The Banned Game

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because we'll have the Trixiemancers help you out soon.

 

But for now... *Walks away in a dramatic fashion*

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned from beyond the grave for killing me.

 

And please hurry up with those Trixiemancers... I remember you saying you saw a white light with Trixie in it or something, but all I see is darkness with occasional flashes of angry looking Diamond Dogs with horns...

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because it takes a while. :l

 

But all you have to do is toss 'em a bone.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because I don't have any bones!

 

*Looks down at ghost pipe that I'm holding*

 

And there's no way those Devil Diamond Dogs are getting my pipe!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for not tossing all those diamonds at them! *Points at rocks, infiltrating your death experience*

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned for breaking into the afterlife! Do you know how many rules you're breaking right now? You're lucky angels or devils or devil angels don't come after you for that!
 

*Picks up a rock and tosses it at the Devil Diamond Dogs*

 

I hope that works...

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because you're right! If I have any hope of avoiding your fate, I'll have to become Trixie% cooler!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because no mere mortal can become Trixie% cooler! You'd have to either be Trixie herself to be that cool or be her offspring, and we all know she has no offspring because no pony, mortal or not, is worthy of her.

 

...

 

And it looks like those Diamond Dogs in the darkness are gone for now... Oh in the name of Trixie, let those Trixiemancers hurry up...

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because what about the Trixie clones project?

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because

 

*SHHH*

 

Nopony's supposed to know about that...

 

*Notices something stirring in the darkness*

 

Man, I'm actually getting creeped out... the afterlife sucks!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because it can't be that bad.

 

After all, you've got weed!

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Banned because...

 

*Looks down at ghost pipe*
 

Holy crap, you're right! Banned for being right!
 

*Smokes ghostly weed*

 

Dude... this is even better than the stuff we have in the real world! I never want to leav-

 

*Notices giant dark spirit with red eyes and glimmering teeth watching me from the darkness*

 

-Dude hurry with those Trixiemancers, either I'm having the mother of all bad ghost weed trips, or there is a giant monster about to gobble me up.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because what are you smoking? You were revived and are just now waking up out of a 3-week coma.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

*Looks around and sees hospital equipment everywhere*

 

...

 

*Ahem*

 

Banned for not telling me sooner... yeah...

 

*Takes a puff on pipe*

 

It's good to be alive...

[Milk Wave 454]

Banned cuz you start to feel relaxed as you realize you've just taken a puff of weed.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for reading minds.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Banned for previously derailing the thread. More. Again.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned because it's not official until someone posts this.

 

[Samrules350 179]

Banned because YOU ARE A MUFFIN THIEF!!!!!!! 

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Banned because

[True Rarity 1,240]

Banned because my roleplay is now open even though I'm still accepting members!      

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for foalnapping ponies and forcing them to emote!

Edited April 25, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[True Rarity 1,240]

Banned for wanting us to join Queen Chrysalis!

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banned for being the propaganda police.

[True Rarity 1,240]

Banned for stealing muffins.