Theory My crazy headcanon

[Megachangeling12 109]

Hello everypony it's me mega changeling ! Well .. I'm bored so I decided to post something deal with it .

I know a large . I disagree and I decied to combine Discord!s awesomeness with my love of South Park .

So in my insane mind Discord is future Eric Cartman . Now I what your thinking what the what ?! Well I beleive before Equstria was founded our human society existed . When ponies rise up the humans fought back . Near the end of the conflict Cartman is punished for crimes he committed during the war and in his past by being turned into a young draconquess . Now people and ponies run away not only from his personality but his appearance as well . After a few years of feeling alone he finds friendship in Celestia and Luna but his asshole personality and the chaotic powers given to him when being transformed cause the sisters to become his enemies . Now with no friends Cartman / Discord loses hope in friendship and starts to loose hope in life and morality altogether . Because of his childhood and his time as a draconquess Discord concludes that if life wouid treat him like a joke he wouid turn the entire world into his own joke . After hundreds of years tormenting those he thought had wrongs him with his chaos or as he called it " fun "

/Discord is finally punished for his awful behavior and crimes he committed throughout his life .

You know the rest of the story already .

Yes I know it's nuts but it's fun and it wouid be a instating twist on Discord's origins not to mention a fitting punishment / gift for Cartman to get .

I'm actully writing a story based around this crazy idea on FIMfiction it's called the beast inside .

I'm not expecting you to believe it but what's your review of this insane headcanon ?

Edited May 2, 2015 by Megachangeling12

[The Awesome One 1,315]

Well damn, that IS a crazy headcannon.

 

I have no idea what to say about this, if Cartman really was Discord shouldn't he be swearing a lot?

[Megachangeling12 109]

Well damn, that IS a crazy headcannon.

I have no idea what to say about this, if Cartman really was Discord shouldn't he be swearing a lot?

That's somewhat of a good point but MLP is a show for all ages so they would censor his wearing although I can see Discord swearing quite often if he could . Other then that I see a lot of personality traits they have in common insanity , comedy , arrogance , stupidly , manipulation , obnoxiousness , anti heroism and the occasional nice , sweet moment that shows us their still protagonists .

Let's also take into account Discord's immaturity . If he was something else before being the spirit of chaos being a young age would make the most sense . Especially considering Cartman is one of the most immature fictional children ever .

Let's take some quotes from Discord for example " ew gag !" His first reaction to friendship and " because if I don't I'll loose the one friend I ever had !?" These quotes show that Discord once didn't know how friendship worked this is similar to cartman t. Because Cartman's friends never liked him all that much except for butters ( who is quite similar to Fluttershy ) for these reason I came up with this head canon

Edited May 1, 2015 by Megachangeling12

[The Awesome One 1,315]

Still, I don't know man, you theory is really far out but in no way is it impossible. Now I cannot think about Discord without seeing Catman in my mind.

[Megachangeling12 109]

Well of coarse it's far out its Discord and Cartman their both crazy ! Ha

Oh and if you can't picture one without the other my work here is done lol