The Banned Game

[stainesbrony 219]

Banned because jozxyqk is a cat word.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Banned because if I had a cat, I hope he/she would never have to say that.

[stainesbrony 219]

Banned because it is technically a Felis Sapien word. Double banned because they are only inside the Red Dwarf spaceship.

Edited May 28, 2013 by stainesbrony

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Banned for double banning.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because there's nothing wrong with doubling down.

 

*Puffs on pipe twice*

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for having less Desu. ~desu

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Banned because I can put more desu than you can.

 

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for doubling down on Desu.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for blackjack references.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because you're not allowed to reference Blackjack unless you're twenty-one.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Banned because what you said was false.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for busting.

[Milk Wave 454]

Bannnned cuz dun dun dunnnn

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Banned because that was a bad excuse for a reason.

[Milk Wave 454]

Banned cuz I literally posted that just after Rainblow did.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because you'll always be right behind me in second place.

 

*Puts on shades*

[stainesbrony 219]

Banned because *gets party cannon*

Happy birthday to me!

*fires party cannon*

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Banned because I want to join this party.

[stainesbrony 219]

Banned because there is no cake. The cake was really a lie.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because the cake being a lie is a good thing. I dislike cake.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Banned for disliking lies.

 

Sometimes you have to use them.

[stainesbrony 219]

Banned because:

 

 

Five suspects are called into police headquarters for questioning. They give the following statements.

 

A: "One of the five of us is lying."

B: "Two of the five of us are lying."

C: "I know these guys, and three of the five of us are lying."

D: "Don't listen to a word they say. Out of the five of us, four are lying."

E: "All five of us are dirty rotten liars!"

 

The police only want to release the suspects who are telling the truth. How many people should they let go?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because their statements can be filed as obstruction of justice, and the police can arrest every single one of them.

 

They're looking at 3-5 years, if we're realistic about this riddle.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I wanted us to be unrealistic about the riddle instead.

[HOi i'm tEMMIE 178]

Banned for wanting to be unrealistic