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Celestia: I HATE MONDAYS! :scoots:

Luna: I LOVE MONDAYS! :pinkie:

Twilight Sparkle: For the LAST time, @ExplosionMare is NOT my little sister! It was my nickname at Celestia's Center For Super-Smart Eggheads!

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Twilight Sparkle: Move! Look out, here comes @TomDaBombMLP!

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15 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

Fluttershy: *death metal screech* YAAAAAAYYY!!!!!

 

Umm...

 

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Twilight Sparkle: Being Princess is boring. I'm going to become a ladybug. 

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2 minutes ago, ExplosionMare said:

Rainbow: Hey Zephyr, you free this weekend?

 

Rainbow Dash: I'm more A.K. Yearling's type than Zephry's type.

A.K. Yearling: You do know I'm fictional, right? 

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1 minute ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Rainbow Dash: I'm more A.K. Yearling's type than Zephry's type.

A.K. Yearling: You do know I'm fictional, right? 

I think that's something she actually would say!

Quibble Pants: The first trilogy of Daring Do was the worst!

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Rainbow Dash: Kinda bucked up and nasty how windigoes drink hate, imo. Like, Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five
Pinkie Pie: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING PEPSI FOR $1.75??? THAT MANURE'S LIKE $2.30 MINIMUM
Rainbow Dash: Hospital
Twilight Sparkle: Who the buck is paying $2.30 for a Pepsi?
Rainbow Dash: Not me, I'm paying a dollar seventy five.
(beat)
Rainbow Dash: At the hospital.
Gilda: I pay like $2.50, but I'm Griffonstonian.
Rainbow Dash: I feel like we are getting off-topic...
Discord: Blood is free?
Trixie: So is Pepsi if you steal it?
Applejack: Why...why is Rainbow Dash getting her Pepsi from the hospital?
Rainbow Dash: Because it's only a dollar seventy five.
Rarity: Why in Celestia's name would a windigo drink Pepsi?
Fluttershy: Why would ANYPONY drink Pepsi?
Zephyr Breeze: #femboy
Rainbow Dash: Huh?
Starlight Glimmer: That's why I'm not a fan of the sexy windigo trope.
1. It's overused and supports the current status quo of typical windigo supremacy: worshipping rich folk.
2. Windigoes prey upon ponies and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.
3. Timberwolves are much sexier imo.
Rainbow Dash: *casually pulls out a picture of a ferret*
Applebloom: Am I having a stroke???
Sweetie Belle: You might wanna go to the hospital then.
Scootaloo: I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there.

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5 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

Pipp: "Pippsqueaks"? More like "pain in the neck squeaks"!

Zipp: What’s up Zippsters, and welcome back to my HorseTube channel! Hoof tap and subscribe!

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:P "Alright Everypony! We're going to LuLu land!

:confused: "Lulu land?" 

:mlp_pinkie:"Lulu land!?"

:ticking:"Lulu land!"

:mlp_wat:"Lulu land?"

:wub:"Lulu land!"

:lostit: "Lulu Land!"

:sealed: "Lulu land..."

:BornAgainBrony: "Lulu land?"

:yeahno: "Lulu land." 

:twilightcutehat:"Lulu land!" 

:LunaMCM1: "Shut the buck up!" 

 

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Fluttershy: BOO! :angry:

Rarity: "Honey" :darling:

Rainbow Dash: The Wonderbolts are one-trick ponies! :dry:

Pinkie Pie: "Gummy has teeth."

Silver Stream: Enjoying things is boring! :yuck:

Applejack: Who wants to farm some vegetables? :mlp_yeehaa:

Yona: Yona...Build?

Sandbar: I spilled juice on the white couch for attention. 

Chancellor Neighsay: The same thing I do every night, Pinkie. Try to teach ponies how to follow my rules properly! 

Gallus: I'm interested in a lot of stuff and school is one of them. 

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2 hours ago, ExplosionMare said:

Twilight: Neither do I!

 

Twilight: I think @ExplosionMare did a marvelous job redecorating the Golden Oak Library! *Cringe* :lostit:/:mlp_smug:

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