Dumbest things you've heard/seen.

[Steel Accord 6,660]

One time I was in history class and one of my peers asked. "Did they have sex back then?"

 

I could feel my brain cringing.

 

"No! The human species stopped procreating during the freaking 14th century!"

[Duster Dawnhorse 248]

One of my coworkers at my old job was not the brightest crayon in the box. Aside from selling her car to her boyfriend who had his license taken away for two DUIs, she never changed the name on the title so she whined she couldn't get to work because her car got impounded. Because aforementioned DUI boyfriend got pulled over for speeding.

 

Her crowning moment of stupid was during our lunch break when we were just hanging around. She's eating some take-out Chinese and suddenly she looks up at me with a look of sheer horror. She then asks me, all all seriousness...

 

"Does beef come from pigs?!"

 

I laughed. I thought she was kidding. She wasn't. Later she gave me one of her lunches with a label "BBQ PORK RIBS" because she didn't know pork came from pigs. I don't know how people like that survive.

 

 

EDIT: Oh, and as a seasoned museum-goer.

Dear idiot teenagers at museums,

 

Stop going to every display and going "OMG IS THAT REAL." It's a bleeping museum. They did not hand craft pinned butterflies to mess with your sense of reality. And asking that question fifty times does not make it less stupid.

 

No love,

Museum nerd

Edited March 20, 2015 by Duster Dawnhorse

[Tom Snyder 4,112]

Its stupid when people don't know how to hold a gun properly.

 

Edited March 20, 2015 by Candy Star

[Celtore 2,770]

I'm not going to post the link, but fox news calling Mr. Rogers "evil" because he told kids that they were special for being themselves. Because clearly growing kids in a social darwinist ecosystem would make the world a much better place rather than teaching them compassion and respect for one another and for themselves.