The Banned Game

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

banned because thats just the weed talking

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because he is telling the truth.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I could've sworn your signature blinked at me for a moment there.

 

*Takes a puff on pipe*

 

Oh well, surely it was my imagination.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

banned because i replaced your weed with aspestus

 

now you have poisoned yourself

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because if you think something like asbestos will kill me, you severely underestimate my ability to smoke every substance known to ponykind.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because it's happened before.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

banned because no wonder he looks like crud, he needs cleaner air, or else his lungs should give in the next 5 minutes

Edited May 5, 2013 by Staticthor Draconus

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because every nuclear waste produced in Equestria ends up in Rainbow Hash's pipe.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I am the World Champion of the "Iron Lung Pony" competition.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because of sonic rainnuke.

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

banned because i put a substance not known to ponies in his pipe, so his own power is going to kill him now

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because uhm, Hash bro, did you include me in your testament?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because of the Trixie Bible.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because pray for me over that bible, Thief...

 

*Dies again, Celestia dang it*

Edited May 5, 2013 by Rainblow Hash

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because if he had no testament, then the money goes to his only relative...his goddaughterson...Frozen Lasagna Thief...

NOAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because I'M RICH MOTHABUCKAS!!!

 

SCREW WALLROUX! SCREW ZE CAT!

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

banned because i can just take some of his dna, then we would have to split the money

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because it's too late for zhat!

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Banned because I stole all the money you were inheriting while you we're celebrating

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

banned because ill help you escape from Thief if you pay me 50 bits

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because nope, you get nothing. But since Thief is not mature and I am his guardian, I'll keep the money until he grows up!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because that's not fair!

 

I even have a tie on, isn't that mature enough?!?

Edited May 5, 2013 by Frozen Lasagna Thief

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Zombie banning time!

 

Thief...

 

*Moans*

 

Banned for stealing money...

 

*Groans*

Edited May 5, 2013 by Rainblow Hash

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because it's my money now!

 

Wait, did someone say inheritance tax?!?

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

*uses bangun for a headshot, on both Thief and Zombie Hash, but it only kills Thief*