RDDash 19,195 May 26, 2019 Share May 26, 2019 Scootaloo: "Sweetie Belle I am in love with you, and uh um I really think you are pretty and... Sweetie Belle are you listening to me?" Sweetie Belle "But my Men!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kion 7,407 May 26, 2019 Share May 26, 2019 Rumble: I hate flying Cadance: Screw the crystal empire the changeling hive is a million times better. Scootaloo: I secretly can fly I’ve just been fooling everypony . Big Mac: Sugar belle and I layed in bed together last night. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 172,153 May 26, 2019 Share May 26, 2019 On 5/25/2019 at 2:09 PM, Treeglow Flicker said: Princess Cadance: I want a divorce! Queen Chrysalis: NEVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 May 27, 2019 Share May 27, 2019 Limestone Pie: What's that baker mare got that I don't? Big Mac: well, in about two months, my foals.... ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,195 May 27, 2019 Share May 27, 2019 (edited) Twilight: "Oh my gosh, this is really embarrassing for me I suddenly need a spare of clothes, blouse skirt, panties and socks included Spike: "I am suddenly glad that I am a dog **** Sonata: "Why are we doing this? We lived our lives here for god knows how long and we only managed to do that because we helped each other. Why the two of you would want to risk all of that for the stupid high school girl drama?" Adagio: "Seriously, not now Sonata." Sonata "If you want the portal is right over there we could just chance it and go home. Please girls, I really just want to go home." **** Twilight: "Are you seriously just going to blackmail me into going to your competition between two schools. Well tough luck baby, I'm going to go there anyway whether you want it or not." **** Police: "you are under arrest for endangering students at the Summer camp." Edited May 27, 2019 by R.D.Dash I don't have enough material to make fun of EQG movies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 172,153 May 30, 2019 Share May 30, 2019 Princess Celestia: The *true* magic of friendship is...bits. Rainbow Dash: "Buy the all-new Action Mare Rainbow Dash with Kung Fu Grip action!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,195 May 30, 2019 Share May 30, 2019 Fluttershy: "Alright Zephyr Breeze you can stay but only on one condition, you will have to take a job." Zephyr "Aha, what's that you do exactly?" Fluttershy: "That doesn't change the fact that you are jobless!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 172,153 May 30, 2019 Share May 30, 2019 On 2/24/2019 at 8:38 AM, Treeglow Flicker said: Princess Celestia: BURN THEM ALL!!! Princess Celestia: CURSE YOU SUNBURN! Princess Luna: Are you talking to the mirror again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,195 May 30, 2019 Share May 30, 2019 (edited) Pinkie Pie: "Hello a random pony I never met, would you like me to make you a surprise party preferably in your new home. I am sure you would enjoy this." Random pony: "Um no, sorry. That would be invasion of private property." Pinkie: "but I still going to bother you until you will accept me into your life." Random pony: "Please don't." Edited May 30, 2019 by R.D.Dash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kion 7,407 May 30, 2019 Share May 30, 2019 (edited) Rainbow dash: Twilight will you be my waifu Pinkie pie: my doctor says I need to go on a strict diet for 6 months. Rarity: Style just isint my thing. Sweetie belle: I should be leader of the Cmcs instead of Apple bloom. Edited May 30, 2019 by Twilight and Starlight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,195 May 30, 2019 Share May 30, 2019 Applejack: "I am feeling really generous today. You could keep all of the profits from your fancy cider making machine, if you buy my apples for 1 bit per pound, is this acceptable? Flim and Flam: that would be perfectly fine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 172,153 May 31, 2019 Share May 31, 2019 Sunset Shimmer: Mom?...I mean, Princess Celestia. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Luna 31,415 May 31, 2019 Share May 31, 2019 Applejack: Ok, strawberries are better than apples. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Recherche 29,968 May 31, 2019 Share May 31, 2019 Discord: "So that's what if feels like..." Massive credit if you understand the reference. 