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On 2024-04-21 at 10:28 PM, user unknown said:

I heard a funny joke about Cloudsdale but it would probably go over everyone's head.

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**Gummy blinks twice, while looking up in the sky for Cloudsdale**

On 2024-04-21 at 10:32 PM, Lawyer Slip said:

(Alright c'mon you can do this.)

*Ahem* 

So a Snake walks into a bar. And the bartender goes "WHAT THE FRICK?!?!"

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**Gummy blinks once, while his jaw drops in surprise**

On 2024-04-21 at 11:21 PM, Shiny Silvermoon said:
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Shiny : "Soooooo! How was your date with that pear-flavored croissant you told us about earlier? I hope that it went well for you, Croissanto! Tell us everything!" :eager:

Croissanto : "It was awesome, Shiny! I had so many laughters with her that night! There was a French couple sitting at the table next to ours and they were eating snails! Can you believe it?" :twi:

Shiny : "Of course that I can believe it! French ponies eat snails since they don't like fast food!" :Daydreaming:

Right after Shiny's joke, the sound of a drum making a rimshot "Ba dum tss!" was heard, coming from seemingly nowhere.

Croissanto : "Shiny! I have an even better joke! It's an egg joke!" :love:

Shiny : "Woah! Woah! Woah! Don't go any further into this! Remember why we shouldn't tell egg jokes?" :pout:

Croissanto : "You're right! They might crack up!" :nom:

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**Gummy blinks once, while wearing a party hat covered with many fish**

On 2024-04-21 at 11:24 PM, user unknown said:

Q.What's the difference between Pinkie Pie and Discord?

A. One can bend the very nature of reality as needed, is funny but a tad crazy from time to time and the other one is named Discord.

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**Gummy blinks twice, before biting Pinkie's tail**

21 hours ago, Rafa Stary said:

Well, Pinkie Pie, unfortunately I, Rafa Stary, am too bad at jokes, so I had to appeal to something visual here, maybe it'll work :mlp_smile:

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*Gummy blinks once, while stretching his mouth Into a smile**

17 hours ago, ComanderZhabikKlavik said:

My favorite joke:

Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car.

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, as**ole!" shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

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15 hours ago, Brony Number 42 said:

Pinkie Pies puts her hoof into Cheese Sandwich's mouth and she says, "Do I taste funny to you?"

 

15 hours ago, Lawyer Slip said:

I would like to apologize for this joke. It was rather Cheesy.

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**Gummy blinks once, while holding a whisk as Pinkie gives kisses his snout**

15 hours ago, Brony Number 42 said:

@ComanderZhabikKlavik I will see your physics joke:

Why does the particle accelerator at CERN enter and then leave Switzerland? Because the Swiss must remain neutral. :grin2:

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**Gummy blinks once, before being scooped up by Pinkie into a hug**

13 hours ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

What do you call something that a Yak hasn't destroyed?

"Perfect" :mlp_icwudt:

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**Gummy blinks twice, while looking up at @Prince Rutherford**

13 hours ago, Lawyer Slip said:

What did Rarity say after her trip to Yakyakistan?

She had a, Smashing, time!

No seriously, she broke a freaking boulder last I heard.

I guess we shouldn't take her strength for Granite.

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**Gummy blinks once, while confetti started falling all around him**

12 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

@Treeglow Flicker  What's a Kirin's favorite meal? I've been waiting for them to order for three hours. :mlp_maud:

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**Gummy blinks twice, while sitting with a smile**

6 hours ago, Trot Shuffle said:

Snow way, you made it! It's so ice to see you here :fluttershy:

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**Gummy blinks once, donning his suit and top hat once more**

10 hours ago, Goat-kun said:

Pinkie Pies were always a little bit crazy. Now imagine yourself handling these nuts.

 

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**Gummy blinks twice, before standing up on his hind legs**

5 hours ago, Lawyer Slip said:

You two are something else. Rock on

Sorry, I've had so many rock puns that they turn into metamorphic rock jokes.

I really to try and be boulder, but I quake at the thought of that.

