Ask Derpy Hooves!

[Twi Rubix 726]

So Derpy, do you go to the Grand Galloping Gala? And if so, what is the dress you wear?

[Guest]

Derpy, what do you think about the fourth wall?

[ZomBrony 347]

Do you like cupcakes?

 

Is teleporting fun? Painless? Tiring?

[Derpy.H 177]

Derpy, I just love you so much :3 Why must some people/ponies mistreat you so...?

 

 

I have a bunch of muffins if you would like me to bring you some

 

[Musical-Mettaur 41]

To Ms.Doo

 

Greetings, I am Mr.Iscariot. My question is thus; what really happened on Paradise Island? An entire squad of Teddy Bear Troopers doesn't just disappear off the face of the Earth. And they don't leave their gear behind either. The United Islands want your answer.

 

From, Mr.Iscariot

 

[[Yes, this is one of those silly questions. Quite silly, I can proudly say the most silly question I've ever asked. Except for asking "What's for dinner?" when I was just starting dinner. Well, this is based off of Naughty Bear, but give any answer. Or refuse to answer. Meh.]]

[Electrobolt 2,069]

Aww... Well don't worry Derpy... I know I already told you but I'll say it again: I love you :3 Would you like a few chocolate chip muffins? Those are my favorite!

[Derpy.H 177]

Would you ever object to a human living in Ponyville? Namely, me?

 

~Josh

 

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Thank you so much Derpy. I know that we will be great friends.

 

~Josh

[GThing64 11]

How do other ponies tell between you and Ditzy?

[WhiteLightning 339]

Do you like bees?

[DJ Cadence 58]

Derpy, Is it true that you got kicked off the series? MUFFENS

[S.M.S. 8]

can i have a muffin derpy?

 

p.s. i love you so much!

Edited April 11, 2012 by twider

[JappleackWithApples 34]

do you have a evil side?

[ZomBrony 347]

You give away muffins? I want one!

[sirgiggety 3]

you know there were tank guns that were called the derp cannon they were strong and big like you derp cannon awsome!

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

 

4th question WAS asked and answered. HERE!

 

I am very offended by this.

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

dear derpy,

 

have you ever had a staring contest

[Batbrony 16,056]

Derpy, why you so awesome? Is there anything more awesome than you?

[JappleackWithApples 34]

are there muffins in space?

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

on a scale of one to ten, how much do you love muffins

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Would it be okay if I stroked you mane? :3

[Staticthor Draconus 959]

have you ever not derped up something before

[Derpy.H 177]