The Banned Game

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

5 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

Banned because normal parasprites do; parasprites zapped by Twi don't, but then, her misuse of magic always ends badly...

HEY, BANNED FOR SAYING THAT ABOUT MY WAIFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

 

Banned because most of the parasprites like me (who don't eat pony food) killed all the other parasprites by eating them and then just duplicated (repoduced) to replace them!

[CypherHoof 26,482]

1 minute ago, Rainbow-The-Brony said:

HEY, BANNED FOR SAYING THAT ABOUT MY WAIFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Banned because she also created the Flutterbat, who, while cute, was also an abuse of magic.

 

1 minute ago, Rainbow-The-Brony said:

Banned because most of the parasprites like me (who don't eat pony food) killed all the other parasprites by eating them and then just duplicated (repoduced) to replace them!

 But parasprites are meat, therefore pony food. zapped parasprites eat buildings....

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

1 minute ago, CypherHoof said:

Banned because she also created the Flutterbat, who, while cute, was also an abuse of magic.

 

 But parasprites are meat, therefore pony food. zapped parasprites eat buildings....

BANNED FOR NEIGH-SAYING ON MY WAIFU'S ACTIONS, THAT WAS APPLEJACK'S FAULT, REMEMBER!

 

BANNED BECAUSE WE ARE POISONOUS TO PONIES BECAUSE OUR BODIES AREN'T MENT FOR TO BE EATEN BY PONIES!

BANNED BECAUSE I'M HUNGERY, GIMME YA HOUSE!

[CypherHoof 26,482]

3 minutes ago, Rainbow-The-Brony said:

BANNED FOR NEIGH-SAYING ON MY WAIFU'S ACTIONS, THAT WAS APPLEJACK'S FAULT, REMEMBER!

She still chose to do it. In fact, I think the *only* use of magic that is explicitly shown to be evil is for mind control, as Twi's cute little student has been known to demonstrate too...

 

3 minutes ago, Rainbow-The-Brony said:

 

BANNED BECAUSE WE ARE POISONOUS TO PONIES BECAUSE OUR BODIES AREN'T MENT FOR TO BE EATEN BY PONIES!

BANNED BECAUSE I'M HUNGERY, GIMME YA HOUSE!

Banned for wanting to eat my stable.

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

4 minutes ago, Rainbow-The-Brony said:

BANNED FOR NEIGH-SAYING ON MY WAIFU'S ACTIONS, THAT WAS APPLEJACK'S FAULT, REMEMBER!

 

BANNED BECAUSE WE ARE POISONOUS TO PONIES BECAUSE OUR BODIES AREN'T MENT FOR TO BE EATEN BY PONIES!

BANNED BECAUSE I'M HUNGERY, GIMME YA HOUSE!

Banned because you forgot to mention that ponies don't eat meat

[TBD 17,254]

Banned. you might want to think twice..

[CypherHoof 26,482]

7 minutes ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

Banned because you forgot to mention that ponies don't eat meat

Banned because that's a debate that comes up from time to time; it hasn't been settled, but ponies can and do eat a bunch of stuff horses in the human world can't or don't. 

 

5 minutes ago, TBD said:

Banned. you might want to think twice..

That one is often argued away; it's pink, but it's not guaranteed to be meat (not sure what else it could be though)

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

1 minute ago, CypherHoof said:

Banned because that's a debate that comes up from time to time; it hasn't been settled, but ponies can and do eat a bunch of stuff horses in the human world can't or don't. 

 

That one is often argued away; it's pink, but it's not guaranteed to be meat (not sure what else it could be though)

Banned because it's dyed tofu

3 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

Banned because that's a debate that comes up from time to time; it hasn't been settled, but ponies can and do eat a bunch of stuff horses in the human world can't or don't. 

Bannned because they eat things that many people wouldn't (Like sugar, oats (in flapjacks, porridge/oatmeal and other such things) to name a few)!

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

12 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

Banned because that's a debate that comes up from time to time; it hasn't been settled, but ponies can and do eat a bunch of stuff horses in the human world can't or don't. 

 

That one is often argued away; it's pink, but it's not guaranteed to be meat (not sure what else it could be though)

Banned because I have evidence that ponies in fact do not eat meat.

[TBD 17,254]

Banned for not buying me some hayburgers..

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

1 minute ago, Lucid_Nightlight said:

Banned because I have evidence that ponies in fact do not eat meat.

you know how bad the writers are at letting the ponies remember past events !

[CypherHoof 26,482]

Just now, Rainbow-The-Brony said:

you know how bad the writers are at letting the ponies remember past events !

Plus of course, just because pinkie sang it, doesn't make it true. Now if AJ sang it....

[PiratePony 8,475]

Banned for not realizing that Will Smith lives in Equestria.

 

 

 

@CypherHoof, banned for ninja'ing me.

[CypherHoof 26,482]

3 minutes ago, PiratePony said:

Banned for not realizing that Will Smith lives in Equestria.

 

 

 

@CypherHoof, banned for ninja'ing me.

Banned because the mares of S.M.I.L.E. use a Reflector Deflector for that purpose

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

4 minutes ago, PiratePony said:

Banned for not realizing that Will Smith lives in Equestria.

 

 

 

@CypherHoof, banned for ninja'ing me.

Banned because how do I get that message underneath my name, it true to me!

 

Banned because he doesn't

[CypherHoof 26,482]

2 minutes ago, Rainbow-The-Brony said:

Banned because how do I get that message underneath my name, it true to me!

 

Banned because he doesn't

Banned for also being ninja'd :

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

1 minute ago, CypherHoof said:

Banned for also being ninja'd :

 

banned for being black version of haiku filly.

 

**insert haiku here, I can't make one**

[CypherHoof 26,482]

1 minute ago, Rainbow-The-Brony said:

banned for being black version of haiku filly.

 

**insert haiku here, I can't make one**

Banned for failure to write haiku.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

1 minute ago, CypherHoof said:

Banned for failure to write haiku.

banned because I'm in the second crappiest buckfest of a secondary school in my city, I'm only in second year (year 8 in america (year 9 in england))

[PiratePony 8,475]

Banned because haikus

Are easy for all to write.

As long as you try.

[CypherHoof 26,482]

10 minutes ago, Rainbow-The-Brony said:

banned because I'm in the second crappiest buckfest of a secondary school in my city, I'm only in second year (year 8 in america (year 9 in england))

Banned pony stands shamed

not for lack of skill or talent

but for lacking will

Edited January 5, 2018 by CypherHoof

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

2 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

Banned pony stands shamed

not for lack of skill or talent

because lacking will

Banned pone stands shamed

I try make haiku

Fail cause haiku hard

[MilkTea 284]

Banned for writing haikus.

[CypherHoof 26,482]

2 minutes ago, Diam0nd said:

Banned for writing haikus.

Banned for not doing so, or at least painting a circle...

[MilkTea 284]

Banned for assuming that I don't paint circles all day, everyday.