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**Gummy blinks, before flailing his arms**

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1 minute ago, Gummy Snap said:

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**Gummy blinks twice, while looking up in the sky for Cloudsdale**

What's that Gummy? :ooh:

Gummy says that was a clever pun! He was even looking out for Cloudsdale. I think his head is in the clouds. :laugh:

3 minutes ago, Gummy Snap said:

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**Gummy blinks once, while his jaw drops in surprise**

Gummy found that joke hilarious that his jaw dropped. I think even he would be shocked too, but snakes are so friendly with some party music! ^_^ 

6 minutes ago, Gummy Snap said:

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**Gummy blinks once, while wearing a party hat covered with many fish**

Oooh~! :pinkie:

It looks like Gummy is really enjoying the show! Lots of puns, fun filled laughter, eggs and snails! Yippee! :yay:

11 minutes ago, Gummy Snap said:

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**Gummy blinks twice, before biting Pinkie's tail**

Gummy thought that was a really funny joke! :grin:

I think the moment he heard my name being mentioned, he went to bite my tail. Such an adorable alligator. :) 

13 minutes ago, Gummy Snap said:

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*Gummy blinks once, while stretching his mouth Into a smile**

I think Gummy got a kick out of that joke. 

I guess you could call that a hair raising experience. :ButtercupLaugh:

14 minutes ago, Gummy Snap said:

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**Gummy blinks twice, while sticking his tongue out**

Oooh~! :ooh:

Gummy thought that was an interesting joke. This is the first time he's heard of it, but it sounded really unique. :fluttershy:

16 minutes ago, Gummy Snap said:

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**Gummy blinks once, while holding a whisk as Pinkie gives kisses his snout**

Woohoo!!! :PIPPIPHURRAY:

Cheese puns! :mlp_pinkie:

**Pinkie kisses Gummy on his snout**

Gummy thought that they were both great and hilarious cheese related puns! ^_^ 

18 minutes ago, Gummy Snap said:

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**Gummy blinks once, before being scooped up by Pinkie into a hug**

We've got even more cheese puns! :yay:

**Pinkie smiles as she pulls Gummy into a hug**

At least Gummy thinks that as he thought that was cheesy, but a funny pun. :eager:

20 minutes ago, Gummy Snap said:

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**Gummy blinks twice, while looking up at @Prince Rutherford**

Oooh~! :ooh:

Gummy thought that was a funny and clever pun. :) 

I think he's wondering what @Prince Rutherford thought of that pun. :catface:

24 minutes ago, Gummy Snap said:

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**Gummy blinks once, while confetti started falling all around him**

It looks like Gummy is breaking out into a celebration! :eager:

Multiple puns one after the other!

It looks like Gummy is rocking and rolling with laugher! :laugh:

27 minutes ago, Gummy Snap said:

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**Gummy blinks twice, while sitting with a smile**

Gummy thought that was hilarious and I think he's curious about that too. He's truly in suspense. :kirin:

Even I'm starting to become curious as what would a Kirin's favorite meal would be. :ooh:

29 minutes ago, Gummy Snap said:

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**Gummy blinks once, donning his suit and top hat once more**

Oooh~! :pinkie:

It looks like we have ourselves lots and lots of ice puns! :squee:

Gummy wanted to dress up for a warm welcome! :) 

He found the puns very funny and a great way to break the ice. :ButtercupLaugh:

31 minutes ago, Gummy Snap said:

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**Gummy blinks twice, before standing up on his hind legs**

What's that Gummy? :ooh:

Gummy thought that your joke was pretty clever and funny! ^_^ 

I still remember that the other Pinkie's and I had to sit and watch paint dry. I tell you we were a tough nut to crack. :laugh:

33 minutes ago, Gummy Snap said:

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**Gummy blinks, before flailing his arms**

Woohoo!!! :yay:

Even more rock puns to enjoy! :pinkie:

Gummy's sides are rocking and rolling from laughter! He really enjoyed your puns! :D 

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@Pinkie Pie ^_^ you are indeed a misunderstood genius, how the hay did you gave so many detailed descriptions about what Gummy was feeling or saying, just based on the blink of his eye???? I know, you're not telling, guess that's what makes it fun, the mystery :fiery:

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So, I wanted to branch out to tree puns, but I decided to leaf that idea alone. It wood not be original at all. I'd be barking up the wrong tree and making a sap out of myself.

