The Banned Game

[Claire Alsguard 229]

Banned because your not on leave you duty to Queen Chrysalis is just getting started

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because I AM ON LEAVE.

[Claire Alsguard 229]

Banned Because if you are on Leave were is thy Muffins?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because you do not have the authority to seek those.

[Claire Alsguard 229]

Banned Because you thought i was Seeking those Muffins

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for being too broad. Erklären Sie!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for being on leave druing a time of need for the Changeling army.

[Astrotuna 36]

banned for supporting the changling army without the avatar 

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because having the avatar is too manestream.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I'm not part of the Changeling Army.

 

I just know that the Changeling Army is in a time of need because I'm in the Weed Army Equestrian Army and we've been whooping them for weeks now.

 

And banned for butting in line, Muffin. That's simply not a nice thing to do, hipster or not.

Edited April 10, 2013 by Rainblow Hash

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for attempting to whoop the Changeling Empire.

 

As your Führer, I support them.

 

Double banned because Hipsters are allowed to butt in line.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because darn it, now I have to go AWOL on the Equestrian Army to come join the army you support, my glorious leader.

 

And banned because anti-hipsters will be here any minute to unbutt you out of line.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because all you have to do is run out of the barracks screaming, "FOR MUFFIN!!!".

[Claire Alsguard 229]

Banned Because im apart of the Malkuth Army with Colonel Jade Curtiss we shall never lose

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for being part of another army.

 

That's forbidden.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I tried your way of going AWOL and I just got locked in a military prison.

 

...

 

Help...

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for not just going MIA, pretending to be a POW, and... *Insert military acronyms here*

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because you were the one who told me to run out of the barracks yelling "For Muffin"!

 

Gosh, why did I listen to you...

 

And they keep poking me with those stupid spears!

 

Please, send a detachment of Changelings to free me!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because I have little authority over the changelings.

 

~Only a sergeant~

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because earn some promotions quick, I don't know how much more of this I can take! Now they're actually trying to give me fair treatment, and, if there's one thing I can't stand, it's an army treating their POWs with respect!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because in WWIII, they kept me in a cage! Had to eat rats just to survive. Left one alive, to eat it's droppings. Called it jungle rice. Tasted fine. Finally got out, strangled the guard with a rope made out of rat tails!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because that wasn't nearly inhumane enough. I need to be starved, beaten, left in the cold...

 

*Goes to the cell bars and looks out at guards*
 

I need to be tortured! Do it now, fools! Stop this nice nonsense!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for being captured by an army that kills .000001% of it's prisoners!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because it's actually dropped to .0000001%! Can you believe this? They need to take a few pointers from the Changeling Army, for Celestia's sake! Heck, if Fluttershy started an army they would probably kill more prisoners than this!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because my Hipster friends will be visiting soon. That'll be enough torture for you.