Ask Discord!

[Quiz Flight 277]

Discord!.... do you like being shipped with ponies?

[Vera Veil 1,732]

Discord, when you are at home what you do to pass time?

 

also what is your opinion on Tree Hugger? do you still hate her when she is around Fluttershy?

[Brainstorm 4,096]

Discord,

I don't suppose you've met Scorpan? If Tirek is in Tartarus, where's Scorpan? 

[Sazama Ichida 2,366]

Discord!.... do you like being shipped with ponies?

No I don't. there's only one pony for me. These fans need to stop with their ridiculous headcanons. They're not funny!

 

Discord, when you are at home what you do to pass time?

 

also what is your opinion on Tree Hugger? do you still hate her when she is around Fluttershy?

I often watch different dimensions through portals. They make great comedies. And no. Fluttershy helped me get over that.

 

Discord,

I don't suppose you've met Scorpan? If Tirek is in Tartarus, where's Scorpan? 

He got to return to his homeland. The Princesses saw no reason to punish him.

Edited February 5, 2016 by Asbel Lhant

[Brainstorm 4,096]

He got to return to his homeland. The Princesses saw no reason to punish him.

I see. I don't sappose you've seen Scorpan after Twilight became a alicorn?

[Quiz Flight 277]

 have you ever met Q? I think you'd like him... you two have a lot in common. He's in the star trek dimension.

Edited February 22, 2016 by NightShade NidraMoon

[just a luna fan 50]

How old are you discord

[DerpyFIM4 70]

How old are you discord

At least 1001

Edited February 15, 2016 by DerpyFIM4

[just a luna fan 50]

That's it???? Celestia is older then that I thought you he be older then that

[DerpyFIM4 70]

AT LEAST 1000. It could be more, but it's not less. Luna helped Celestia defeat Discord before she was banished for 1000 years. Thus Discord existed at least 1000 years before she was defeated. The summer sun celebration happens every year, so that would actually make Discord at leat 1001, since 1 has happened since then. I will update the post above.

[Critical Mass 178]

Who's this, she showed up outside my building.

[Brainstorm 4,096]

Discord,

If you can open different dimensions, then, how come Twilight needs a mirror to enter an alternate universe?

[Sazama Ichida 2,366]

I see. I don't sappose you've seen Scorpan after Twilight became a alicorn?

Nope. Haven't seen him.

 

Discord,

If you can open different dimensions, then, how come Twilight needs a mirror to enter an alternate universe?

She doesn't like to rely on me for help. And nopony really blames her either.

[DerpyFIM4 70]

 

 

She doesn't like to rely on me for help. And nopony really blames her either

 

I don't think that's what they meant. I think they meant "Why is it that you can and Twi can't?" 

[Sazama Ichida 2,366]

I don't think that's what they meant. I think they meant "Why is it that you can and Twi can't?" 

Oh that's simple.

 

Because my magic is far more powerful than that of any Unicorn or Alicorn! I am Discord! Master of chaos! My power has no limits!

[Quiz Flight 277]

Hey discord, I'm sure you have much better things to do then read questions all day but I was wondering... Do you happen to know a filly by the name of ScrewBall?

[Brainstorm 4,096]

Discord,

If you can shapshift into any creature, have you ever tried changing into a Hippogriff? They're like Griffins, but half horse.

[Eternal Nature 321]

Hello, Discord. This is RootedWisdom, otherwise known as the Assistant, The Chaotic Half of Sanity, and Prince of Nature, etc. , but that's not important. I'm calling you via the TARDIS in an alternate time line, where you are still evil, and I was wondering, has Chaos magic ever been used against you, and if the possibility exits, how would you combat it, considering that you're opponent can do pretty much everything you can do, and every spell you use, he/she can either reverse or counter it.

[lighteningstrike 4]

Which do you like more: doing things that don't make sense, or seeing everyone's responses to your actions?

They're both so much fun!!!

[IsraelYabuki 441]

Do you prefer to battle or just sit and watch from the sidelines with that tub of popcorn you got there?

[Castle Bleck 19,273]

Hey, Discord, you know you make for a pretty epic-looking Unicorn, right?:

 

[God Of The Void 296]

Why, hello Discord! Just the person I wanted to see! I have a very special place in my dojo for someone as powerful as you! I could teach you a very special form of Martial Arts that would greatly augment your powers of bending reality to your will! I'd sure love having you! You interested?

[Brainstorm 4,096]

Discord,

Did you enjoy playing with Spike and Big Mac?

[Alex Toyer 0]

Hey Discord, if Fluttershy proposed to you, would you say yes?

[TheCuteChangeling 36]

What's your favorite form of chaos and also what's your favorite pony race NOT A DRACONEQUIS XD