The Lonely Paradox 124 April 7, 2015 Share April 7, 2015 I'd be sentient broccoli. Nobody would really want to eat me and I wouldn't have to worry about not having a male to handle my babies. Also being a lesbian seahorse would be boring, whereas being sentient broccoli could present many opportunities for you to freak people out and/or amaze the world with my intelligence. 1 ...And Rarity is best Equestria Girl <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hovershy 3,814 April 7, 2015 Share April 7, 2015 Wow, this is the most random question ever. A wouldn't wanna be a sentient broccoli because you would get eaten and if you didn't get eaten you would eventually go bad. I guess I gotta go with lesbian seahorse then. 3 Fluttershy Fan Club sig by Blue Snowfire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Light Diamond 950 April 7, 2015 Share April 7, 2015 Wow, this is the most random question ever. A wouldn't wanna be a sentient broccoli because you would get eaten and if you didn't get eaten you would eventually go bad. I guess I gotta go with lesbian seahorse then. I would rather be a lesbian seahouse than a sentinent brocolli since i don't want to be eaten either. Haha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrazyDashie 1,847 April 7, 2015 Share April 7, 2015 (edited) Wow, this is the most random question ever. I agree... I wouldn't want to be broccoli mostly because I don't want to be eaten... well. I guess the seahorse? Edited April 7, 2015 by KrazyDashie 1 20% cooler in 10 seconds flat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nohbdy 4,108 April 7, 2015 Share April 7, 2015 This thread appears to be some manner of random (but strangely enjoyable) nonsense, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to the Forum Lounge section of Cloudsdale Colosseum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VitalSpark 1,830 April 7, 2015 Share April 7, 2015 (edited) @@Hovershy, @@Light Diamond, @@KrazyDashie, I think you're going to get eaten either way. (And I don't mean in the good way!) Most sea creatures end up inside bigger sea creatures' bellies. sentient broccoli could present many opportunities for you to freak people out and/or amaze the world with my intelligence. Sentience alone wouldn't give you an opportunity to amaze the world with your intelligence. You'd also need some way of communicating your intelligence. Broccoli lacks a mouth, so your communication would probably be limited. Edited April 7, 2015 by Vital Spark 2 ~VitalSpark~ [fimfiction] [deviantart] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Rat 4,772 April 7, 2015 Share April 7, 2015 Yeah, I think I'd rather be sentient broccoli any day Dat ability to heal allies, doe Thank you Nas for the sig :3 #HugWoona Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCS 7,536 April 7, 2015 Share April 7, 2015 Lesbian Seahorse because that sounds pretty hot 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bird Mom 900 April 7, 2015 Share April 7, 2015 Lesbian seahorse, I agree with SCS, sounds hot. 2 "Pay attention to these petals, Steven. The petals' dance seems improvised, but it is being calculated in real time based on the physical properties of this planet. With hard work and dedication, you can master the magical properties of your gem and perform your own dance!" What do you think of me?: http://kevan.org/johari?name=bird+mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banul 3,831 April 8, 2015 Share April 8, 2015 (edited) , whereas being sentient broccoli could present many opportunities for you to freak people out and/or amaze the world with my intelligence. Opportunities? You are a vegetable. You have no arms, legs, or eyes. You have no mouth, and you must scream. You can only remain stationary, waiting in existential terror as you ponder the life you once had. Your intelligent mind, shackled to a senseless form of which you have no control. You hope that one day you will be eaten and released from this madness, for only the dead may know peace from this horrible fate. I chose lesbian seahorse. Edited April 8, 2015 by Banul 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hovershy 3,814 April 8, 2015 Share April 8, 2015 Opportunities? You are a vegetable. You have no arms, legs, or eyes. You have no mouth, and you must scream. You can only remain stationary, waiting in existential terror as you ponder the life you once had. Your intelligent mind, shackled to a senseless form of which you have no control. You hope that one day you will be eaten and released from this madness, for only the dead may know peace from this horrible fate. I chose lesbian seahorse. woah man... that was deep. Gonna have nightmares about being a broccoli now. *Shutters in fear* Fluttershy Fan Club sig by Blue Snowfire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Lonely Paradox 124 April 8, 2015 Author Share April 8, 2015 Bruh. Sentient Broccoli, man. Aware of yourself, you would transcend the physical plain and gain the ability to communicate telepathically with all those below you. You would become a vegetable god, seated on the plate on Jesus Christ, while all the foolish homosexual sea-equines live their short, homoerotic lives never knowing what could have awaited them on the other side. ...And Rarity is best Equestria Girl <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 April 8, 2015 Share April 8, 2015 Being a lesbian seahorse would be rad Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InkedRose18 7 April 8, 2015 Share April 8, 2015 This is a strange strange question.............. What are the advantages and disadvantages of both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonasDarkmane 19,785 April 8, 2015 Share April 8, 2015 Probably a sentient broccoli since I would not get eaten (most likely). Would be rather interesting being something that you don't like yourself Signature by @Kyoshi Ask Me Matsunaga Hisahide's death https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKT5Khp3-0U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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