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When I see a lovers' names carved into a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think how surprising it is that so many people bring a knife on their date. Love. This. Joke!!!!

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As this has less to do with MLP or the fandom and is more of a general topic it has been moved to General Discussion.

 

Thanks. :)

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Why do sea gulls live by the sea?

 

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Because if they lived by the bay, they'd be called BAY GULLS!

 

 

this is much funnier in verbal form, have ruined it for all of you, happy monday  :love:

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Doctor: "Your health seems to be in such a condition that I believe you can reach 80 years. "
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"But doctor, I am already 80!"
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"You see - I told you to quit smoking."

 

HAHAHAHA! Funny right? no? okay.
 


Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine." 
 

PFFFTTTT get it?

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"Doctor and his axe-wielding assistent enter patient's room.
D: Alright, time to amputate patient's left leg.
*chop*
D: I said left!
*chop*
D: I said leg!!!"

There was some much funnier joke I had... but I forgot it. Nevertheless - LAUGH, GODS DAMN IT!  :angry:

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My sense of humor can be a bit dark...

Read this joke at your own risk. :mlp_smug:

 

Whats the best thing about banging 28 year olds? There’s twenty of them....

Forgive me children. :laugh: I have  @Cyclone to thank for that one.

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This one's a bit longer, and I say it with sincerety :please: .

Pope is in his popemobile, going to a cathedral. The driver is getting tired. "Sir, could you take the wheel for a bit? I need to rest."

"Sure thing!"

So now the pope is driving.

He arrives at the gate and one of the church officials says to another, "sir we better not keep them waiting long".

"Why's that? Who's here?"

"Well, it's probably God, because the pope is driving!"

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On 2024-04-27 at 12:08 AM, DubWolf said:

This one's a bit longer, and I say it with sincerety :please: .

Pope is in his popemobile, going to a cathedral. The driver is getting tired. "Sir, could you take the wheel for a bit? I need to rest."

"Sure thing!"

So now the pope is driving.

He arrives at the gate and one of the church officials says to another, "sir we better not keep them waiting long".

"Why's that? Who's here?"

"Well, it's probably God, because the pope is driving!"

THIS ^^ :laugh:  

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