Jokes

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A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender said, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve your kind here." So the string goes into the bathroom and ties himself up. Then he takes a knife and distresses his ends. He goes back to the bar. The bartender asks him, "Hey! Aren't you that same piece of string that was here a few seconds ago?"

 

The string replies, "No. I'm a frayed knot."