Genies & Their Rules For Wish-Making

[Lil Pip 775]

You for whatever reason when finding Genie's lamp think of a work around to his rules to get more wishes. What is that work around and what are some of things you end up wishing for?

And inb4 denial of it being work-around-able it doesn't say you cannot wish for things which can break those rules and it does not say you cannot change the rules themselves.

 

How I would do it is I wish for a notebook that whenever I draw or write a line in it the intention of what I wish for is a wish that happens, then I wish for a pen, then I wish for Genie to be free. Then with the notebook I wish its indestructible, regrows used pages that are torn out and pages can be torn out I wish for my pen to not run out of ink and also to be indestructible, I wish to be indestructible and to not be restrainable and to not age and to be in whichever form I prefer of whatever OCs I wish. I wish the notebook and pen intercept projectiles that would harm me and extend my telekinetic range so I can know what happened, and I wish for telekinesis. I wish I can appear human as I please to people even in my OC form, and I wish the pen and notebook can be invisible to others and I never misplace it and it never gets stolen from me and the notebook cannot be coated or trapped in materials and neither can the pen, so that they may continue functioning as I please. I wish for extra and better sense but I don't wish for a better brain because I have all of eternity to learn so no rush in that regards.

 

Then I would wish I can grant other people an oc form and they can look human to whoever they wish to not see their form.

 

Then I would wish for instruments like an electric guitar that doesn't need to be plugged into a speaker or wall to be able to produce good sounds and the sounds do not happen to damage ears in the slightest or glass when very loud. I would wish similarly for a drum set, and wish that I do not inhale anything I do not want to inhale be it dust carbon monoxide etc, I wish I do not get sick for very long and I do not die from sickness or such. I do not die in general. And I am not inconvenienced by my immortality.

 

Then I would have a lot of fun. Oh and I can teleport wherever I am using telekinesis and I can use telekinesis to gather sensory data separately from my body into my brain and its limited based on my skills and cognition but does increase over time like any other skill. I wish my brain doesn't get irreparably damaged. I wish I never get crippled.

 

Then lotsa fun I would go to raves I would try ufc fighting, flying, I would try all the instruments, I would travel, I would try and play like 8 videogames at once lol. I would travel, I would lecture Isis and other stuff. But fun would be good and all but if shit is going down that'd need correcting. Some churches steal babies

 and stuff too like whaddup seriously. I would correct the world like mad til the boredom or stress or feeling of endlessness caught up with me at least.

 

Then lotsa fun, vr stuff would be great, I would volunteer for science a little, but I wouldn't solve all the world's problems, don't need to hold their hand. Besides I'm still just one person.

 

Learn all the sciences, all the courses of study, all the instruments, and without wishing for it, I would learn it the hardcore old fashioned way lol. And more importantly tell no one about the notebook and pen lol. And wish that no others can use it and I can only use it when I intend to wish for something, so I don't accidentally write in it anything weird in my sleep telekinetically or something. Well at that rate maybe it wouldn't hurt letting a few people know but don't need everyone on my butt about it. And I wouldn't give other people infinite wishes and I wouldn't give people OP forms, like all magic cannot be used illegally or to restrict or harm others is a wish I would do, and the same for OCs in general I would make that wish for, unless its consenting violence for fun fights or something.

 

But yeah I would fly around *whoosh* I would generate trippy orbs of light(prolly be great for parties), I would play videogames telekinetically while being outside and traveling and seeing the sights and stuff. Also I would try buying n selling online then giving some of it to needy families or something, on the agreement they learn how to manage their money through a money management class so they don't just waste it all possibly? Some would waste it all.

 

I would also call politicians out on their lies live, lel. Show footage of them saying the opposite of what they just said. Idk that wouldn't be fun though. And being indestructible it'd prolly be very fun to jump off of cliffs and stuff lol. Just gotta wish for no non-beneficial brain damage and tada~. Oh and some beneficial brain damages do happen, people become geniuses at math and stuff or master an instrument over night sometimes, not very often though like one in a billion odds prolly.

 

But yes I would have fun and battle ignorance and help the needy and try preventing the roots of society's problems, or fixing those roots(but not be a slave to such).

 

Ok I said a bit, what about you guys? If you need clarification just read the first paragraph or so again.

[cmarston1 5,959]

If I am unable to wish for more wishes, I would wish that I would be able to wish for more wishes.