2 ❆~ 𝓐𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓟𝓮𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 ~❆ 𝓕𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰: 𝓜𝔂 𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹 𝓲𝓼 𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓬 𝓡𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓮𝔀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Luna 31,415 May 31, 2019 Share May 31, 2019 11 hours ago, The Recherche said: Discord: "So that's what if feels like..." Massive credit if you understand the reference. Logan? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Recherche 29,968 May 31, 2019 Share May 31, 2019 2 hours ago, Twilight Luna said: Logan? Precisely! That film was utterly amazing, truly, so I couldn't help but reference it. 2 ❆~ 𝓐𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓟𝓮𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 ~❆ 𝓕𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰: 𝓜𝔂 𝓟𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵 𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹 𝓲𝓼 𝓜𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓬 𝓡𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓮𝔀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Luna 31,415 May 31, 2019 Share May 31, 2019 28 minutes ago, The Recherche said: Precisely! That film was utterly amazing, truly, so I couldn't help but reference it. It was a fantastic movie. Hugh Jackman should have won an award for it. Patrick Stewart was great as well. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterstep 47,101 May 31, 2019 Share May 31, 2019 Pinkie: I agree! I love Logan! AJ: Who now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,195 May 31, 2019 Share May 31, 2019 Rainbow Dash: "Wait, hold on a sec, let Lightning Dust had another chance at passing a Wonderbolt trials. I am pretty sure my friends didn't get a proper clearance when they came flying in a restricted area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O-78 28,607 May 31, 2019 Share May 31, 2019 Lyra: "There's only two ways to do things, the Canterlot way or the wrong way. I'm from Canterlot and..." Bon Bon, Octavia and Vinyl: "Don't we know it!" 1 Signature by @Mellow Mane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,195 June 1, 2019 Share June 1, 2019 (edited) Silverstream: "Professor Twilight's school is lame, let's blow this joint. Cozy do you want to come with us?" Cozy: "Uh!?" Silverstream: "We are going to get muffins" Cozy: "Okay sure" Edited June 1, 2019 by R.D.Dash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 June 2, 2019 Author Share June 2, 2019 (edited) Flim: Brother we're going to be raking in the bits when we get these cheap teachers to assist in our friendship university. Flam: Yes and we'll also save on teaching material since they are more of the feeling type than how Princess Twilight teaches. Flim: That does beg the question on how we address the part of all our teachers being registered offenders? Flam: We'll require all our students to sign consent forms. That way we're not liable and they never read it anyway. Flim: Brilliant. Trixie: Why are you trying to learn about friendship from her? Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I'm just building up trust to lower her guard for maximum back stabbing effect. Twilight Sparkle: Celestia, who was that mysterious colt running around causing a disturbance? Princess Celestia: I knew this day would come. That colt is the great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great,great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandson of my disowned child. Twilight Sparkle: Wait you had kids? Princess Celestia: Of course I had a kid or kids, I've lived for 1000 years. You don't expect me to be single all my life without falling in love and... we're getting off track Twilight. Edited June 2, 2019 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDDash 19,195 June 4, 2019 Share June 4, 2019 Applejack: okay Apple Bloom I watched that movie in Manehattan so I know what should I do next Apple Bloom takes out Nerf Super Soaker Bite-acuda water blaster : Alright sis I am ready! Applejack: let's go get them! No grey skinny extraterrestrial touches my apples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 172,153 June 4, 2019 Share June 4, 2019 Twilight Sparkle: "Princess Celestia is ok but Princess Luna is *so* much cooler!" *Gives twenty bits* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kion 7,407 June 4, 2019 Share June 4, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, Sparklefan1234 said: Twilight Sparkle: "Princess Celestia is ok but Princess Luna is *so* much cooler!" *Gives twenty bits* Princess Celestia: Twilight is alright but Spike is so much better than her. Edited June 4, 2019 by Twilight and Starlight 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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