The Banned Game

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because a good man is not the one who is nice and honest, but the one who is capable of overcoming his own mischief.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for trying to be philosophical in a no philosophy zone.

[Steel Crescent 841]

Banned because it isn't a rule.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for not knowing the rules.

 

The list of rules is over there if you're interested!

 

*Points at a three million page manual titled "Rules of the Fuhrer's Empire"*

[Steel Crescent 841]

Banned because i reject your reality and substitute my own.

Edited April 2, 2013 by Steel Crescent

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because I dunno which instrument to learn...Sometimes, I feel sad and wanna play some piano, the other day, I feel cheerful and wish to play polka on an accordion...Any advice?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for inferior music genres. *Tosses Steel the rulebook*

Edited April 2, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because that rulebook is the only thing we own that's written on actual paper.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because it's probably the reason why we have no paper...

[Steel Crescent 841]

Banned for wasting all the paper

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because we blame Wallroux for this.

 

That's the official stance of the Ministry of Information.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because Sombra's ashes blame Sweetie Belle.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for listening to a pile of ashes over your own Ministry of Information.

 

*Notices a picture on the wall that shows a pile of ashes and says "Our Glorious Head of the Ministry of Information"*

 

Oh.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for not knowing the interworkings of our government!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I thought that was a joke picture on the wall!

 

I didn't know it was real, my Fuhrer... it will not happen again!

 

If it does, well I have this revolver ready with one bullet in it. I'll pull the trigger for every mistake I make!

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because Valhalla is a nice place. Yeah, you should visit me sometimes...

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because Valhalla sounds similar to vanilla.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because vanilla is not as good as chocolate.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because...

 

*Hands Rainblow Hash a pill*

 

Eat it. It's very yummy candy.

[Wallroux 56]

Banned because dezoxiribonukleinsav and ribonukleinsav, szállító RNS, hírvivő RNS and else...

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

*Takes pill*

Banned because-

 

*Everything around slowly begins to turn into wheels*
 

What in the world... what was in that pill, goddaughter?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because the pill is your punishment.

 

It's laced with cyanide.

Edited April 2, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because wheels are a punishment worse than death!

 

*Hides under desk with revolver, ready to defend self from imaginary wheels if necessary*

[Quill The Pony. 175]

Anyone wanna help me steal the Declaration of Independence?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for demanding assistance in such a pointless endeavour.

Edited April 2, 2013 by Muffin Thief