So I'll stick with the rock puns.

It's good to go back to my roots after all.

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On 2024-04-22 at 8:38 PM, Treeglow Flicker said:

What do you call something that a Yak hasn't destroyed?

"Perfect" :mlp_icwudt:

You speak truth, Tree pony

Yaks, Yaks like your honest fun.

HAHAHAHA

Yaks yakproof your fun

23 hours ago, Lawyer Slip said:

What did Rarity say after her trip to Yakyakistan?

She had a, Smashing, time!

No seriously, she broke a freaking boulder last I heard.

I guess we shouldn't take her strength for Granite.

Everyyak has a smashing time in Yakyakistan

HAHAHAHA

You have Yak fun. Yak fun is best fun. You made Yak laugh

 

17 hours ago, Trot Shuffle said:

Snow way, you made it! It's so ice to see you here :fluttershy:

Snow truth, is Yak truth.

HAHAHAHA

Good fun in Yak truth. You made Yaks happy

16 hours ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

 

"Oh hey, unicorn from the futur known as @Izzy Moonbow! Actually, I saw the Yak you are looking for! He's in this post! Look!" Shiny Silvermoon, along with Croissanto, then pointed at the post of the @Prince Rutherford.

 

 

"No, thank YOU for the amazing humoristic masterpiece that you drew for us! It's very creative of you!" Shiny responded to @Rafa Stary with a large smile on her face.

"Yes, it's almost as funny as the thing you said we did!" Croissanto then added which caused Shiny to roll her eyes with a small grin.

Yaks were late. But Yaks are perfect. So you were too early

Best Croissants only in Yakyakistan. So Full of yammy fun

 

9 hours ago, Pinkie Pie said:

What's that Gummy? :ooh:

Gummy says that was a clever pun! He was even looking out for Cloudsdale. I think his head is in the clouds. :laugh:

Gummy found that joke hilarious that his jaw dropped. I think even he would be shocked too, but snakes are so friendly with some party music! ^_^ 

Oooh~! :pinkie:

It looks like Gummy is really enjoying the show! Lots of puns, fun filled laughter, eggs and snails! Yippee! :yay:

Gummy thought that was a really funny joke! :grin:

I think the moment he heard my name being mentioned, he went to bite my tail. Such an adorable alligator. :) 

I think Gummy got a kick out of that joke. 

I guess you could call that a hair raising experience. :ButtercupLaugh:

Oooh~! :ooh:

Gummy thought that was an interesting joke. This is the first time he's heard of it, but it sounded really unique. :fluttershy:

Woohoo!!! :PIPPIPHURRAY:

Cheese puns! :mlp_pinkie:

**Pinkie kisses Gummy on his snout**

Gummy thought that they were both great and hilarious cheese related puns! ^_^ 

We've got even more cheese puns! :yay:

**Pinkie smiles as she pulls Gummy into a hug**

At least Gummy thinks that as he thought that was cheesy, but a funny pun. :eager:

Oooh~! :ooh:

Gummy thought that was a funny and clever pun. :) 

I think he's wondering what @Prince Rutherford thought of that pun. :catface:

It looks like Gummy is breaking out into a celebration! :eager:

Multiple puns one after the other!

It looks like Gummy is rocking and rolling with laugher! :laugh:

Gummy thought that was hilarious and I think he's curious about that too. He's truly in suspense. :kirin:

Even I'm starting to become curious as what would a Kirin's favorite meal would be. :ooh:

Oooh~! :pinkie:

It looks like we have ourselves lots and lots of ice puns! :squee:

Gummy wanted to dress up for a warm welcome! :) 

He found the puns very funny and a great way to break the ice. :ButtercupLaugh:

What's that Gummy? :ooh:

Gummy thought that your joke was pretty clever and funny! ^_^ 

I still remember that the other Pinkie's and I had to sit and watch paint dry. I tell you we were a tough nut to crack. :laugh:

Woohoo!!! :yay:

Even more rock puns to enjoy! :pinkie:

Gummy's sides are rocking and rolling from laughter! He really enjoyed your puns! :D 

Yaks like puny like smashing tree on ground at Yickslurbertfest.