Than I would wish than any of my wishes would have no negative consequences what so ever.

And after that I would wish for infinite wishes.

I would than use my wishes for selfish reasons such as wanting to get a new computer, or new video game, or any other things that I want.

[Invincible 2,091]

If possible, i would ask for the ability to grant myself my own wishes.

 

Otherwise, I would ask for (my first wish) to have no rule apply to me.

 

Otherwise, I would ask for more genies.

 

Otherwise, i would ask to be able to summon the genie all the time (after the third wish they are supposed to vanish the way I remembered it happening).

 

Lastly, if all else fails I'll ask to be omniscient to know exactly how to get more wishes from them.

[Sir Xarthas VI 470]

Interesting...

The notebook idea would nice.

So would the self-wish route.

Or I would wish from some other object that could grant my wishes without limits.

Or I would wish for the genie to have no rules.

Or I would wish for a new computer, every game that's on Steam bought, and then $900,000,000,000,000 spread throughout a few bank accouts, with all account numbers and passwords/passcodes written down in a notepad next to me.

Other than that, I'd be fine.

[Lil Pip 775]

Tarnish, on 14 Jun 2016 - 12:00 AM, said:Tarnish, on 14 Jun 2016 - 12:00 AM, said:Tarnish, on 14 Jun 2016 - 12:00 AM, said:

If possible, i would ask for the ability to grant myself my own wishes.

 

Otherwise, I would ask for (my first wish) to have no rule apply to me.

 

Otherwise, I would ask for more genies.

 

Otherwise, i would ask to be able to summon the genie all the time (after the third wish they are supposed to vanish the way I remembered it happening).

 

Lastly, if all else fails I'll ask to be omniscient to know exactly how to get more wishes from them.

The first and last are ones I had not considered(unless you count the notebook for the first one). I mean I considered omniscience but not in relation to wishes.

A further question, what if all wishes including the word wish were illegal(not possible, against the rules, banned, forbidden, etc), how would you try to exploit the wishes?

Edited June 14, 2016 by Lil Pip

[Invincible 2,091]

The first and last are ones I had not considered(unless you count the notebook for the first one). I mean I considered omniscience but not in relation to wishes.

A further question, what if all wishes including the word wish were illegal(not possible, against the rules, banned, forbidden, etc), how would you try to exploit the wishes?

Oh, that's a tough one. How about this: I would ask to be truly, fully happy and satisfied. But, in order to attain true happiness and satisfaction i would need several criteria to be met (insert wishes here).

[AzureNightLight 122]

Genie: You have three wishes. Use them wisely.

Me: I wish to have the ability to fill anything with anything.

Genie: Your wish has been granted.

Me: I wish that I can keep this lamp.

Genie: Your wish has been granted.

Me: I wish that you may be set free.

Genie: Your wish has been granted, and, I thank you for my freedom. *poofs away*

 

Okay people might think that this is a bit strange but think about it. The ability to fill things. Anything... with anything....

Empty glass? Fill it with beer. Empty wallet? Fill it with money. Empty heart? Fill it with happiness. Empty lamp? Fill it with wishes. Hate somebody? Fill their bladder lmao. You can literally do anything with this.

[Lil Pip 775]

Genie: You have three wishes. Use them wisely.

Me: I wish to have the ability to fill anything with anything.

Genie: Your wish has been granted.

Me: I wish that I can keep this lamp.

Genie: Your wish has been granted.

Me: I wish that you may be set free.

Genie: Your wish has been granted, and, I thank you for my freedom. *poofs away*

 

Okay people might think that this is a bit strange but think about it. The ability to fill things. Anything... with anything....

Empty glass? Fill it with beer. Empty wallet? Fill it with money. Empty heart? Fill it with happiness. Empty lamp? Fill it with wishes. Hate somebody? Fill their bladder lmao. You can literally do anything with this.

Technically you don't need the lamp then, you can fill a cup with wishes. But then if we wanted a cup to fill with wishes how would we wish for it, if we wished to fill the air with a cup or cups that'd be a massive cup or a lot of cups. So instead wish that you can create anything anywhere.

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

I would wish that I would live by myself, then wish to have Discord's powers, then wish for no more wishes. I don't need to break any rules! By following them, you can get even more.

[silvadel 1,393]

You just turned yourself into a genie with your wishes.