Ask Diamond Tiara

[Fractured 2,684]

???: His soul is still alive.

Great! Can it take me back to Ponyville?

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

Great! Can it take me back to Ponyville?

???: Souls don't work like that. He'll come back, don't you worry. He may seem different, but don't you worry, he's the same.

[Fractured 2,684]

???: Souls don't work like that. He'll come back, don't you worry. He may seem different, but don't you worry, he's the same.

What do I do in the meantime?! He left me stranded!

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

What do I do in the meantime?! He left me stranded!

???: Don't worry, it'll happen just about now.

Why look, it's starting.

 

*the Doctor starts reincarnating*

[Fractured 2,684]

???: Don't worry, it'll happen just about now.

Why look, it's starting.

 

*the Doctor starts reincarnating*

Ugh, always with the dramatics...

You could try to be a little nicer this time, Di.

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

Ugh, always with the dramatics...

You could try to be a little nicer this time, Di.

*is done reincarnating*

Hello there. Do you have a fez on you?

[Fractured 2,684]

*is done reincarnating*

Hello there. Do you have a fez on you?

Uh...No.

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

Uh...No.

Oh well, are there any hat shops around here that might sell them?

[Fractured 2,684]

Oh well, are there any hat shops around here that might sell them?

Yeah, there should b one three blocks from Twilight's Library.

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

Yeah, there should b one three blocks from Twilight's Library.

Kay, I shall go there.

*at the hat shop*

 

Hello, do you stock fezzes?

[Fractured 2,684]

Kay, I shall go there.

*at the hat shop*

 

Hello, do you stock fezzes?

Don't you dare!

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

Don't you dare!

Don't I dare what? I want a fez. Fezzes are cool.

[Fractured 2,684]

Don't I dare what? I want a fez. Fezzes are cool.

Fezzes are not cool! Fezzes have never been cool! Have you ever seen anybody wearing fezzes as a fashion statement?

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

Fezzes are not cool! Fezzes have never been cool! Have you ever seen anybody wearing fezzes as a fashion statement?

I have, remember Cheese Sandwhich?

[Fractured 2,684]

I have, remember Cheese Sandwhich?

But he's nuts!

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

But he's nuts!

Rarity's wearing a fez right now, look over there.

 

*points at Rarity wearing a fez*

[Fractured 2,684]

Rarity's wearing a fez right now, look over there.

 

*points at Rarity wearing a fez*

That's just a coincidence...

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

That's just a coincidence...

Rarity: But fezzes are in right now.

Doctor: See?

[Fractured 2,684]

Rarity: But fezzes are in right now.

Doctor: See?

...

*burns hat shop to the ground*

Nope.

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

...

*burns hat shop to the ground*

Nope.

Rarity, do you have a spare fez?

 

Rarity: Why yes I do.

 

*gives fez to doctor*

 

*doctor puts on fez*

 

Doctor: Let me remind you, it's been nine years.

[Fractured 2,684]

Rarity, do you have a spare fez?

 

Rarity: Why yes I do.

 

*gives fez to doctor*

 

*doctor puts on fez*

 

Doctor: Let me remind you, it's been nine years.

*whispers*

Should've left me back in Hell...

*out loud*

Okay, fine, Doctor, fezzes are cool. But you still can't wear one.

Edited December 6, 2014 by Shimmer5000

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

*whispers*

Should've left me back in Hell...

*out loud*

Okay, fine, Doctor, fezzes are cool. But you still can't wear one.

Oh come on, you don't know my fashion sense. Fine, I'll stop wearing a fez, but I'll never take off my bowtie.

[Fractured 2,684]

Oh come on, you don't know my fashion sense. Fine, I'll stop wearing a fez, but I'll never take off my bowtie.

I am strangely okay with that. Anyways, while we're here, there's a shop three blocks down that I need to go.

[The10thDoctorWhooves 76]

I am strangely okay with that. Anyways, while we're here, there's a shop three blocks down that I need to go.

Does it sell stetsons?

[Fractured 2,684]

Does it sell stetsons?

Uh... No. I need to get my tiara polished.