We happy to have with all of you

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1 hour ago, Prince Rutherford said:

You speak truth, Tree pony

Yaks, Yaks like your honest fun.

HAHAHAHA

Yaks yakproof your fun

Everyyak has a smashing time in Yakyakistan

HAHAHAHA

You have Yak fun. Yak fun is best fun. You made Yak laugh

 

Snow truth, is Yak truth.

HAHAHAHA

Good fun in Yak truth. You made Yaks happy

Yaks were late. But Yaks are perfect. So you were too early

Best Croissants only in Yakyakistan. So Full of yammy fun

 

Yaks like puny like smashing tree on ground at Yickslurbertfest.

We happy to have with all of you

I'd love to join in the Yickslurbertfest. Once I'm done finding a job that is.

See, I used to work in a broom factory, but I had to quit because of how it swept me away.

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What if i told you that I am the joke. Does that mean that im on you?

 One hour later*

No officer thats not what i meant!

On 2024-04-22 at 10:32 AM, Lawyer Slip said:

(Alright c'mon you can do this.)

*Ahem* 

So a Snake walks into a bar. And the bartender goes "WHAT THE FRICK?!?!"

A snake listened to you joke and was offended... he told me

" normally snakes can't here, but the joke was so bad i heard it.... He needs to ssssssssstop.":Pip-giggle:

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9 minutes ago, Evil Pink One said:

What if i told you that I am the joke. Does that mean that im on you?

 One hour later*

No officer thats not what i meant!

A snake listened to you joke and was offended... he told me

" normally snakes can't here, but the joke was so bad i heard it.... He needs to ssssssssstop.":Pip-giggle:

Well I'm not about to let one snake ruin my day. Besides, I thought my joke was hissterical.

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3 minutes ago, Evil Pink One said:

What did twilight said to the librarian?

 

 

0:18, and Accidental RD, books is seen here.

Anyways, that book joke probably had a lot of drafting before its publication.

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12 minutes ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

What do you call a pegasus without wings?

An Earth Pony. :mlp_icwudt:

 

What do you call a Fraggle without a sense of humor? A Kirin! :P

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1 hour ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

What do you call a Fraggle without a sense of humor? A Kirin! :P

Someone mentioned a Kirin? Sorry, getting a little too in touch with my new rank.

Also, many have wondered, why a Kirin cannot fly. I have the answer. A Kirin cannot fly, because a Kirin has no wings.

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On 2024-04-23 at 11:53 AM, Lawyer Slip said:

So, I wanted to branch out to tree puns, but I decided to leaf that idea alone. It wood not be original at all. I'd be barking up the wrong tree and making a sap out of myself.

So I'll stick with the rock puns.

It's good to go back to my roots after all.

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**Gummy blinks once, before sitting up and smiling**

On 2024-04-23 at 4:43 PM, Lawyer Slip said:

See, I used to work in a broom factory, but I had to quit because of how it swept me away.

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**Gummy blinks twice, while confetti rained all around him**

On 2024-04-23 at 11:02 PM, Evil Pink One said:

" normally snakes can't here, but the joke was so bad i heard it.... He needs to ssssssssstop.":Pip-giggle:

 

On 2024-04-23 at 11:13 PM, Lawyer Slip said:

Well I'm not about to let one snake ruin my day. Besides, I thought my joke was hissterical.

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**Gummy blinks twice, before donning his suit once more**

On 2024-04-23 at 11:19 PM, Evil Pink One said:

What did twilight said to the librarian?

 

 

 

On 2024-04-23 at 11:23 PM, Lawyer Slip said:

0:18, and Accidental RD, books is seen here.

Anyways, that book joke probably had a lot of drafting before its publication.

