!

The question is – if you die today, what ideas, what dreams, what abilities, what talents, what gifts, would die with you?

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>Picking up chicks

>Fedoras

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>IMPLYING THATS NOT THE JOKE I WAS TRYING TO MAKE

JESUS CHRIST GET ON MY LEVEL


I only love you platonically.

As in plate tectonics.

As in two bodies sliding against each other.

<3

-Makusu

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It's scientifically proven that men who are into some stereotypical things for the opposite sex are more attractive to a good amount of   ladies, Sensible men are a good example, so, bronies being attractive to women is not surprising to me (Unless they are those shallow jerk lovers  >_> , well, not that I'm attracted to those anyway  :lol: )


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What if a girl likes MLP?


Have the courage to think and act on your own. And have the courage to disobey.

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they're automatically wife-worthy

Ah, lovely.


Have the courage to think and act on your own. And have the courage to disobey.

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