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**Gummy blinks once, before hopping onto a book**

On 2024-04-24 at 9:17 PM, Treeglow Flicker said:

What do you call a pegasus without wings?

An Earth Pony. :mlp_icwudt:

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**Gummy blinks twice, before biting Pinkie's tail**

On 2024-04-24 at 9:32 PM, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

What do you call a Fraggle without a sense of humor? A Kirin! :P

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**Gummy blinks once, before flailing his arms**

On 2024-04-24 at 10:46 PM, Lawyer Slip said:

Someone mentioned a Kirin? Sorry, getting a little too in touch with my new rank.

Also, many have wondered, why a Kirin cannot fly. I have the answer. A Kirin cannot fly, because a Kirin has no wings.

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**Gummy blinks twice, before dropping his jaw in surprise**

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7 minutes ago, Gummy Snap said:

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**Gummy blinks once, before sitting up and smiling**

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**Gummy blinks twice, while confetti rained all around him**

 

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**Gummy blinks twice, before donning his suit once more**

 

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**Gummy blinks once, before hopping onto a book**

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**Gummy blinks twice, before biting Pinkie's tail**

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**Gummy blinks once, before flailing his arms**

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**Gummy blinks twice, before dropping his jaw in surprise**

Shiny Silvermoon leaped closer to @Gummy Snap while still holding Croissanto in one of her hooves.

Shiny "Gummy! Me and Croissanto have found a pun just for you! Are you ready for it? Well, here it comes! How do you call a crocodile with a map?:mlp_yeehaa:

Croissanto : "A navi-gator!:arethosehands:

 

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*Saturn cheers Shiny on from a crowd that appeared for no reason* Yeah! WHOO HOO! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! *a random mare coughs and Saturn politely asks her to cover her snoot* 

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15 minutes ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

Shiny Silvermoon leaped closer to @Gummy Snap while still holding Croissanto in one of her hooves.

Shiny "Gummy! Me and Croissanto have found a pun just for you! Are you ready for it? Well, here it comes! How do you call a crocodile with a map?:mlp_yeehaa:

Croissanto : "A navi-gator!:arethosehands:

 

*Slipstream clapped and then walked on stage.*

"Say shiny, you wanna hear a joke about pizzas? Sorry, it'd be too cheesy."

*Turns to the audience.*

"My bad, that joke wasn't very Goeda."

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27 minutes ago, Slipstream said:

*Slipstream clapped and then walked on stage.*

"Say shiny, you wanna hear a joke about pizzas? Sorry, it'd be too cheesy."

*Turns to the audience.*

"My bad, that joke wasn't very Goeda."

 

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"Bravooooooo! Encore! Encore!" Shiny yelled while putting Croissanto down to clap her hooves at @Lawyer Slip.

 

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This joke is called "Shadow lock" and I hope you all enjoy it.

There existed a young pegasus with dreams of becoming the best wrestler ever known.

He spent his time training, getting stronger, and as he grew foal to colt to stallion he  took the wrestling world by storm.

Never giving up and constantly pushing ahead he went from  the amateur division all the way up to ladder until  at last he was at the interspecies professional wrestling Olympics championship match.

His opponent was the undefeated wrestling champion from the dragon lands.

The match was being hyped up all over Equestria and the dragon lands as the ultimate clash of friendly rivalry between the two nations.

Could the pegasus edge in speed and agility win or would the dragon's superior strength and endurance win?

Finally, it's the day of the big match up.

The trainer for the Pegasus takes him aside to offer final advice before the match.

"Listen, I think you've become a fantastic wrestler but this dragon has this move called the Shadow lock and if he gets into that hold it's game over. So do NOT LET HIM GET YOU INTO THE SHADOW LOCK UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES."

The match begins and the crowd is losing their minds in anticipation.

Each wrestler is determined to win and the two seem about dead even with neither able to gain the edge they need to win.

First it looks like the dragon is gonna win then it looks like the pegasus is gonna win.and it just keeps going like that without end.

Then sadly, the pegasus loses focus for a moment and the dragon takes full advantage of that moment and gets the pegasus into the Shadow lock.

The crowd watches holding their breath and it feels as if time itself is moving in slow motion for both dragon and pony fans.

They watch as the ref begins to count.

 

O..........N........ E

T...........W........O

Just as the ref is about to count to three BOOM!

The pegasus and dragon both rocket upwards slamming into ceiling with a force of thousands upon thousands of tornados and then both come crashing back down.

The dragon is knocked out cold so the pegasus quickly pins him for the win.

 

Unbelievable, the impossible happened the pegasus broke the unbreakable wrestling hold to claim the championship title.

The news reporters are going into a frenzy asking how he did it, how did he break free of such an impossible hold!?

The pegasus laughs...

"Well, the dragon had me in the Shadow lock , my eyes were full of sweat and out of the corner of my eyes I could just make something in the shape of a wing so I bit it as hard as I possibly could.

"And let me tell you something you will NOT believe the strength you can muster when you bite your own wings."

 

 

 

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

Shiny Silvermoon leaped closer to @Gummy Snap while still holding Croissanto in one of her hooves.

Shiny "Gummy! Me and Croissanto have found a pun just for you! Are you ready for it? Well, here it comes! How do you call a crocodile with a map?:mlp_yeehaa:

Croissanto : "A navi-gator!:arethosehands:

 

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**Gummy blinks, before chewing on a piece of paper**

3 hours ago, Slipstream said:

*Slipstream clapped and then walked on stage.*

"Say shiny, you wanna hear a joke about pizzas? Sorry, it'd be too cheesy."

*Turns to the audience.*

"My bad, that joke wasn't very Goeda."

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**Gummy blinks twice, before sticking his tongue out**

2 hours ago, Reiki Knight 13 said:

This joke is called "Shadow lock" and I hope you all enjoy it.

There existed a young pegasus with dreams of becoming the best wrestler ever known.

He spent his time training, getting stronger, and as he grew foal to colt to stallion he  took the wrestling world by storm.

Never giving up and constantly pushing ahead he went from  the amateur division all the way up to ladder until  at last he was at the interspecies professional wrestling Olympics championship match.

His opponent was the undefeated wrestling champion from the dragon lands.

The match was being hyped up all over Equestria and the dragon lands as the ultimate clash of friendly rivalry between the two nations.

Could the pegasus edge in speed and agility win or would the dragon's superior strength and endurance win?

Finally, it's the day of the big match up.

The trainer for the Pegasus takes him aside to offer final advice before the match.

"Listen, I think you've become a fantastic wrestler but this dragon has this move called the Shadow lock and if he gets into that hold it's game over. So do NOT LET HIM GET YOU INTO THE SHADOW LOCK UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES."

The match begins and the crowd is losing their minds in anticipation.

Each wrestler is determined to win and the two seem about dead even with neither able to gain the edge they need to win.

First it looks like the dragon is gonna win then it looks like the pegasus is gonna win.and it just keeps going like that without end.

Then sadly, the pegasus loses focus for a moment and the dragon takes full advantage of that moment and gets the pegasus into the Shadow lock.

The crowd watches holding their breath and it feels as if time itself is moving in slow motion for both dragon and pony fans.

They watch as the ref begins to count.

 

O..........N........ E

T...........W........O

Just as the ref is about to count to three BOOM!

The pegasus and dragon both rocket upwards slamming into ceiling with a force of thousands upon thousands of tornados and then both come crashing back down.

The dragon is knocked out cold so the pegasus quickly pins him for the win.

 

Unbelievable, the impossible happened the pegasus broke the unbreakable wrestling hold to claim the championship title.

The news reporters are going into a frenzy asking how he did it, how did he break free of such an impossible hold!?

The pegasus laughs...

"Well, the dragon had me in the Shadow lock , my eyes were full of sweat and out of the corner of my eyes I could just make something in the shape of a wing so I bit it as hard as I possibly could.

"And let me tell you something you will NOT believe the strength you can muster when you bite your own wings."

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**Gummy blinks twice, before donning his party hat**

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